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June 18, 2026

Episode 19: It's Not WWII Anymore But Mitsubishi Is Still A Zero

Hello and welcome to episode 19 of Tran Girlismo! On this episode, the girls briefly recap Jordan's trip to New York (DA KNICKS BABEEEEEY, congrats to the NY dolls in the audience). Then we get into the meat of the American Century of Humiliation: Cox Automotive has new data on the used EV market, and Experian has new data on the new EV market, and we're fucked, baby. Then we discuss Mitsubishi, which has humiliated itself anew with the Nissan Leaf II, aka another miserable chapter in the continued degradation of the Eclipse name. Then we discuss the miserable state of the racing game market as Victoria tries to find her own BDS-compliant Forza Horizon replacement. Finally, Jordan regales her Amtrak experiences.

A special note from our host Victoria Scott: Please read Lenin before you yell at me on Bluesky. The referenced piece on revolutionary defeatism is literally like just a few thousand words. The Defeat of One's Own Government in the Imperialist War @Marxists.org

As always our opening theme is off of Stella Spazzatura's Horse Tranquilizer Simulator!

Referenced Stories:
FIA Le Mans Recap @YouTube
F1 Hamilton Win Recap @YouTube
Carolina Hurricanes Fans Chant "No Means No" At Vegas Knights Goalie Charged With Sexual Assault @The Raleigh News & Observer
Max Verstappen Drives His Dad Around Spa-Francorchamps @YouTube
"Verstappen: Forged by his father's beatings and humiliation to achieve a winning character" @Marca
The Webbies Still Exist But They Did Pick Claude As Person Of The Year For 2026 So I Don't Actually Think I Want One Anymore @The Webbies
Laura Jedeed's ICE Expose @Slate
Laura Jedeed's Liveblogging Of The UFC White House Fights @Bluesky
Iran Deal Includes $300 Billion @Reuters
Cox Automotive Manheim Index (May 2026) @Cox Automotive
Experian Q1 Auto Market Analysis @Experian
Model S and X were discontinued in April @InsideEVs
Honda Denies The Prologue Is Dying @Motor1
The Acura SLX (which also was sold as a Honda in Japan!) @Acura
Here's Where The Spyder Moniker Comes From (hint: we were wrong, it's literally from the 1800s) @Road & Track
Seattle Link Line Is Now The Highest Ridership Light Rail In The Country WOO @Reddit
Bipartisan Bill To Ban Chinese Vehicles @NBC
US Authorities Must Be Held Accountable For The Deaths Of 120 Children In Minab School Strikes @Amnesty.org
250 Children Dead In Ongoing War In Iran @The Center For American Progress
Edwards B-52 Crash @Military
Two EA-18s Crash At Air Show After Attempting To Mate In Midair @KOMO
F/A-18 Crash In Washington @Marine Corps Times
101 Fatalities During Berlin Airlift @Cultural Diplomacy
Mitsubishi Eclipse Sportback Announced @Mitsubishi
The Official Photos of the Final Mitsubishi Eclipse Are Just As Sad As The Car Itself (By Friend Of The Show James Gilboy) @TheDrive
What Is This 911 GT3 RS Doing At The Mitsubishi Dealer @Reddit r/Porsche
Plagarism And You(Tube) By Hbomberguy @YouTube
James Somerton Is A Wedding Photographer With A Plagarized Portfolio @Reddit
Oh hey btw Wreckfest is on sale for $3 today, if you never played it you should get it @Steam
Microsoft Complicity In War Crimes @BDS Movement
Nascar Chase For The Cup Opening Viper Street Race Against Ryan Newman @YouTube
Endorphin Port @YouTube
WHCD Would-Be Shooter Took His Gun On Amtrak @AP News

Comments (32)

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Scarlet, Doing Abbott & Costello at TGirl Baseball · July 2, 2026

I just gotta say, I know a trans woman that was happy to get an Eclipse or Outlander. She had seen a video that showed that the Mitsubishi AWD system had the best electronic traction assist on snow, and was excited to explain it to me when I saw her. Before that, she owned a Manual Mirage

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Lain of the Wired · June 28, 2026

Trump 2 has me think of that hunter s Thompson quote that was like "America will finally be destroyed when the hippies and the Nazi biker gangs team up "

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FreeBard42 · June 28, 2026

I get what Jordan's saying on the whole, but counterpoint, has grandma considered that she may be part of the reason why AmeriKKKa is a perfectly cromulent descriptor?

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Jenna Tghoulcumseh Sherman meant prog(esterone) · June 25, 2026

help I don't know anything useful about cars beyond basic maintenance of my Subaru and my poor teenage cousin just called me to ask if she should get a 2024 4 cyl mustang with practically no mileage for $33k at 3.5%. This would be a quarter of her monthly budget but "I don't have other expenses" (*she gets threatened with being kicked out on a weekly basis and wants to go to community college). Her current car is an old Bug that loves to break and her dad hates to fix. Currently, it needs a wheel alignment for $60 and he's too lazy to drive her ass to a shop. This sounds completely fucking insane to me.

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Nat (Peugeot-Jo's Bizarre Adventure) Hubbell · June 23, 2026

I'm by no means a racing game enthusiast, but I've heard some good things about Art of Rally, a stylized game with very low system requirements. (Never actually played it myself - just a thought that came to mind!)

