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September 24, 2026

Episode 30: The Oil Crisis Special

In this episode of Tran Girlismo, the girls correct the trajectory of the past "we're so back" episodes with one that affirms, no, really, "it's so over". Jordan briefly tries to distract Victoria with the good that is IMSA at IMS, and while that was fun, she cannot stop the It's So Over tsunami that is eight pages of oil crisis notes.

First, the girls cover the absolutely hilarious backstory of the Freedom Fuels... business (legally, they cannot call it a scam), before Victoria puts on her WTYP hat and breaks down the history of Yemen. It turns out that the entire world fucked over this country of 35 million for basically going on 100 years and the current oil-crisis-inducing Houthi situation did not just fall from the coconut tree, so to speak.

The girls wrap things up by dunking on the new Saudi Arabian Ceer car company. Please email all professional bonesaw appointment scheduling to trangirlismo@gmail.com.

CALL TO ACTION: If you are looking for ways to help the trans community and have some spare time we would love more volunteers at TRACTION! If you have spare space you'd be willing to let a trans refugee crash in (especially if you're in the Puget Sound region) please sign up to be part of our Couch Network! If you have money to spare, we also would love donations! I will probably be putting together a big fundraising marathon once things slow down slightly in my life!

As always, our intro theme is from the wonderful Stella Spazzatura off her album Horse Tranquilizer Simulator, and our editor is the fantastic (and available for more work) Alex aka Harmful Park!

Our special edition image is President George W. Bush addressing the American people about the invasion of Iraq, with Smoliv next to him. Because, you know, Smoliv is full of oil. [Victoria Note: For people that ordered shirts, I actually picked them up yesterday, and I'm gonna ship them ASAP; this weekend I have a wedding to attend, so it might not be until next weekend.]

Referenced Stories:
Sketchy Stolen Gas? @The New Republic
Mansfield Oil Allegations @The Guardian US
Associated Press Reporting On The Blowjob Brothers @Associated Press
Mansfield Oil Lawsuit @Politico
$700,000 In Back Rent Allegations @PoliticoPro
South Yemen's Socialist Experiment @Jacobin [Archive.org]
Zaydi Overview @Britannica
[Victoria Note: A lot of the backstory of Yemen is assembled from a variety of Wikipedia articles on the history of the Republic of Yemen, South Yemen, the history of Yemen, the history of British colonial occupation in the Middle East, and conflicts in Yemen, chasing down links for firmer citations as appropriate. As this was a crash-course for me, I did not record every source I relied on for my summary; my apologies!]
Chris Murphy Comments On Yemen @The Intercept
UN Comments On French/British/American Culpability In War Crimes @The Guardian
UN Reports On Material Poverty In Yemen @UN
Houthis Blow Up F-15 @BBC
Houthis Take Hanish Islands, Perim @The Guardian
Saudi Petroline Kablooied, Blowed Up @CNBC
Chris Wright Lies Through Teeth To Media @CNBC
It's So Over You Don't Even Know @Financial Times
Reuters Analysis Of How Over It Is @Reuters
Trump Tells Saudis GL, HF With Houthis @The Guardian
Trump Backtracks, Then Backtracks On Backtracking @New York Times
US Clears Way To Sell $25 Billion In F-35s To Saudis @Reuters
Israel Bombs "Houthis", Harms Civilians @Al-Jazeera
Shanghai Oil Futures $129 @Financial Times
Shanghai Oil Futures $140 Like Two Days After I Got That Link @Bloomberg
Ghost Shipping Surge @Reuters
National Security Council Houthi Analysis @NSC [Archive.org]
Houthi Analysis @Council on Foreign Relations
Ceer Unveiled @Reuters
Ceer Claims Of Range, Performance @Ars Technica
Foxconn Plant That Never Happened In Wisconsin @NBC [Chicago Affiliate]
Foxconn Runs Labor Camps According To Chinese, HK, Taiwanese Universities @South China Morning Post
Saudi Arabian Kafala System @Human Rights Watch

Comments (35)

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Jessica Paulson · October 22, 2026

I want to thank you for researching all this, Victoria. I have one of those really expensive, yet worthless pieces of parchment that proclaims me to be a “Historian,” but sadly, I’m not as well read on the Middle East as I should be. Your Cliffs Notes distillation of the current situation helps put things into perspective.

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Kevin · October 1, 2026

Let's play "Who Said It, Werner Herzog or Tran Girlismo?" First entry: "Being dead is a form of exile."

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Brigit Culkeen · September 30, 2026

Huge agree on The Jakarta Method - I read it this summer and it was fantastic big recommd!

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Philip Manzi · September 30, 2026

Listening to this on 9/30/26 where the East-west pipeline has been hit again, this time by the Houthis, as well as another Aramco refinery.

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Kyle Clark · September 28, 2026

I'm a cishet guy (not a chaser, but spiritually a comrade) from northeastern Ohio. I work in a factory, 2nd shift, and I live in what is essentially a studio apartment. I don't have enough room to allow either a T girl or boy to crash here. Is there a way to donate monthly to this Traction thing? I already pay my dues to the Community on Patreon (Nova gets $40 a month easily from her podcast empire) but I do want to contribute to the collective Cause in a more direct fashion. I can't afford too much more, but is there a monthly donation option for Traction? I also don't have a car, so the only thing I can do is to donate. I'll sleep better at night knowing that some (more) of my money is going to someone who needs that cash more than I do. - a cishet Asperger's-riddled boi from Ohio with a heart of gold

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Syd · September 27, 2026

Vicky I'm so happy for you and your '92 XJ but why does it get better mileage than my '08 Grand Cherokee??

