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December 16, 2024

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I really hated mall santas when i was a kid, or mascots in general. I can enjoy watching em from far away, but if they get too near, I go into fight or flight mode

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RatConQueso · December 17, 2024

Misato ending her relationship with Coors Banquet and starting one with Jack Daniels is a canon event for all alcoholics.

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SheepFace2000 · December 16, 2024

National hero in the backgrojnd

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Who Up Playing With Their Wiener · December 16, 2024

My sister used to be terrified of a statue at the park that sat on a bench. She wouldn’t go near that mf despite being older than me…

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OrangeMarvin · December 16, 2024

This is all I want for Christmas.

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Ignacio Segura Montero · December 16, 2024

Man, I wish I had his problem...

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Adam · December 16, 2024

Asuka is about to merc her, and I’m here for it.

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J · December 16, 2024

Can wait for X rated misato

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Neostorm · December 16, 2024

Not sure if Asuka is there to take Shinji back, or she's got a side gig, and it's CEO assassination.

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Sojin · December 16, 2024

God I missed Misato

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Greywood84 · December 16, 2024

Shinji is silently pleading with the camera guy, "please get me out of here!"

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Hijackerooni · December 16, 2024

holy milkers batman!

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Kronos992 · December 16, 2024

I don't remember her being that well endowed...

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hipster trash · December 16, 2024

I think I should watch evangelion

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Strange goofy bastard · December 16, 2024

Based for the Jack and coke minis

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Lord Alvin · December 16, 2024

Oh no Asuka !

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TimShaw19284163519 · December 16, 2024

Yet another pic we need a boobies version of

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Feign · December 16, 2024

Asuka in the back lookin ready to make some institutional change.

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Huge Cook · December 16, 2024

He's got the classic "can't stand because of boner" pose.

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Andrew Thomas · December 16, 2024

Asuka heard Aetna's CEO was in the neighborhood

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Bruh · December 16, 2024

the best santa

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Sh0tgun_Jacks0n · December 16, 2024

I've never once sat on Santa's lap I would now like to change that

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William Erickson · December 16, 2024

LUIGI

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Felipe · December 16, 2024

Completely understandable, I don't care for them either. Boy she is thirsty

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Wolfgang 2332 · December 16, 2024

Was hoping there would be Terrifier 3 reference in this 😔

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Z · December 16, 2024

SHINJI RUN SHE'S TIPSY. THAT'S WHEN SHE'S AT HER MOST MILFY.

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Girth Quake One · December 16, 2024

That should've been me

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Michael Minnott · December 16, 2024

I saw Santa kissing Shinji-Claus.

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Solivane · December 16, 2024

Dunno why he’s so worried, he has his vac team right there! Or he can fall in the cleavage and never be found again Your call, Shinji

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Jareth · December 16, 2024

Isn't she supposed to stay 500 feet away

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Kuroha · December 16, 2024

deny defend dispose shinji or rei will have to do it

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bearly bear · December 16, 2024

Awooga

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The Prophet of Dread · December 16, 2024

Is Asuka back there protecting Shinji, or fixing the US health care system the American way?