May 8, 2026
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Secret Panel ✨
And for the price of your soul, we'll give you a free small drink.
Comments (11)
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Madelena Mak · May 8, 2026
At this rate of inflation, the secret panel probably needs to be updated to $100 in a year. 🫣🥲
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Tim Elrod · May 8, 2026
hongery…
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J. L. Westover · May 8, 2026
horngry...
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Amnestria the elf · May 8, 2026
The fries are separate
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J. L. Westover · May 8, 2026
A separate app, specifically.
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Jared Riley · May 8, 2026
$10 for a burger? I’m jealous
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J. L. Westover · May 8, 2026
I got $40 off for signing up!
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Generic Hero · May 8, 2026
"Fine! Just let me order one burger!" "Sorry, item not available at your location." "HURRGH! BURRGLHH!"
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J. L. Westover · May 8, 2026
I once went to a Dairy Queen and they were out of ice cream.
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Rainbow Dash · May 8, 2026
The price is easy. It's however much our algorithm says you'll pay.
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J. L. Westover · May 8, 2026
I'll pay any price for BURGER