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April 1, 2024

First Time Watching Star Trek (2009) REACTION

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Steve the greeeen hand · April 2, 2024

Star Trek and start trek beyond were great trek films . And better than 5 season of std . Its alternate timeline w zero impact on legacy canon and honestly nails a lot of aspects . The hate is just modern day social media and lack of actual honest viewers

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Steve the greeeen hand · April 2, 2024

Imo

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Steve the greeeen hand · April 2, 2024

I actually like this version a lot . It’s a different timeline and no impact on the canon .

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T’Pynyn of Vulcan · April 2, 2024

The only thing that you guys are missing in this video are lens flares. (You will understand the reference once you watch the movie.) Happy April Fools Day!!!

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Greg Quinn · April 2, 2024

Well if everything goes at the rate it's currently moving it's looking like 2031 or so before we get to this for real...😬

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beam me up · April 2, 2024

So I have been watching you guys for a while..since the tos movie reaction.... yesterday I saw you watching JJ Abrams Trek....and I was Soo upset lmao...I realized it was an April fools. So I said to myself it bothered me so much.... I need to join your patron lol. Since I realized I am a true fan of your star Trek reaction! I do hope you guys watch Star Trek continues ...it is a great fan love letter to TOS...and it completes the series to to movie excellent 👍 Live long and prosper 💓

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Monty Crawford · April 2, 2024

I can't officially speak for the guys....but as a big fan of them myself, Welcome to the collective!

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Adam from Germany · April 2, 2024

Something was different this time!

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Sam Langanke · April 2, 2024

As a western European I honestly believed that Shasta had to be a fake name. It sounds very eastern Euopean. To my amazement this brand exists in american reality. Just like Fireball.

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Steven Linden · April 2, 2024

Wow, Star Trek (2009) is a lot better than I remembered!

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James Baloun · April 2, 2024

We used to pronounce it Shasta like the mountain.

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Monty Crawford · April 2, 2024

Honestly, your Shasta commercial spoof is better than the movie. (i'm not a fan of the reboot. The Enterprise in it is HIDEOUS). But this is great. Good job kiddos.

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Aramis Calcutt · April 2, 2024

Oooohhhhhhhhh. Right.

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North · April 2, 2024

Turn on your location, lads, we just wanna talk. (J/K! It was worth it just for the Shasta Colo bit. XD )

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Juan Tutrífor · April 1, 2024

Joke's on you guys, I already watched every Star Trek movie since '92, IN theaters, WITH popcorn, and... aw goddammit.

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Jovet · April 1, 2024

2:35 You should have just admitted, it's better than birthday cake, winning the lottery, and sex all on the same day.

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Jovet · April 1, 2024

What size shoes does Alex wear? LOL

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Jovet · April 1, 2024

I've never pronounced it "SHAW-stuh", I've always pronounced it "SHAH-stuh" Is that part of the joke? haha

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Andrea R · April 1, 2024

Didn't fool me for a second 🤣

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Juan Tutrífor · April 1, 2024

This had a better plot than Star Trek (2009), actually.

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startrekiborg · April 1, 2024

I generally don't like clickbait, and you got me twice, once for the post and once for the pinned comment. But, it is April 1st, so good job guys. My first clue that something was off, was that your video was only 40 minutes long. BTW, if you do watch it, even though it takes place in the past, it will be a spoiler.

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Collin Freeman · April 1, 2024

You got me.

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Anthony Goodwin · April 1, 2024

Lol you buttheads! I can't believe I fell for this!!! Hilarious! 😂😂😂😂🖖🖖🖖🖖

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Brian Moore · April 1, 2024

Wow, I can’t believe I fell for that. Well done!

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Badger · April 1, 2024

You pronounce Shasta funny..must be west/east coast thing like : Pop or Soda

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Target Audience · April 1, 2024

We’re just stupid

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David Crabtree · April 1, 2024

Ah yes, let the asinine April Fool's videos commence. A reminder as to why I avoid most of the internet on this day, but Patreon is usually pretty good.

