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THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE! And with an ass like that, we can't lose.
Lovenfam, we're in the FINAL week of the Fun Kickstarter Campaign! We're less than $2k away from hitting the big $200,000. When we do, every copy of New Heights will come with this kick ass dust jacket for FREE baby!
I don't know if I'd rather have Gabe or King Kong roll into my city. We still got plenty of VERY STUPID stretch goals planned as we make our way to the grand finale. Thank you so much for joining me on this last big hurrah. I'm thankful for the opportunity to do one more big Kickstarter like this, but I'm also thankful it's my last one for a long time. I'm very tired!!
Friendly reminder that this campaign is the ONLY way to get New Heights, and more importantly, the glorious box set featuring ALL of my books, signed by little old me.
Honestly, I don't know who I'm talking to right now. SO MANY of you have already backed the campaign on TOP of being a patron. I'll never be able to thank you enough, but I'll keep doing it anyway. thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou
Alright, y'all! Let's have MAXIMUM FUN and OUTSELL the least fun book of all time, the BIBLE!
Have a blessed day,
JL 🙏
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Tbh, go to church every Sunday but I've spent far more on your campaigns than the Bible. I think I was given all my Bibles. 🤷♀️
Clear eyes, thicc thighs, can’t lose
That's a sick ass body!
Break out that stand!
Bible got that holy ghost.
You can do it! Also, can you kiss my book when you sign it?
Of course, David. Passionately.
