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September 7, 2020

136 - The Space Pirate's Booty

So, my allergies are back. And... IT PISSES ME OFF TO NO END!!! I know this is not really a serious thing to complain about, but DEAR GOD it just infuriates me with how much it discomforts my life right now. Apparently it's a common thing around these parts during this time of year and I am experiencing it for the first time because I've only lived here for a few years. 

First it was my nose, I went to the doctor -- got the pills. Then it was my eyes -- I went to the doctor got the eyedrops, now it's my FUCKING throat! ...and I am going to see the doctor tomorrow.

The flower that's causing this was apparently brought here from North America for research during the CCCP era. Only it had no natural predators here (whatever the hell that means for a flower) and now it's fucking everywhere, and when it blooms about 70% of the local population suffer allergy symptoms. WELL THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HEAR ABOUT THIS SHIT!

This is so annoying... -_- The meds dull the symptoms but don't make them go away completely. Supposedly this should stop in the middle of September when the stupid flower stops ejaculating it's stupid pollen on everyone. *Sigh*... Oh well, just talking about it made me feel a bit better. Like 1% better -_-

New guest story. (SC34 Ver. 10.04) It's called The Space Elf's booty. It's both written and coded by  Blacktrader (blacktrader7@hotmail.com). This was the first story  Blacktrader  wrote for me back when I only started this whole guest story thing. So it's pretty short. Also it doesn't have any new art assets. In other words don't expect much. I already updated the itch.io files if you are interested though. (Android version will be uploaded in a few days).

The work. Until the allergies turned me into a whiny little bitch I've been doing a lot of progress with Episode 11. It's really shaping up nicely, but I still have a lot of work to do. I think I am about 1/3 through with the coding. If the doc gives me some decent potions tomorrow I hope to double down on the work during this week.

The games. I am slowly making my way through ToCS2. I gotta say I miss the military academy setting. But Ymir does star to feel like home little by little. Hot springs, snowboarding - it's nice ^_^ 

Is this love? The term WIFU gets thrown around a lot, by me as well, but I don't think I ever meant it anything for me personally. I don't think I ever liked a fictional character to a degree where I would start to idolize them. (Big reveal: I've been a fake weeb up until now). I but I think it finally happened, I left the normie camp and there is no turning back now. I think I am in love with instructor Sara. There! I said it!

Sara was my favorite in the first game, but it was all fun and games. I were never serious. But here, in ToCS2 when she showed up in the story for the first time I was just grinning like an idiot. And when she referenced a promise I made to her at the bonfire during the first game - I knew it was love. <3

I am also playing a bit of Nexomon. It's a fun game. I never played a pokemon(-like) game before, but I like this one. 

See you next week -_-


Comments (34)

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Louis Iness · September 11, 2020

No spoilers please some us are waiting for the android version

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chip scoville · September 11, 2020

Allow me to offer an American remedy for those suffering from allergies. Get some local honey, eat on toast or girl however you like it. The bees make it from pollen so it will help build your immunities. It's not a quick fix but next year you suffer much less.

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AKAMAN · September 14, 2020

Eat it on a girl. Got it! Will try. :)

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A. Hanson · September 10, 2020

Ah i’m glad for the new content. And I just realize something. I believe the jasmine that is in star channel 34 came from your original magic shop game. Because of the fact that the princess trainer do universe and the regular Aladdin/magic shop universe are separate If “you know who” has indeed snuck on the ship with Genie I believe she’s either going to realize that Jasmine is not the Jasmine from her universe.

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AKAMAN · September 14, 2020

All question will be answered in ep11 :)

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Lyk · September 9, 2020

The allergic reactions will pass, but that gif shall remain on the internet forever.

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AKAMAN · September 14, 2020

Agreed.

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Kakashkin · September 8, 2020

Никсар попробуй

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Sid Santos · September 8, 2020

Tough luck being a flower bukkake victim. Hope you feel less bad now.

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PaddyOFurniture · September 9, 2020

Flower bukkake victim? You've just managed to make my allergies more disgusting. Somehow. Congratulations.

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kaspar herab · September 8, 2020

There is no truth in flesh,only betrayal There is no strength in flesh,only weakness There is no Constancy in flesh,only decay There is no certainty in flesh but death

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AKAMAN · September 14, 2020

There is no king but Akabur.

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Jonathan · September 7, 2020

did i miss something because i can't find an Itch.Io account for you Akabur?

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Брежнев Леонид Ильич · September 8, 2020

the same problem

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morris ridgeway · September 7, 2020

Sorry about the plant. Does it have yellow flowers and grow into a tree like structure?

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AKAMAN · September 14, 2020

I don't know. I honestly don't care since I can't do anything about it anyways. The pills and some precaution measures helped though - I feel much better now :)

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Trevor Bond · September 7, 2020

Oh yeah, invasive flower species suck. Purple Loostrife or whatever it's called used to make my head feel like a balloon full of misery until we exterminated it in my old home region (a forest fire helped!). My sympathies! Now I get similar reactions to a certain breed of tree. SIGH. Glad to hear you're not letting it get in the way of inding your waifu though! Have a great week, man!

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AKAMAN · September 14, 2020

Yeah, no allergy can stop me from spending some quality time with my anime girls. Anyway I feel much better these days. Thank you for your words of support, Trevor.

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PaddyOFurniture · September 7, 2020

Allergy shots. They're worth the pain.

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AKAMAN · September 14, 2020

I am considering it.

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Denis · September 7, 2020

Take care, mate!

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AKAMAN · September 14, 2020

Thanks :)

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VitAnyaNaked · September 7, 2020

Yes, allergies are unsettling and definitely does not focus on something. Anyway, any health problems interfere with the entire work process. Get well!

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AKAMAN · September 14, 2020

Thanks you for your words of support ;)

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WildMartin · September 7, 2020

Allergies are terrible. And it always seems something imported is the culprit. During peak season I do two different pills morning and night and a nasal spray and it just lessens the symptoms.

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AKAMAN · September 14, 2020

Well, I think if you are prepared it could be way less annoying. It caught me completely off guard so I had to safer a bit :)

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Joseph · September 7, 2020

For as weeb and otaku as I am, I have yet to find the one who will make me into a Waifu lover. Congratulations on your transition from 3D to 2D though, where all the women are better. I’m waiting for Not-Pokemon to come to the Xbone, weird it got released everywhere except the Xbox One but it will be coming out shortly. I wasn’t that interested until I saw it had a few Gardevoir-like creatures. The only reason I even play Pokemon anymore. Sorry about the flowers, at least it’s not COVID pollen.

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AKAMAN · September 14, 2020

I know what you mean. I also am very picky when it comes to my imaginary love interests. Not-Pokemon is a great game by the way. I'm sure you'll enjoy it, and not only because of your Gardevoi fetish. ^^

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Kento Marek · September 7, 2020

Dont rush your work. Health first.

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AKAMAN · September 14, 2020

Thank you for your support, man.

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GoHawks1840 · September 7, 2020

Wash your sheets a lot, shower before bed or if you go outside, change your clothes if you go outside, wipe down your walls with a wet cloth, get a vaporizer - the pollen will attach to the water molecules and fall to the floor then sweep/wash the floor. Pollen hooks onto clothes and gets into your bed. After that, you’ll have control

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AKAMAN · September 14, 2020

Thank you for the advice, man. My doctor said pretty much the same. And honestly since I started doing that things did get better. (Well I am also taking pills so that is probably the part of it too :)

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Ace · September 7, 2020

Awesome update, yes allergies are terrible, keep it up.

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AKAMAN · September 14, 2020

Thank you, Ace :)