Hooves on First

"Hooves on first."

"Who?"

"Not who, what."

"What's on first?"

"The Minotaur. Can't you see?"

"I can see just fine. I wanted to know if its name was What."

"What?"

"The name of the Minotaur. Is it What?"

"I don't know."

"You mean, I Don't Know What. That thing's in the outfield."

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"Hooves on second."

"Which!"

"The Centaur, of course."

"No, that's its name."

"No? That's a weird name."

"No, Which is the Centaur's name."

"What? Isn't the Witch the pitcher?"

"Yeah, so?"

"Never mind."

"Oh, the Nevermind is on third. I don't think it has hooves, though."

"Who cares?"