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March 31, 2019

Secret Patchnotes Version 1.4

 
 Now I wanted to keep this a secret, but since everyone insisted, here you go:   
 - Selecting "Quickmatch" now will pick a random number and variation of enemies for you, automatically. You cannot select your desired enemies anymore.  

-After going to bed ingame you have to wait 8 real life hours now to fit the immersion.

- Tank Controls are back! Use A and D to turn your character.  Also: You cant walk forward anymore, you can only backwards.  

- The NPC's and Enemies can only walk backwards to fit the Players movement.  

- Going to GYM in real life now increases your STR stat in real life!  

- New Weapon for the player characters:  Purse! Bribe the Enemy and hope she doesnt attack you anymore.  

- Added Third Gender: Apache Helicopter.  

- Removed Male and Female, since Apache Helicopters are awesome.  

- Added new Toilets for Apache Helicopters, which can be used to refuel and reload ammo.  

- Beeing defeated ingame now sends your home address to the secret central. Few minutes later the Enemy will appear and kidnap you in reallife.  

- Removed the unnecessary .exe file to save space. Simply download Visual Studio and learn programming and recompile the game to start it.  

- Ingame Music removed completely. Instead you will hear this awesome track:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLzxrzFCyOs  

- Voice Input: Talking to NPC's now isnt done with the "E" button, instead its via microphone input.  

- Eating stuff in reallife now reduces your hunger in reallife.   

Comments (12)

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McNoss · April 3, 2019

THIS ONE REALLY WORKS!!!! "- Eating stuff in reallife now reduces your hunger in reallife. "

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Iulian · April 1, 2019

yes:))) we will be all now happy for ever and a day ;) thanks.

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zte · April 1, 2019

Thank you Salia for helping me increase my STR in real life! i was so confused on figuring out how to increase it but now i have found it and it so easy! so thanks again :)

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generalr · April 1, 2019

These real life updates are hardcore. Thanks for all your hard work!

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Jeanette Mardion · April 1, 2019

> Beeing defeated ingame now sends your home address to the secret central. Few minutes later the Enemy will appear and kidnap you in reallife. Best. Update. Ever!

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Jyri · April 1, 2019

thanks for reminding me about april fools.

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WillTheRealEcchiPleaseStandUp · April 1, 2019

When I got the email, I thought it was serious until the "only backwards" part, at which point, I went "WAIT, is it April Fools?!", and saw that it obvious was for Salia whenever this was posted. 10/10 Would read again

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Ritty · April 1, 2019

You had me in the first part, not gonna lie...

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WowzerMC · April 1, 2019

I think there's a bug. It sent my P.O. address instead of my residence address. Will the Post Office leave me a yellow later slip?

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NanasBananas · March 31, 2019

Yes! This is the patch I was waiting for! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go lose to Cherry and await my reallife kidnapping. Adios, muchachos!

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Jonas · March 31, 2019

I approve

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Salia Coel · March 31, 2019

The version number 1.4 fits the date today.