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April 28, 2026

I made a calendar!

The rumors were true. I made a 2027 daily calendar and it's available for pre-order RIGHT h*ckin NOW. Don't go in expecting some sexy pin-up calendar. You do not want to see my hideous flesh pile. It's day after day of my stupid shit + the secret panels.

This is the very same calendar that y'all got to pick your favorite comic to appear on your birthday. Here's that post if you don't remember.

I'm anxiously awaiting my advanced copy to arrive soon so I can finally taste it. I have some fun promo stuff planned in the build up to its launch this August. I've never done a calendar before so hopefully I put the dates in the right order. That's kind of important I guess.

2027 may or may not be a good year, but at least you'll have this calendar...

CALENDAR HYYYPE!!! 🔥🔥🔥

Comments (21)

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Jeanette Esau · April 30, 2026

Boom! Pre-ordered.

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J. L. Westover · April 30, 2026

I felt that explosion from here. Thank you, jeasau!

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Hackyandbird · April 29, 2026

This bette be sexy

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J. L. Westover · April 30, 2026

New York Times is calling it "the most fuckable calendar of 2027." Their words, not mine.

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ML · April 29, 2026

Pre-ordered!

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J. L. Westover · April 29, 2026

Thank you, ML! 2027 is gonna be the best year ever (for owning a calendar)

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Tim Elrod · April 28, 2026

Ok fine but this is the last time I’m buying something from Amazon. If May comes around and that wizard isn’t waking Brad up I’m going to rip that page right off the calendar and recycle it

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J. L. Westover · April 29, 2026

If you want to avoid Amazon, there are a few other options listed on their website. https://publishing.andrewsmcmeel.com/calendar/mr-lovenstein-2027-day-to-day-calendar-good-comics-for-bad-times/ If you don't see the Wizard in May, you can throw me away.

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Don Arnold · April 28, 2026

Talk about an insta-buy. This is a true "Shut up and take my money!" situation. Keep up the amazing work!

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J. L. Westover · April 28, 2026

Thank you so much, Don!

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blyatbrat · April 28, 2026

you know what, they're new to someone. that and i am a huge fan with severe medical issues so i re-read your comics when i need a little distraction from being so bed bound and sick, though im sure there are some out there ive missed so irregardless i will be buying it, even just to support you. (and give myself a little boost to try harder) 💕 and bc im lucky to have a few dollars rn.. i normally cant even afford rent.

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blyatbrat · April 28, 2026

I NEED. but im planning on buying the garfield one too.. is it odd to have several comic calendars ? tbh i feel like collecting them just for the comics themselves, seeing as thats over 300+ new ones to read over and over. how do you do it my man??? 😭

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J. L. Westover · April 28, 2026

Blyat, I'm thankful for your comment because it allows me to clarify that these are NOT new comics. These are all Lovenstein classics in calendar form. If you're still down for the calendar, you can think of my calendar as the chaser after downing a shot of Garfield.

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Elizashizzle · April 28, 2026

What if I pre-order and then on launch day it’s full of bugs?? And what’s the DLC

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J. L. Westover · April 28, 2026

The pre-order comes with exclusive skins for your favorite months. You also get early-access to 2027. You will have to pay for a season pass if you want summer included in your calendar. And keep an eye out for extra months we're adding to the year like Funtober and Hamuary. Those will be available as DLC next year.

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kangarooster · April 28, 2026

do you know if any of those other shops are eu friendly? amazon says "$57.34 delivery" 😩 one shop requires an account to even check, one shop is not letting me access my cart, one shop can't add to cart bc not released yet... 😭

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J. L. Westover · April 28, 2026

Sorry, kanga! They just launched pre-orders and what they have available is all I know about. I don't handle sales directly. This is the official page for the calendar: https://publishing.andrewsmcmeel.com/calendar/mr-lovenstein-2027-day-to-day-calendar-good-comics-for-bad-times/ Hopefully, it'll be easier for you when it launches.

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Chris Sweeney · April 28, 2026

Omg I thought I had hallucinated picking a comic for a specific date since the topic never came back up. Are those selections used in this?

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Chris Sweeney · April 28, 2026

Also doesn't look like I can pre-order from Amazon in Canada?

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Kyle Miller · April 28, 2026

EASY Pre-Order! Psyched about this!

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J. L. Westover · April 28, 2026

Bless you, Kyle! My publisher wanted to make the pre-order an excruciating "test of will," but luckily I talked them out of it.