What The Fund???
Oh boy! We take no pleasure in reporting this, but the last WTF winner, the Glacial Shower, has been canceled by the creator. People don't wanna work anymore! However, we do have 5 new Kickstarters for you all to choose from, and all you have to do is listen to Mike and I (no, I didn't say Mike and Ike!) argue about whatever for 45 mins before we explain what this batch is all about. Your choices:
Maicat, Your Companion Robot Cat
When the only problem with a cat is that it doesn't have a dozen excruciatingly loud motors in its body.
NOVO™ Duffel: Sanitize and refresh your gear on the go
"You can't whizz into a Mr. Coffee and get Taster's Choice!" --- That's how I feel about putting your nasty gym socks in a cleaning bag.
Jizz-B-Gone: Aftercare cleanup
I actually like this one a lot. I think it's cute, and useful. The rest of the campaign is a little odd but come on. Look at those little guys. They're cute!
Absolutely horrifying to imagine having to play this game in any context.
This feels like one of the ones where we say it's stupid and someone says, well, it's actually useful for accessibility reasons. And I can't really see how that's true but I just have to go, okay, that's fine. It's "not for me"! And very little of this earth is.
Comments (16)
Doesn't look like it'll get there but I went with the Chow Pouch if only for the inevitable JF rant about how his wife and kids actually love the Chow Pouch and use it all the time
the bulky junk cat is the obvious answer
Thank you for letting me take part in the Democratic process
Gotta go Cat monster and Rhyme game for maximum pain inflicted upon our beloved host. Jizz rag too useful.
These are all too stupid to even vote for
People will always just click on the one that says jizz
we gotta see them play rhyme that line
haven’t listened yet, the answer is jizz b gone
can’t wait to cum into a YKS jizz rag
@Zorgbert just the one thing really. And it’s fine
The jizz rag is funny but how much can you do with that
jizz into it ?? duh
Come on, forcing them to play the poetry game must surely win you over.
Stop voting for Maicat! do y'all want their kids to starve for the year??
with heavy heart i must vote for two grown adult men to order and review jizz towels for cleaning your cum with
Go Maicat, go!!!