Episode 3: The DOT Is The Last Bastion Of Democracy [With Guest November Kelly]
Our first guest episode is here! On this episode we welcome November Kelly of No Gods, No Mayors, Trashfuture, Well There's Your Problem, and Kill James Bond! In this episode, Victoria gets a crash-course in who Lewis Hamilton's new girlfriend Kim Kardashian is, our hosts attempt to process the knowledge that Jeffrey Epstein couldn't successfully import a Toyota Century, we collectively try to untangle the mess of British masculinity that is Top Gear, and the two of us make November rank every single Bond car on a scale of 1-1,000,000.
This is a very loose episode, but it was extremely fun and we hope you enjoy! Thank you so much to November for joining us. Our first bonus episode will be coming next week, as well!
Links to referenced stories:
Lewis Hamilton dating Kim Kardashian?
Lula's Hip Hop hat.
Epstein's Toyota Century emails.
Ghislaine Maxwell in the SLR McLaren.
Amtrak's questionable X.com post.
New Grand Tour hosts.
Throttle House Youtube Channel.
Victoria on Kill James Bond! on Fast And Furious: Tokyo Drift.
Our intro music as always is off stella spazzatura's album Horse Tranquilizer Simulator, which you can find on Bandcamp!
Deep thank you to takofoodtruck for the Nikon F6 and being a fantastic fan!!!
Comments (28)
Stealing cars from Elon is morally neutral
I wish to see pictures of tiny cat daughter
WAIT, I HAD THE JORDAN CHILDHOOD TRAUMA LICENSE PLATE?!
also, oh no, racers absolutely get concussed and all those big crashes add up even if they're not direct head-butts into some other dude's helmet :(
Francis, delightfully, has incredible taste in cars!! He had a Type R motor swapped into his sleeper pink Honda jazz https://youtube.com/shorts/IJfhvvDSl6A?si=xSN5FLOaDjyQWcQs
https://youtube.com/shorts/7X_TlKSQpnk?si=keh3t3sh0COcGN2g
My favorite Top Gear guy is James May. Firstly because he’s literally me, and secondly because he’s the only guy that I think stuck the landing after Top Gear and Grand Tour.
James is the best: fact.
Many years ago in a particularly bad point of my life I binged every episode of Top Gear that had been made at the time in a desperate attempt to connect with what I thought was admirable masculine culture and instead I realized "oh I'm the James May of my friend group" and started estrogen instead.
Three Row Vehicles of Sketchy Provenance... i assume excludes Technicals?
Trial member 😇 I'd love it if the paid membership included the patreon readout like they have at the end of KJB. C'mon, there are only 192 at the moment 😁
As the friend who was once *explicitly identified* as The James May of a friend group by dudes who aspired to Clarkson and Hammondhood the line about having a ready-made repper persona was, uh. Well I laughed and then I had to sit with it for a minute. Three episodes, three bangers.
The thing about BMWs is that from about 30-145mph they are wonderful. Every other part of owning or especially working on them is a horrible nightmare.
Glad to hear that others experienced the stuntman "I must do this until it actually is perfect" effect.
as someone who used to use a picture of james may as her slack avatar at work pre-transition, this episode was a real humdinger lmfao
Cis guy here, spin ye wheel for chaser/egg, only time will tell. Had to look up 'repper'.
*looks down at the skirts he's been wearing exclusively since 2018....* fuck.
Ooof, I have a WRX and was getting really nervous about hearing WRX and Jeffrey Epstein together... Until you said it was automatic, lol, that fits. (Still rethinking my life choices somewhat.) Love this podcast though! Definitely have to go back and listen to the first two.
As long as you’ve got three pedals you’re fine, lol. Anyway thank you! Glad you enjoyed!!
Oh, yo, snap, first band was also Rush, waow
What's the desirable classic 'stang besides the Mach1? Is it the 302 Boss?
Personally I would say it was Rally Vincent’s ‘67 Shelby GT500!
Checking in from the T girls that like Rush contingent
Im counting my enby self into this category
I'll have you know, the cat ear headphones i got because of redemning tickets at my local Round1 🥲 So far love every episode and gotta agree yall have the Best podcast name.
THE CAR THAT APPEARS IN THE BIBLE IS THE CARAVAN
lmfao
Excited to see November on here