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Your kid asks you to buy this CD for them. What do you do? (1 of 2)
Your kid asks you to buy this CD for them. What do you do? (2 of 2)
May 14, 2024

Your kid asks you to buy this CD for them. What do you do?

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Tim Nikiforovs · May 14, 2024

There is a Cpt. Picard song that's been kicking around for 20 years or so. But it's full of spoilers till you get through the series and the first couple movies. At least till you get through the series if it's just the audio version.

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Billy T. Riker · May 14, 2024

"Ahhh, Dixon Hill & The Starfleet Mafia... a classic. Sure, why not? It can't be worse than what's out now, right?"

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Katie Jackson · May 14, 2024

I'd tell them not to worry, we already own it😂

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Target Audience · May 14, 2024

😮‍💨

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Nerd's Gold · May 14, 2024

Answer with the only logical response - "Make it so."

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WEB · May 14, 2024

Worry that they're getting into gangster sci-fi. These Trek vs BSG feuds so often result in real world violence 😱

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MertzRocks · May 14, 2024

L... O... L... !

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Frank Tagader · May 14, 2024

A good companion piece to Brent Spiner’s album, “Ol’ Yellow Eyes is Back.” Featured background vocals by The Sunspots (Stewart, Frakes, Burton, and Dorn).

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Dan J Reid · May 14, 2024

Damn, they left the best song off the album. That being the classic song where just three words are repeated for nine minutes straight. "Shut up, Wesley."

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Jovet · May 14, 2024

I'm soooo tempted to spend the time photoshopping that.

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Wynstone · May 14, 2024

I would say pop music is fine, but try listening to some classical Vulcan lute music too.

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John · May 14, 2024

I don't have children, so this is theoretical. I'd buy it for them, but none of our computers have a cd drive any more, so they could only listen to it on the enormous music media station that dominates one corner of my living room. (It's got a tape player, a CD player that holds five cds, and an honest to god turntable, plus several hundred vinyl albums courtesy of my Dad.) At least this way I can listen to it too.

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Billy T. Riker · May 14, 2024

Nice! I bought my daughter the new Taylor Swift CD and she asked me how to play it... 😆 we have a Xbox Series X in the living room (which works great with the soundbar) + bluray players work too in a pinch. Have a pretty good vinyl collection myself, mostly newer remasters & reissues but those OG albums probably have some great stuff 🎸 sounds pretty good too I'll bet! ✌️ 🖖

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StonyD · May 14, 2024

Knowing my daughters, easy: We set the player on repeat, throw banana-clips over our eyes, and shake the whole neighborhood with a BLOCK PARTEEEEEEEE!!! {head-thrashing begins}

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BurritoVampire · May 14, 2024

I play it cool, hide the pride I have for them and nonchalantly turn around to hide the tears of joy I have for my child in that moment.

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Paul Rymer · May 14, 2024

Have you heard Star Trekkin’ by The Firm? Or Starship Eidelweiss by Eidelweiss? Look then up on YouTube - no spoilers both parody TOS. The latter CD single actually has an epic techno rendition of the Star Trek theme which got played a lot at convention parties in the 90s.

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Brendon Waldron · May 14, 2024

"In this house, we listen to REAL music! Star Wars Cantina Band Jizz!"

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Steven Johnson · May 14, 2024

I say "Hell no, but you can have this" and I buy them a copy of William Shatner's "Has Been." It's an elegant, full album. Bill really came into his own, artistically and commercially.

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Joseph Spiros · May 14, 2024

I'd also want to include the initial Ben Folds/William Shatner collaboration on two songs on Fear of Pop's Volume 1, "In Love" and "Still in Love". When I think of great Shatner songs in the vein of Has Been, I actually think of "In Love" first. Shatner also appeared on the alternate version of Folds' "Rockin' the Suburbs" for "Over the Hedge". Which was at least kinda fun.

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AzoriusMage · May 14, 2024

Get it on Vinyl you heathen

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Target Audience · May 14, 2024

Released on CD only 😔

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Prof Moff · May 14, 2024

Tell the kid to go get a job you snowflake. I think the coal mines are hiring

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Target Audience · May 14, 2024

“Years later, when Prof Moff’s kid turned 18, he left home and never returned” “I gave that ungrateful kid an amazing childhood!” Prof Moff still claims to this day

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Jovet · May 14, 2024

I ask him, "Who told you what a 'CD' even is??"

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Target Audience · May 14, 2024

He found it at a garage sale

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Matthew · May 14, 2024

Bust out the anbo-jytsu gear and give them an sound ass-kicking 👊

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Target Audience · May 14, 2024

Make sure to blare “Engage” during your fight 🗣️

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David Wayne Fox · May 14, 2024

Don't only rejoice in their choice of entertainment, but the fact that they desire physical media!

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Darin Wagner · May 14, 2024

What is this... "CD"... you speak of?

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Target Audience · May 14, 2024

So, back in the day before Al Gore invented the Internet, they would put music onto a fragile disk that easily scratched and held up extremely poorly. Obviously as you can guess it was quite frustrating. Then there was this guy Sean Parker…

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Guillaume Bergeron · May 14, 2024

I buy two copies, one for them and one for me

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Target Audience · May 14, 2024

You dropped this 👑

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Dru Blood · May 14, 2024

Buy it for them... Heck no I'm buying it for me...😏

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Target Audience · May 14, 2024

Massive W

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SageGreenGoat · May 14, 2024

The answer is, of course, yes. Spiner and Frakes and a few of the others made silly fans CDs over the years. There's one with a name something like "Old Yellow Eyes" iirc. Every family needs some Trek

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Michael Schwarz · May 14, 2024

Tell them that CDs were mythical things their grandparents believed in.

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Gregory · May 14, 2024

No son no, we need to wait for the deluxe version with the special “Shut-Up Wesley” track

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Target Audience · May 14, 2024

The rumors about Picard’s last verse on that track 👀

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Matthew Riley · May 14, 2024

I’d wonder how the heck did they get into the Icelandic folk music scene

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Target Audience · May 14, 2024

Can’t shield your kid forever

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Ken Rubotham · May 14, 2024

Rub your hands together smugly as you reveal to them your treasured copy of "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" sung by Leonard Nimoy. "Son, do you want to hear real music?"

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Target Audience · May 14, 2024

Your kid = 🤯

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mike · May 14, 2024

“Get that kid off my bridge” … great song! Lol

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Target Audience · May 14, 2024

The Wesley ad-libs during the song’s bridge 😳

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SageGreenGoat · May 14, 2024

It's a trick question-- some of us don't have kids and never will.

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Target Audience · May 14, 2024

I don’t have kids, but still answer this question with a hell yes 🔥

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Retro Tom · May 14, 2024

Say yes

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Jason Mitchell · May 14, 2024

I'd buy it for him on the condition that they wear headphones LOL

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Target Audience · May 14, 2024

They’ll agree, but then start blasting their Panasonic stereo as soon as you get home

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lee · May 14, 2024

I prefer the single "Sucked Out (Featuring Will-Dog Riker)," with "Blown Out" on the B-side.

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Target Audience · May 14, 2024

Riker’s ‘bone solo on Blown Out 🔥🎺

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Matthew McKinnon-Gray · May 14, 2024

Congratulate them on their good taste :)

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Terrell Harkness · May 14, 2024

Hug them tightly and cry knowing you are a great parent!