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January 28, 2016

Piss off, "my new creator page ".

Listen to me, men. Listen to your chieftain! On this day I swear to you that we shall fight this "Patreon New Page" infestation till our last breath!

Don't get me wrong though, I love the patreon-guys. I quite honestly do love them. This website quite literally changed the life of many many people. But it is also notorious for being buggy and having the most counter-intuitive interface in the history of the internet! And this new abomination they are forcing on us is even worse!


Rest assured we all will fall sooner or later. All patreon creator pages will eventually be "sleek, lean, and engineered to dazzle you, and your patrons". But I will make damn sure that our fortress is the last one to fall!!!


"> Akabur produces a war cry full of both rage and deep sadness."

Comments (22)

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punktum · January 28, 2016

yes lets fuck things up

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AKAMAN · February 4, 2016

Dude! Love the userpic! RNR ^_^

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YummyTiger Gaming · January 28, 2016

I agree that the new design leaves a lot to be desired. What is frustrating to me, is that if they are going to improve things, they should start with this comments section. There are so many ways to make this message section better, if nothing else allowing better response threads so you can actually reply to people in way that makes it easy to follow.

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AKAMAN · February 4, 2016

I know... But that the general notion these days, not only here on Patreon. Many sites take an approach lately when you dread every update to make worse.

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wagonsleftwheel · January 28, 2016

We will fight!! To the very last man!! We will be heard!!

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AKAMAN · February 4, 2016

Right on!

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Drazhoath · January 28, 2016

Mi dick is readdy!

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AKAMAN · February 4, 2016

Ew! Put it away!

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Timeyy · January 28, 2016

It's like Youtube, getting worse with every update.

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AKAMAN · February 4, 2016

Exactly.

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Smiling_Jack · January 28, 2016

Is it time to break out the blue paint? Markydaysaid knows what I'm talking about.

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AKAMAN · February 4, 2016

Brave heart?

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Vega Chaos · January 28, 2016

Is it time to march forward the army's my lord? my blade aches to taste flesh once again

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AKAMAN · February 4, 2016

Not just yet. But soon... Coming soon.

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Dorago · January 28, 2016

We are behind you my lord !

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AKAMAN · February 4, 2016

All I needed to hear!

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cyberonic · January 28, 2016

the main problem I have with it is you cant even manually edit your patronage amount from the main page of the new design.

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AKAMAN · February 4, 2016

One of many main problems...

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J · January 28, 2016

Stand for tradition oh gallant leader! Stand without fear for we, your Patrons, stand with you! FOR AKABUR! FOR JASMINE! FOR IRIS! AND FOR LOLA!!!!!

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Dorago · January 28, 2016

And FOR HERMION TOO !!!!

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Ace · January 28, 2016

The first to come will make the last stand, together with you Akabur ^^

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AKAMAN · January 28, 2016

You shall hold the flag, Ace!