News from England - 2 July 2026
Dear member, I start this week’s newsletter with a reminder aimed at saving you money! Lots of money - please, please read it.
REMINDER - USE YOUR WEB BROWSER TO PAY ON PATREON
The Patreon iOS app charges 43% additional fees compared to buying on your browser!
These fees do not go to creators, they go to Apple! Moreover, Apple withholds the funds from Patreon for a staggering 75 days. So, when you pay on the iOS app, you’re effectively helping Apple make more profits out of nothing and you also give them a 75-day interest free loan on money that doesn’t belong to them.
The withholding of funds belonging to creators hinders their work as they cannot use the funds that Apple has received from their sales for a minimum of 75 days.
Then the platform deducts another 11% so creators, in effect, receive 62% of what you have paid (ignoring tax) and they receive that up to three and a half months later than the date that you paid it, as Patreon pays creators once a month. Additional withdrawals are possible but they incur additional fees.
So please do yourselves a favour and do NOT buy on the iOS app. You’re not only saving loads of money but you’re also helping creators when you buy on your web browser.
Here is one example below.
If say you were to buy my Downlodable Content collection. This is what you see on the app.
And this is what you see on your browser:
Can you see the difference? It is £214.50 more expensive to buy on the iOS app. In percentage terms the price is 42.9% higher!
Guys this is madness and the madness is continuing - yesterday and today two members bought posts and memberships on the app.
One member bought a VIP membership - here is the difference: instead of paying £39.95 plus tax they paid £57.85 plus tax.
So, even the tax paid is inflated on the app, as it is the same percentage on a higher amount. For example, VAT in the UK is 20%, so instead of paying £7.99 tax one ends up paying £11.57, £3.58 more tax.
And to add insult to injury, I, as the creator, get £35.55 and this only AFTER three months or more (if I make an early withdrawal I get charged extra).
By contrast, when you pay on your web browser I can withdraw the funds within days and can use it to pay models, buy equipment etc etc all of which helps me create more and better content for you guys.
I find it shocking! SHOCKING!
I must have warned about this a million times already and I don’t know how else to get this message across.
Please stop this madness - please read what I write, it is intended to save you money.
I appreciate that you may not want to know all the above details - you’re just here to enjoy my content - but do you really want to pay over the odds for it? All it takes is using your browser to save loads and help me create more and better content for you.
New sets from Greece added to Patreon and my online store
I have made more progress processing content from Greece. As a result I was able to post a lot of new content on my online store - check it out by clicking on the button below - and have scheduled more posts for Patreon.
Every purchase you make on my online store helps me too, although platform fees there are significantly higher than on Patreon (35% vs 11%). However, over there I can sell content that could get me banned on Patreon (X-rated) - which makes it indispensable.
Coming up soon
The next two screenshots are from my library - they show all the posts that I have scheduled for the coming days.
As you can see there are six posts with Chiara - so we are entering a Chiara phase, reflected by the photos in this post which mostly feature Chiara in various outfits.
However, there are also posts with Penny, Kiana, Lady Unique (aka Glory), Vanessa, Kristina Kay, Inna, Lola, Martina and Sophia.
Downloadable content
As a result of the latest additions, the downloadable content collection now contains 14579 photos and 114 videos with 50 stunning models.
Click on the button below to access the collection. Members in the 10000+ Digital Downloads tier can access everything in that collection. It makes sense to check what it already available before making your requests for additional content. Of course, you can also ask for a specific model and I will try to find what I haven’t posted in there yet. It is not always possible as some models have been very popular in the past and therefore nearly everything I have with them is already in the collection, available to download. If that is the case I will of course let you know.
Shoots coming up
The other news of the week have to do with preparing for the shoots I will be doing in the coming weeks.
I only have five days before my next shoot and as this is a model I will be hosting for five days, I have already started making preparations for her visit.
Full details of all my upcoming shoots can be found behind the paywall. I can however reveal to free members that the models that I have lined up for the next six weeks or so are - in alphabetical order- Aphrodita, Kristina Kay, Kristyna Hamrikova and Monika Maria.
Ps: this newsletter has been brought by one day forward because of the repeated instances of purchases on the iOS app. I hope the message is finally clear.