March 21, 2024
Odie with a Bow
You've heard of Garfield with a Gun.
You've heard of Nermal with a Knife.
Well, we are proud to introduce our latest and greatest production, Odie with a Bow. Live in fear, Jon.
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Maia Whytho · March 22, 2024
These feel fundamentally wrong to me, I think because they're so diametrically opposed to the spirit of Garfield, i.e. death by a thousand cuts to Jon Arbuckle via a daily dose of savage insults. What is a gunshot wound next to a psyche damaged by decades of relentless witty put-downs?
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J. L. Westover · March 22, 2024
This is all Jon's deepest darkest fantasy.
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Lionne · March 21, 2024
feels like oddie's turn to throw and Jon to fetch
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J. L. Westover · March 21, 2024
Jon's gonna be fetching fletching.
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Generic Hero · March 21, 2024
Can't wait for Arlene with a spear and Liz with an RPG-7
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J. L. Westover · March 21, 2024
Every member of the Garfield universe will be armed to the teeth. Except Jon. Live in fear, Jon.
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E · March 21, 2024
Bowdie
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J. L. Westover · March 21, 2024
Can't spell Odie without "die."