How to Propose to Short People
1. Lift up your government issued Tatsumaki.
2. Shake her a little until mildly irritated.
3. SPIIIIIIIIIIN!!!
Comments (37)
I wouldn't mind a government issued Tatsumaki, but I know the government is too incompetent to deliver such quality.
Are those stains on the ground? Oh..
Oh. I counted the wrong finger.
The book in the background is cracking me the fuck up
Yes. i’m 5’10 my wife is 4’10 🤣
Bold of you to assume the government is issuing anything around here other than pink slips. .... Well, trying to 😏
I once dated a girl that was her size. I always said I couldn't buy lingerie in her size without being put on some watch lists.
I too am a proud ally of Flat Lives Matter 🤝
O lord khyle, i humbly ask that you bless everyone's timeline with more tatsumaki lewds/nudes 🙏🙏🙏
Literally what I did to my wife. Marriage was a forgone conclusion given we had a 2yo, so after I proposed I made her jump for it.
Standing blowjob
the "It wont fit in!" book is diabolical, absolutely amazing!
Wait... GOVERNMENT ISSUED?!?!?!? Where the fuck is mine??????? 🤬
*holds the ring over his head* Come on!! Try and grab it. 😏
need this in my life
This is cute. Do they end up together? I haven't read the manga only the anime.
Oh my god. Every detail is perfect. 🤣
"FLAT LIVES MATTER" I'm dying of laughter here. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Awww such a wholesome picture!
It works!
lol
A funny post for my birthday? Perfect.
Kryptonite ring (apple ring pop)
Speeeeeeeeeen
Approve of the shirt
Next upload is their honeymoon ,right….right
please khyle
It Won't Fit In!! (A detailed guide for fresh couples) 🤣
Is that a yes? Lol
Best girl, no contest
The book 💀💀
That's the wrong finger...
She wants the marriage
Still waiting on mine, I think they sent her through snail mail
It’s over Anakin, I have the higher ground!
Hm let's take a closer look at that book
She’s a goblin, GREMLIN, and a BEYBLADE??? What a STEAL!!!