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August 5, 2026

The universe is on a roll I swear! Soooo my place flooded last night! - I will be absent until further notice👍🏾

The whole Wi-Fi issue I had earlier was just the appetizer. Thankfully, there was minimal property damage, and we’re all fine and in good spirits. Some hot firefighters and building maintenance came to our rescue. It definitely could’ve been worse. No need for worry; we’re good!

I’ll just cut to the chase. Because of my absence, if you need to unsubscribe to halt your payments, I wouldn’t have an issue with that at all. I encourage it. I know cash is tight for everybody these days. You could switch to being a free member, so you'll still see my updates. I If you want to hang around as well and explore my DEEP catalog, that will be dope too. I don’t know when I’ll be back, but I’m guessing maybe a month, maybe! Take care🌻

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Miraaaaa M · August 9, 2026

oh my god so sorry this happened to you! Take care of yourselves and kitties we’ll be here 🫡

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SouthernBelle Reacts | Full Uncut Reactions · August 8, 2026

Prayers 🙏😭

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hava · August 7, 2026

Sometimes right before amazing things happen, these stuff happen, i call it a flush out of the old that doesnt work for the new timeline im stepping into :)

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MegMegMegg · August 7, 2026

I should take this opportunity to catch up on TWD 😭

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Billy maloy · August 6, 2026

Hey.... you ok???

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FrankFreezy · August 8, 2026

yapp

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Kara · August 6, 2026

I'm sorry this happened to you folks! This gives me time to catch up on everything, I'm sticking around no worries.. do what you need to do!

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Aroha · August 6, 2026

Oh my gosh!! I hate this for you man, so glad you're doing well though, and bright side you got to see some hot firefighters!! I'll be catching up on your ted lasso reactions I suppose xx

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Tanesha H. · August 5, 2026

Oh no, so sorry to hear this! I waste money on bs on the regular, happy to keep supporting something worth while. See you when you return!

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Lola Lirola · August 5, 2026

Omg, Franklin!! So sorry this happened!!! Oof, what a disaster. Fortunately you're all okay and nothing got too damaged! I already paid for the whole year, so I'm good whenever you come back. Take the time to do all of the repairs and everything you need. Many hugs to the four of you! ❤️

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Andre · August 5, 2026

Sorry to hear about the flood. Take your time to get sorted, I can’t imagine the headache of dealing with it all. pretty sure I’m already more than a month behind on shows in your catalog so maybe it’ll give me time to catch up.

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Shane · August 5, 2026

Damn bro, that's a shitty start to your week. I'll miss ya and I'll be around waiting for your return.

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Laura Thate · August 5, 2026

I am just so very grateful you and Val and your kitties are OK. Is there anything we can do to help support you and Val through this month possibly more challenge? Should we do a GoFundMe to help with finances until this universal curveball is resolved?

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KimM · August 5, 2026

I was thinking the same regarding gofundme. I was considering asking him if he has insurance coverage for this type of thing, but did not want to be nosey. Yet, whether he does or doesn't there still may be some outlying expenses to cover. Perhaps you could ask this question in the General Chat to see if any interest.

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Faidra Galaxy · August 5, 2026

Take care of yourself. ✌🏻

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Natalie Halveston · August 5, 2026

Damn Frank I'm so sorry. I'm sticking around. Hopefully any expenses can be helped by the patreon members that can afford to stick around. Thinking about you guys. I'm sure we can all agree that you provide soooo much content as is. So I'm sure we'll have something to get on with. Update us if you can. But in the meantime take care. 😊

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ArcAngel · August 5, 2026

Nohmyghad. Not the hardwood! 😬

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KimM · August 5, 2026

I'm hoping it is LVF since it is easier to come up and replace.

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Samwise · August 5, 2026

I will use this opportunity to catch up on the backlog. I have a few years worth of stuff to watch. I’m on Season 3 of OITNB. Maybe I’ll be caught up soon! 🙇‍♂️

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ozz · August 5, 2026

😭😭goddamn your luck, try enjoy the time off at least! Hoping the cleanup isn't too bad

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AnnaSama · August 5, 2026

Oh no!!! Flooding sucks! I'm glad the damage wasn't too bad.

