Swollen deer butt

Not sure if she ate something or the universe has cursed her but I don’t think butts are naturally supposed to be that fat, especially getting that voluptuous in the span of a few hours, guess she’s just going to have to get used to waddling around and running out of breath from simply walking from the living room to the kitchen for the rest of her life, least anywhere she sits will be comfortable cause I don’t think she’ll be able to use chairs normally ever again