PLACE YOUR BETS 🦍
One Gorilla V.S. a motivated Cougar
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The should fug
they should wrestle lol 🫣
all i see haveing to us when it the new month
Run Gorilla!
Is it a race to see which of them is fastest to finish off 100 men?
in a fight... right?
Is the gorilla a minor?
Get in the fucking robot Harambe
🤣🤣
Definitely going with Motivated Cougar
Look at that fucking animal …oh there’s a gorilla there too
I fear for Harambe’s safety! 15$ on Shinji *Chimpji
The title made me hope it to be jovial merriment x yellow
are the races still going?? hahaha
motivated Cougar when drunk. 5o on her
10 bucks on the cougar!
Sexy Girl-rilla warfare about to go down!
That gorilla is about to learn it's first two words: Sexual Assault
Looks like a sure thing to me,... no bet.
Mmmmmm Monkey
Fun story time! While serving the USN, we were out in Malaysia for a short stint. There was a man with a chained gorilla to a street light shouting “$5 You Punch Gorilla!” Repeatedly. Group of guys I knew gathered to figure it out. The one guy we will call Mark wanted to do it. “Man, I really wanna do it but it’s a fucking gorilla, man!!” This was at the height of the “no-balls” trend so of course they all called him out. He goes, pays the man, tries the running punch but as he turns to flee, trips on his own feet and falls face first on the ground next to the gorilla who responded appropriately and proceeded to donkey Kong ground pound the mother fucker. They got him out of there really quickly with minor injuries which he wore proudly with a hint of shame.
holy shit lmaoo i wouldn't go anywhere near a wild animal bigger than a medium sized dog
Damn, Shinji's been hitting the gym.
lmao 😭 he got some quality steroids from NERV
Cougar vs monkey
This is not what I expected when I saw the notification
MONKE!
I invite you to look after a translated version of a old french song, Gare au Gorille. Might amuse you.
Original singer is Brassens. It involve a gorilla, a magistrate and a bush.
White women...
Monkey
"ARAMBE GO IN THE FUKKING ROBOT"
HARAMBE JUNIOR, NOOOOO!
I dont want to touch this one.
My bet is that the average 3cm gorilla dick will be inadequate for her.
Monke
Fun fact! Gorillas actually have very small “parts” compared to humans. 😌
I see. So their muscles is simply them being self conscious and overcompensating?
This one's tough. I wanna say the gorilla, but this could be a "you can run but not hide" kinda situation
i actually am a firm believer that 100 men can beat a gorilla, as long as they coordinate and don't run away
poking and running away (playing tag) would be our best bet for minimal casualties 🤓☝️ our ancestors have been hunting faster animals by exhausting them to death. we could do the same for the ape. if it plays the game as the aggressor, there would still be plenty of casualties since it's faster in short distances, but we still beat it in endurance. i say way less than 100. probably 10 very skilled men can do the job..
Misato, gorilla-Shinji, and Eva unit 01 went missing later that day
Gorilla
She can take him in a fight right? In a fight???
probably the gorilla
Gorilla pounds for sure
Bruh
Real