THE WITCH IS DEAD
The first one-page RPG is complete! It's called THE WITCH IS DEAD, and it's a murder revenge fantasy in which you all play adorable magic woodland animals. Folk who have signed up for a physical copy will also receive the Patreon-exclusive, not-released-online, ultra-limited edition game LITTLE HELPERS, which is about hideous demonic familiars trying to help their mistress get a date and tidy her house without accidentally summoning satan. Both games come on (the same piece) of 200gsm paper, and are signed and numbered, because that's nice, I think.
As you're a Patreon, you get this a week early. Everyone else will get it a week from now.
(Also: the scan cut off a couple of the letters on the right hand side. I'm sure you can figure out what it says - you're intelligent people.)
Comments (2)
Thanks for this game - my regular group (which was down a player) played it this evening and enjoyed ourselves so much that I had to sign up to Patreon, send you a fiver, and let you know how much we enjoyed this game. We had a toad (plant growth), a hare (reading books), a magpie (open/close) and a fox (light). The village was full of superstitious miners, and the witch hunter was drunk and violent. I played it so that the animals could sort of understand each other in a basic form, but anything more complicated than simple command type words would need "clever" rolls. It led to much hilarity in misunderstanding which building the hunter was in :D The creatures were victorious after conjuring a light on top of the tavern, which appeared to read out "PUBLIC HOUSE - TAVERN - THE GREEN MAN" along with growing vines all around it and fierce, scary woodland creatures which scared off the villagers (who thought the Green Man had come for them) and came in for the kill after the hunter was drunkenly fighting a villager in the street. Anyway, thanks! It was not the usual sort of game we'd play (we usually do D&D) so it was a nice break from the usual. Next time we're down a player Honey Heist is on the cards!
Oh, and the toad managed to choke the hunter to death, after saying at the very beginning that this was what he was going to do. Nice one, toad.