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Achillea · September 26, 2026

Is Victoria reading bury my heart at wounded knee? I am halfway through it right now and it is crushing

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Ember · September 26, 2026

It's 1am, I probably shouldn't listen to the episode that opens by informing me of 10 dollar diesel *right* now...

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Jennifer · September 25, 2026

the thought of Blanchard in an IRGC Outfit is absolutely sending me

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It's-Mees · September 25, 2026

Rabobank genoemd!!!!

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Great Joe · September 25, 2026

jordan going "müg n bün"

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Ajusco Huerta · September 25, 2026

I always knew Smoliv was a secret Bush Republican, this is retaliation against Yemeni coffee

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Ashley F · September 25, 2026

I got kind of giddy seeing a two and a half hour episode, I'm going to enjoy this

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Kevin M · September 25, 2026

These last few months have made me feel like I'm going crazy. I work in logistics, at a big manufacturer, and nobody that I talk to about the fuel crisis seems to notice or care. Stuff just keeps moving around, and the bill goes to corporate. Costs go up, so we write down the new costs and do nothing with that information. It feels cathartic to listen to Victoria break all this down, even if it's extremely bad news. To feel like I haven't just wound myself up over nothing. Better to engage with the world as it is than be blinded by commodity fetishism. Anyway thanks, and great episode as always. I'm gonna go donate to Traction now <3

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Naomi Martin · September 25, 2026

Blue Owl is also our shadow banking friend from the whole First Brands situation.

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etienne · September 25, 2026

in retrospect you could see Trump 1 as kind of a miraculously well executed exercise in accidental power consolidation, and then Trump 2 as using all of this weirdly, carefully installed pyramid of legal power to just blow up the economy for zero reason

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Jack Swansey · September 25, 2026

I also remember watching my parents watch the invasion of Iraq and asking why. My based woke mom said “George Bush just wants oil.”

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Bossbear · September 25, 2026

What a great thumbnail

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Tara Hailstorm is mourning her Spark's CVT · September 24, 2026

"If you bought 0w-20 like 3 months ago because of this podcast, we saved you like $40". Boom. Headshot. Called me out directly. I bought 15 quarts of 0w-20 back in May(?) specifically because of your gay-girl-john-oliver reporting on the war disruptions. I've been debating whether or not to write to you two about that, lol. I paid $60 and the same purchase today would cost almost double. My little Spark is covered for the next 4 oil changes.

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El/Ellie/Eleanor · September 24, 2026

As a fellow vaulted child who stopped receiving unconditional affection from their mother, I just want Victoria to know I'm wishing her the best. The "vault" as shorthand for being kept seriously socially and culturally isolated as a kid has helped me explain my odd upbringing and missing cultural references IRL. Thank you

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Camoose the Uncrackable Egg · September 24, 2026

I would like to extend an invitation to Victoria and Jordan to check out the Cole Land Transportation Museum in Bangor, ME. There is a virtual tour you can take on the website, lots of 360 views.

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Camoose the Uncrackable Egg · September 24, 2026

Story time, I spent my early 20s working as a carnie in New England. Occasional, instead of going to a random parking lot of fairground we would get companies or rich rides for events. One such event was a Nascar race in New Hampshire. Since nobody goes to a race to ride the carnival rides, we mostly spent the weekend getting drunk and taking turn watching the race from the top of the ferris wheel.

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Camoose the Uncrackable Egg · September 24, 2026

I'm only three minutes in and I'm so ready for this. I get the feeling that my decision to get an ebike is gonna get reaffirmed

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Anarchist ARCA Spotter · September 24, 2026

I need to find someone in IMSA to let me spot for them. I love ARCA but sportscar racing is so much more fun. Also I crashed my Civic SI into the back of a truck that decided to go and then stop for no reason at a yield and did the stopping when I looked over my shoulder to double check traffic for the yield. Feels bad

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AnarCaylee · September 24, 2026

What im learning is that freedom fuels is the prestige limousine of gas stations

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Lain of the Wired · September 24, 2026

We're gonna get that good late soviet building scuz as the country's janitors can't afford to refill the pressure washer gas tanks

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zahracusdottir · September 24, 2026

Big words Jordan from the city that has roads that randomly eat busses a couple times a year

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zahracusdottir · September 24, 2026

BAD TIME LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

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Crobisaur · September 24, 2026

I AM READY TO BE TRAUMATIZED BY CODEPENDENCIES OF STAPLE GOODS TO DIESEL PRICES.

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Remember, remember, give all money to November · September 24, 2026

Look upon Victoria's reference list, and despair.

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My apartment smells like fixer · September 24, 2026

Time for my regular dose of void-staring

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heffa · September 26, 2026

These times are ripe for a study into the merits/deficits of void-staring vs the shapes place 🤔

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NowhereMan661 · September 24, 2026

I literally just heard about this from the WTYP episode and lo and behold it just got uploaded.

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Studio Nyxie · September 24, 2026

I'm already in a bad mood, fuck it let's bury the Bad Times needle.

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Crippled_Giraff · September 24, 2026

I paused WTYP to listen to this