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poorlyformed · August 5, 2026

OH MY GOD! I'm glad that everyone's okay though and it didn't mess your place up too bad. I've been meaning to watch some of your older stuff anyways so now's the time for that I guess.

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Sruppa · August 5, 2026

I’m sorry to hear this happened to you 😱 not going anywhere tho. Have so much to catch up on that maybe now I’ll actually have a change to do that. Normally you create so much content per week that it’s impossible to keep up 🫣 Best of luck with everything you have to deal with 😬

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Soso · August 5, 2026

The hand on the floor is theatrical i love it 😂😂😂, hope it works out for you though, best of luck

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Susan B · August 5, 2026

Andrew Tate is in jail, though. So there’s always good news somewhere. ❤️

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Alva · August 5, 2026

Holy shit. That's flooded flooded. I know the kitties must have been pissed. I think you're gonna need a bigger emotional support coffee. How do you get the hot firefighters? I had to call them a few weeks ago because my sump pump overheated and I just got the average ones😔 Do you have to request them when you call?

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FrankFreezy · August 5, 2026

😂

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hypocritex · August 5, 2026

Oh no.. We JUST had a sewage line break in our basement. Without plumbing for days and a massive cleanup in the basement by professionals.. A NIGHTMARE.. at the worst time possible.

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Susan B · August 5, 2026

Oh wow. So sorry this happened to you!

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Valaree · August 5, 2026

We wanted you to stay hydrated Frank, but not like this!! Take care of yourself and your family, we’ll be here when you get back. ❤️

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Izanne · August 5, 2026

Omg that’s the worst! Hang in there, glad the damage was minimal. We’ll be here when you get back.

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Philly Therapist · August 5, 2026

Oh Frank- I’m happy to hear that all of your human and feline loved ones are safe and sound; that’s what matters and everything else can be figured out. Nonetheless, I imagine this might be a stressful time so I wish you all some peace of mind. I will miss you but my subscription and I are sticking around (definitely been meaning to check out your Derry Girls reactions)! ♥️

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Melissa · August 5, 2026

Oh, Frank! So sorry to see this news. What a nightmare! Glad you, Val, Squid, and Gus are safe. I'll be thinking of you all and sending the best vibes your way. 💞

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KimM · August 5, 2026

Ohhhh, sooo very sorry this happened to you. That ole ""Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans"...I know it well. I hope everything gets put back together as swiftly as possible.

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Sólveig · August 5, 2026

Oh my god some cosmic force is trying to sabotage you 💀

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Veronica · August 5, 2026

Stay safe, good sir! We're here until you're back.

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Deb B · August 5, 2026

So sorry to hear that! Take care of yourself!

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Julia Timlin · August 5, 2026

The 👉🏼👈🏼 fingers 🤣😭 I’m dying. I’m so sorryyy!!!! You guys please take care of yourselves!

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Kim D · August 5, 2026

Oh shit. Glad to hear there's minimal damage and hope you're able to get back to it soon. I won't be unsubscribing as I need to catch up on some stuff! Best of luck with the repairs. Take care of yourself

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Myra · August 5, 2026

I hope everything will be okay and the damage can be fixed without much costs and the cats are not too frightened . 😞

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Colleen · August 5, 2026

Oh no! I'm so sorry to hear it. Take the time you need to get everything back together

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Senobia · August 5, 2026

Oof, take care of yourselves. See ya in a month! On the firemen thing, I listened to this podcast where one of the hosts' wife collapsed and some firefighter EMTs came in and he said he was just staring at them stunned and wishing they could carry him instead. He just didn't think real life firefighters were genuinely that hot. 😂

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FrankFreezy · August 5, 2026

lol

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captain_mitchy · August 5, 2026

my place flooded almost two months ago, and it was a whole ordeal! stay safe, frank, and i hope everything turns out good!

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Erin n Stefan · August 5, 2026

A month 😩😭 I’m glad you guys are okay and everyone is in good spirits! Give Squid and Gus some pets for us as we wait for your return! I’m sending wishes into the universe that all repairs will be completed quickly and without additional complications 🫂

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alex !! · August 5, 2026

NOOOO omg 😭😭 i hope the universe is back on your side soon and everything gets fixed!! at least you got a visit from some hot firemen 😋

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Leslie Engel · August 5, 2026

So sorry to hear. I hope all resolves to your satisfaction and stress reduces soon.