Principal's Office

Very late comment: I was once sent to the deans office by a substitute teacher because I didn't want to do the (completely optional) study guide our teacher left us.

Poor Peni didn't get any BBC

did nagatoro hit him 😳

I'm late but a friend of mine and I drew so many weird shaped dicks in a desk. The teacher was walking around the class and talking, but the look of disbelief and loss of faith that man had when he saw the table still appears whenever I close my eyes. He just sighed and told "whoever is responsible" to go talk to talk to the principal before they started their bullshit (like coming to class and say they know who was and they're waiting for the person to turn in).

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thanks for your stories 😭 reading personal experiences is one of the best parts of the internet

My name is Gwen Stacy, I was bitten by a radioactive Mac DeMarco hahahaha

Selling candy on the playground for .50 cents a piece. Hard candy, tried to say I was soliciting in the 5th grade

It wasn’t the principal’s office, but the vice-principal. And it was on a dare. It was lunchtime and I was hanging out in one of the classrooms across the hall from the office. The English teacher and a few of the students, including myself, were playing truth or dare, and I was dared to go across the hall and give the vice-principal a hug. I told the secretary it was an emergency and I had to see him right away, he came out, I hugged him, he laughed.

Only time I’ve ever gotten detention in school was in 8th grade when I was messing around with the bleachers in the gym when there was a hole in them. Besides that I’ve been a pretty good student.

Was never bad in school myself. Also, how irresponsible of the counselor to just leave her pregnancy test on her table. There’s pee on it!

Hey khyle what did you think of season 2?

In the 6th grade, I got waaaay too overly excited about getting otterpops. My first time having otterpops was because my best friend had them at his house and I thought they were hype. When we got them in class, I ended up rubbing it on my crotch and was then told to trash it and go down to the Principal's office. I was getting written up and, being the very emotional (still am today) person I was, I couldn't muster a sentence besides writing down "I humped the otterpop." I also vaguely remember my mother(?) was called on the phone and they had me tell her what had happened but I was too busy choking on tears. LMOA

I never really got sent to the principal's or the counselor's. A couple of my friends did for making jokes regarding suicide though. I dodged the trip to the office to fill out a mental health test since I was directly under the window when the superintendent heard, so he didn't see me lmao. When they came back to the classroom they were super angry, but they never ratted me out!

For some reasons, some kids would use my name when they got in trouble, so I would end up at the principal’s office completely confused about what was going on. Usually the police were involved too. Good times.

I got sent to the principles office for stabbing the walls of the student councils room (of which I was a part) with a knife. I was just really bored. They originally wanted to kick me from the council but I still ended up doing work in the background for them

Another cutie pie getting impregnated. I was constantly getting sent to asst principal’s office in elementary school for fighting and early on for bullying but by third grade that stopped. You kinda start considering your own wellbeing when everyone else is growing but you as a late bloomer. I love the use of Speedy Gonzalez which WB will never use ever again

I was being a goofball with my buddy, and accidentally slapped his face with the fleshy part of my hand. It was the loudest bitch slap (accidentally) I've ever heard while directly in front of our teacher. She knew we were being idiots, because we couldn't control our laughter, and apologized to me before sending me to the office. I explained the situation and the discipline officer made me write "I won't bitch slap my homies" 45 times and I was cool to go. This was 2010, so thank you for an awesome memory!

Just the few times I missed wrestling later in the afternoon than in the morning

Haven’t been sent to the guidance councillor but I got sent to the principal for throwing someone off of a second story walkway

I would say Congratulations but I feel like it's not the right time

No stories but now that I think back on it the principal had the same last name as a very popular fortnite streamer.. I wonder if she got bothered by kids with that later on.