July 18, 2026

Buff Duties

Did you guys miss Buff Ellen? She does a lot of work behind the scenes as my emotional support persona, but I'm thinking of adding her to more things...

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The Shrimp · August 9, 2026

Do you plan on doing more of the body positivity story? That was hot

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Yasuo D. Nanashi · July 30, 2026

Hey Buff Ellen 😍♥️

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Nicholas Sulikowski · July 22, 2026

Can I rent Buff Ellen every now and again? Nothing weird. Just maybe the occasional hug to tell me that the world hasn't ended....

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Jeff Abramsohn · July 20, 2026

Definitely not shipping Buff Ellen/Karlach. Nope. Not even a little.

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rlvlk · July 18, 2026

Maybe people wouldn't be mean if Buff Ellen turned around!

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nomoreusernames · July 18, 2026

Of course I missed her! 😆

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Exodiafinder687 · July 18, 2026

I need to be leglocked inside Buff Ellen so bad it’s not even funny. 🥵

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Frogger1321 · July 18, 2026

Buff Ellen can do whatever she wants to me

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Bob Bobson · July 18, 2026

Why do I suddenly feel the overwhelming urge to become a watermelon?

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Jeremiah Avery · July 18, 2026

We could all use a hug from Buff Ellen.

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Oli · July 18, 2026

Death by Snu Snu!

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Clever Euphemism · July 18, 2026

Idk how to say this but I love buff Ellen and would like to kiss her abs

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the.adhd.tiger · July 18, 2026

rawr

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ewink · July 18, 2026

I thought you were on vacation. FAKER!!!

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Matthew Smith · July 18, 2026

Whenever I read someone being mean on the internet, I assume it's coming from a 14-year-old (or thereabouts). Ain't none of them are worth the counting...

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el_zilcho · July 18, 2026

Buff Ellen may be able to do a lot of things but can she help me do my taxes?

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Androjaneous · July 18, 2026

I need a Buff Ellen, too! Sorry people are mean to you on the internet

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CuriouslyShyOnPatreon · July 18, 2026

So...uh...is Buff Ellen interested in photography, by any chance?

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TwilightRealm · July 18, 2026

Buff Ellen in a sequel or continuation to Body Positivity?

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Wyrl · July 18, 2026

Buff Ellen...equal parts muscle mommy and emotional rock...

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BatOutOfHell · July 18, 2026

Thighs... Sorry I mean,, thighs.. sorry I mean... 😵‍💫💜💜

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Anthony · July 18, 2026

Well muscle mommy hugs can be very comforting

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J Eric Murphy · July 18, 2026

Now I'm wondering if I missed a multiverse of Ellens. The story possibilities are endless.

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Anarchy7865 · July 18, 2026

Muscle Mommy to the rescue!

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Bushmeat · July 18, 2026

I volunteer my head for buff Ellen activities!

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Planet Bloptogon · July 18, 2026

Is Buff Ellen single? 👀

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Jeremy Umpleby · July 19, 2026

I think she's with the buff version of Ellen's husband. (I'm sorry. I don't remember his name.)