TeddyGrey - Mic Check

Which bar was your favourite?

I’ve got 2 cyphers coming up in November so I’m getting ready for them! This is just the process of me running through a series of beats to see how the bars fair with certain bpm’s!

I hope you enjoy!

FULL LYRICS TO EACH VERSE :

( VERSE 1 )

I smoked a millennia old oak tree

until a nose bleed froze me and then I O.D’d

Somebody woke me said my phones been going bleep

and they were surprised I managed to even go sleep

I said you don’t understand I saw the maddest shit

Imagine this, I was actually the first atom split

And after the planets ripped I was a magnet strip on Charles Mansons fridge

Lagged a bit and woke up as the leather thong that he strangled with

Try and capture it, the moment that I changed became David Blaine dangling

From like a crane or something hanging in pain laughing in

plain sight crowd gathering thinking they know what magic is

Try and fathom it, the method of transport was inadequate

We got to horsepower from horse galloping

I’ve invented shark power and its staggering

How far a car will dart with a shark strapped to the back of it

I took a photo on my phone just let me tap it quick

But all I found was one pic of the acid-dipped dank I lit

He said “I think we’ve figured out why you’ve imagined this”

I told the mirror to fuck off and then got back to this…

My brains very fried

I lie in bed at night

And terrorise

Whatever tries to get inside

This head of mine

Last time I let it find

A place in there it buried quite

Deep and found a way

to weaponise the devil’s side

Every time this shadow is engulfing any thread of light

That I can get at times when I create and even then I’m blind

Above the clouds where I can buy myself some extra time

So as long as I keep getting high then in my head I’m fine

I’m not beefing with vegans that like meat

Lying to themselves releasing this oestrogen type beat

It’s a fallacy all they see is phallus’s I mean

I’m a dick so they have to pretend they don’t like me

Stay in the closet as long as you need

It’s not really bothering me

I’m honestly not gonna be

The one to say what you can beat

Who you can beat is completely different

I promise you chief

as long as you breathe

it’s not gone be me

I can mog in my sleep

Confidently

I know I’m the one to defeat like Muhammed Ali

Obviously it’s not gonna be what you thought it would be

You’re a dog on the leash of what’s popping this week

I won’t stop til it’s easy to decipher the knock off and cheap

From the elite, their punches don’t land none of their knocks are unique

I am not one of these, computer geeks I will bomb where you sleep

Come to the wake and fuck up the priest in front of your niece

Pops and then three, of your uncles get shot off their feet

Everyone’s screaming, but I insist that they’ve got to be seated

As I spit on your body and leave,

I just want them to see what comes with dishonouring me

I’ve a promise to keep

Now solemnly sleep

( VERSE TWO )

If you’re a couple knocks

Get ‘em out the way early just because

By the time you’ve finished I’ll have shook it off

Ask if it was worth it for the blood you got

And beat you so badly you’ll know there’s something wrong

If you’re a couple knocks

Then I wonder what

You are when comparable to an open door that wasn’t locked

In the first place, it’s me, I really won a spot

From the real, you look at streams and never took a rod

If you’re a couple knocks

Then I’m a hundred shots

Of whatever Polpot was on that made him let a country rot

If you’re a couple knocks

Im the beast titan with a hundred rocks

And no clean strikes I want you under moss

That means fucking gone

I’m not talking bout the gloves are off

They were never on I bare knuckle box

Even if you get a lucky shot

I’ll punch a lung until I puncture one

This art on the canvass you can’t brush it off

If you’re a couple knocks

Then I’m Big G at the Southern Dons

And your whole team is getting bullied on

I alone am the punished one

Gojo with a hoodie on

If you’re a hill to climb

Then I’m a mountaineer looking at you like

Is this some sort of training exercise?

