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It's like they took elements from multiple movies and tried to Frankenstein it all together into this dogshit.

I feel like Colin desperately wanted to make a movie for the MCU and when that didn't happen he decided to Marvel-up the Jurassic Park franchise instead. This looks and feels like it wanted to be a Marvel movie so bad.

this was definitely one of the movies of all time.

I have (purposefully) not watched this movie but can confirm I would respond exactly how you did: Ellie, yay!!! Ian, yay!!! Alan, yay!!!! Everything else, who cares!!!