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Lost Monk · April 1, 2024

Now, as penance, you have to accelerate your Reaction schedule tenfold for TNG's remaining 9 seasons.

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JD Nevesytrof · April 1, 2024

Ohio boys call it "SHAW-sta", love it. The first a is like the A in cat. ;)

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StonyD · April 1, 2024

I knew it before I clicked. This day is too "dangerous" for me to believe anything!

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Scarpad’s Domain · April 1, 2024

Well in the grand scheme of things you can do one of these vids every year for everything post 2009

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Steven Johnson · April 1, 2024

What would be the drink of choice for Star Trek Into Darkness?

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Connor Fallon · April 1, 2024

Hmm makes me want a Shasta… not to drink, just to have…

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Steven Johnson · April 1, 2024

It's a great conversation piece.

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Matthew Riley · April 1, 2024

geez dudes. You were flat at the scenes I thought you would go off, laughed at the sad scenes, *completely* missed the nuances of some of the performance to the point I thought you might be watching the wrong movie. This is probably the *worst* take of this film I have seen.

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Darin Wagner · April 1, 2024

What happened to the airdate order?

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Darin Wagner · April 1, 2024

Oh dang... I forgot what day it is. You got me, guys. You got me.

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badvertised · April 1, 2024

(Slow clap of genuine respect.)

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Steven Johnson · April 1, 2024

Shasta and JJ Trek go well together. Unlike Shasta and Fireball.

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Target Audience · April 1, 2024

Wait a minute….. has anyone TRIED Shasta and Fireball? ….Excuse me a moment please

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Mat · April 1, 2024

ha. ha. ha.

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Captain Proton · April 1, 2024

Very odd that you decided to spend the entire discussion segment talking about how this movie would have been better had they included more Pakled lore, but I can't say I disagree.

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KatWithAttitude · April 1, 2024

My heart sank when I saw this, but then I realized what day it is, so good one. I'll watch the video later. As it stands now I have no intention of ever watching this or the sequels for reasons I will explain soon. I already have a post ready for the uncut version of S3-01 where I give my reasons since there is a slight connection between that episode and a bad experience I had watching another reboot of a show I love.

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John · April 1, 2024

You got me. I was trying to come up with a justifiable reason for watching this one out of order, but I couldn't. And of course, there wasn't and you didn't, but... gah. Too early in the day for April Fools'.

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Thicketdweller · April 1, 2024

Ha ha, you got me! Happy April fools I guess that means I get to be saved like young children, fools and ships named enterprise

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C_Drew · April 1, 2024

Noo...don't say this is April Fool's...I was soooo psyched! Star Trek 2009 and that new trilogy is an absolute gem!

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Target Audience · April 1, 2024

We will actually watch it when the time comes

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Chris Christison · April 1, 2024

You had me until Shasta! No way you guys would turn your back on Fireball!

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Deidra LaMoria · April 1, 2024

HaHa. Dammit.

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Thicketdweller · April 1, 2024

I became completely blind on March 16 of 2009 that is now 15 years and 16 days ago In December 2008 I had lost the ability to see the color green but I could still go to a movie and see what looks like a really gray out video. I saw clips for the Star Trek movie when I went to see quantum of solace, and I got an understanding of how sleek the new enterprise looked in the video. And got a glimpse of the cast and thought they all look reasonably correct But by the time the movie came out in May I couldn’t see it. It was the first movie that I got my hands on audio description for. So this 2009 Star Trek is unlike all the previous Star Trek and similar to all the future Star Trek I have never seen any of the Star Trek made after 2009 and have to rely on the audio description as result of failings and audio description I have really dug into podcasts over the year to get better detail. I am really looking forward to this presentation for the opportunity to gain greater insights into things that are almost deemed to be visually irrelevant to people who can see. Thanks guys have a great day

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Target Audience · April 1, 2024

We’ll get there (for real) one day

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Smokey C · April 1, 2024

ok April fools, you got me good.

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Scarpad’s Domain · April 1, 2024

Happy Aprils Fools. Ok I’m going post a Massive spoiler for season 3. Here it is….. 🤤just screwing with you