If you’re a hill to climb

I’m colossal titan at its biggest size

One small step and I’ve cleared the little heights

You thought best but I made it kiddy like

So elementary your flow even came with a pipe

If you’re a hill to reach

Then I swear I’m looking at this thing with ease

Nothing but a dog walk in a winter breeze

Conquer the ground quickly and with a minutes peace

I brought a spliff with me, I’ll have that and a sip of tea

Listen geek

I am the English meme

I’ll beat you to sleep with a mister bean figurine

( VERSE 3 )

How are you depressed with ED and up and coming?

You put the rap in paraplegic you ain’t running nothing

I’m like a flight of stairs the way I’m always up to something

I’m still punching down even if I uppercut him

( VERSE 4 )

Fuck your little rule book and all your list of demands

Come see me with the Yatcha Club I’ll watch you piss in your pants

Backyard Brawl, UFC or Misfits in my plans

But you wanted to war with words so rounds are big in attack

Trigger me? Ha. Better chance of you lifting a strap

To literally cap but you could never really be that

Living vicariously through what you spit in your raps

But the middle class nerd you are is the image of fact

You think that you’re bad? Like anyone’s at risk when you’re mad?

You think besides sarcastic trolling you could injure me back?

I think that you’re mad and you might wanna revisit the strat

Before I treat your Babe Ruthless when I’m lifting a bat

You’re not the Bane of my existence you’re a zit on the back

Of a giant you claim hates you cos he ripped you off fast

You think that you’re Batman but can’t even Riddle me that

Why you’re the joke of every YouTube rapper vid in the lab

This the easiest money since BNF in his pad

This gift of the gab isn’t something you win in an app

It’s literally that, a gift, so if you didn’t get jack

In a box is where you’ll stay until you figure the craft

You come in stinking of ass

Saying you smell sweet, all we smell is liquor and fags

This isn’t healthy you’d rather us sitting in trash

Lying a plenty all about how you live in a trap

( VERSE 5 )

I’ll ever so casually munch an apple while rugby tackling your mum and dad it’ll look like actual bulls clashing or trucks are crashing, I’m full of Xanax bumping summer madness in your uncles wagon i’m not understanding any of these gun attachments. Your team are queefers how these cunts are gassing, I’ll have Queen Latifah jump another taxi dash you in the trunk and smash it. Sonning bastards like the brother of their cousins dads and knuckle dragging from Notts to Wolverhampton to duffle bag ‘em. Bunch of crackers come for rum and banquets understand if you do not give up the gadgets I’ll become a fucking savage. I just come for laughs and once the act is done I’m clapping but if the puns are lacking, all their jokes are plane, and full of bombing nothing wasn’t landing underhanding undertakers taking the piss I’m blatantly sick everyone took a loss to me til they say it’s legit when they’re seeing this shit there’s no straying from it I’m the grey in the mist the flood is coming I’m praying for it til I’m lay in a six foot grave or a ditch decaying to bits as long as they keep on playing my shit I’m never dead if my brains in the mix, still you ain’t saying shit to super saiyan 6 I’m who you’re cosplaying as but shouldn’t be playing with I made it this far off the smell of burning from an angel wing and a back full of scars from where the other had been traded in the crazy thing is hate can regenerate and replace the thing and it used to be love, but now I’m closer to where Satan is a satanist they’re saying it’s insane it’s rich to say that as an atheist and claim the moral high ground on a breaking cliff, I saw the snake changing skin, turn Gollum and blame the ring he’s faking it like it’s a circus and he wants paying for it, I can give him pain for it don’t ever blame me it’s reciprocating in this place I’m in, I wasn’t raised within the law and I’m ok with it, the ones who say they lit I flare gun in their face so they can stay legit

The bar isn’t my child but I’m still raising it

Like Arnold Schwarzenegger in his favourite gym

My egos taking up most of the space I’m in

That used to be my shadow but I’ve reigned him in

Now I converse with him they think that I’m an alien

I’m saying if it weren’t for him then Earth’d be a game I’m in

The best to ever come out the UK is Potter Paper and if

I’m not second place then it’s a waste to even make your list

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