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The *suspiciously* woman-shaped Biomech MAD-3R · June 23, 2026

Estrad-oil-ismo

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down with cis livery for an ioniq5 · June 23, 2026

I took Amtrack from Tampa to NYC a while back (for a WTYP live show lol) and you’re right, for seats that sound really good on paper they’re really bad for the long haul. It was my avoiding the airport plan, tho and it did that pretty good. I am now kinda tempted to start planning to drive to dc for the ChudRace250™️ for a meetup or live show, though I imagine lodging will be expensive During The Event

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Anarchist ARCA Spotter · June 20, 2026

Listening to the episode as I’m driving and parking and looking down to see a notification that Iran is closing the Strait of Hormuz again

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Kyle Clark · June 20, 2026

I wonder if we can get a Comrade/Chaser poll going for my fellow cishets. I'm a Comrade myself, but it would be funny as hell to see how many Chasers are in the audience. I'm a Comrade, and of the (holy fuck) 12 podcasts that I have rotating in my Patreon, Best Girl Nova is in 5 of them, and she's probably working on a 6-7 one as we speak.

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Alex · June 20, 2026

Enjoyed hearing your views on Mitsubishi's as in the UK feel it's reputation is still heavily based on Tommi Makinen and Richard Burns driving Evo's in late 90s WRC. They've reentered the UK market this year (after leaving in 2021) with a Outlander PHEV and the L200 pickup (which historically was popular here), so we'll see how they do. Mitsubishi UK were also responsible for one of the more bizarre UK sports sponsorship deals when they paid top division rugby club Bristol to be renamed Bristol Shoguns after the SUV (Shogun is the UK name of the Montero model)

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rakslice · June 19, 2026

based on all the new games with minimum requirements targeting like a potato gpu and a 6 core cpu as a minimum, i gotta get a line on whatever surplus auction is supposedly outfitting the part of the gamer market that is gonna buy these games :P

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Jenna Tghoulcumseh Sherman meant prog(esterone) · June 19, 2026

I can't believe you've made going to DC in August to watch a race celebrating the American Century of Humiliation sound both fun and attractive. I guess I'm fucking going too, goddammit.

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Penile_Sparing_Vaginoplasty folds nicely inside · June 19, 2026

A training wheels Aerial Tram is available (see water, no flying over water) in Portland.

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Penile_Sparing_Vaginoplasty folds nicely inside · June 19, 2026

My Amtrak story: Coast Starlight LA to Seattle sleeper cabin: big teen tv star accompanying their alcoholic mom 😢 to rehab in the sleeper view lounge. Having their last drinks. For Horseshoe Curve photo ops, in attendance there are always *trains pride* girls and thems 🤗

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Matthew Coke · June 19, 2026

As far as racing games go, can I suggest Parking Garage Rally Circuit. It's quite arcadey but I don't know if I've had quite so much fun with a game in a long time.

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Dragongirl HRT Now! · June 19, 2026

o7 thank you for your unwavering commitment to journalism

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Hyundai Genesis Evangelion · June 19, 2026

Okay but for real I would throw you some money to do a classified ad read for my Suzuki on the show lol

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Penile_Sparing_Vaginoplasty folds nicely inside · June 19, 2026

Would you take a SOUND BOARD SPONSORSHIP? Contact me. 🤗🤣

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ThePallidMask · June 19, 2026

If you jettison double fine, makers of Brutal Legend, out of work you deserve to be cursed

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Hannah and Theana are gay marrying this weekend · June 19, 2026

on the note of getting a console to play exclusive racing games I will say that you can get a ps4 pro used on any of the used stuff sites for ~$100 and you can play Gran Turismo 7 on that baby, you can get a used disc of it for like $30

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Paul Natsuo Kishimoto · June 19, 2026

To maintain cosmic balance the psychic energy of the Freedom250 race will be exactly as dire as Knicks in Five was joyous.

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SixArmedSweater · June 19, 2026

Can confirm Power Wash Simulator is a great relaxation game. I have every achievement and full mission completion in both it and the sequel, and still play it regularly.

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FreeBard42 · June 18, 2026

All podcasts should have a fur baby gently screaming in the background.

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T M · June 18, 2026

Force commie-ing the podcast audience one episode at a time :) What's next week's reading assignment, I'd like to work ahead :)

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Jazz Fox-Canning · June 18, 2026

Here's hoping that algae die off lets Victoria get some moodboard shots for a future Mad Max film

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HELP NEEDED: Editor to get my bits under 50 charac · June 18, 2026

Wait, Victoria was born in Buffalo? Add it to your east coast tour!

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Remember, remember, give all money to November · June 18, 2026

*Victoria comes to a dead stop in order to process what my name is* "Mission Accomplished"

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Donovan Burns · June 18, 2026

As a raver from Vegas: DO NOT DO ACID WHEN IT'S HOT

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Tran Girlismo (& Victoria Scott) · June 18, 2026

THANK YOU for the backup on that lol

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Lain of the Wired · June 18, 2026

There are already white people named zohran unfortunately they are all serbs

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Loqi finally stopped using her real name · June 18, 2026

I was gone for 24 hours a couple weeks ago and you would have thought I was gone a month by the cats reactions

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HELP NEEDED: Editor to get my bits under 50 charac · June 18, 2026

Is the Mitsubishi version of the Leaf also TWO METRIC TONNES?