July 9, 2021

What The Fund Poll

Okay everybody you know what time it is. It's time to remember the things you just listened to/about, and tell us which one we gotta buy! Keeping in mind, of course, that one of you may end up with the crap, and it has to fit in a box for some poor schlub to lug to the post office, and also we will be able to take one (1) funny picture with it. And also that it probably will never exist or show up. 


  • Sidekicks (from Episode 206) 
    This little guy seems super annoying. At least it will be funny when the service goes under and he pronounces himself dead.

  • Through Loop Jacket
    I don't think I would be able to wear this in public, but man it looks like it would be really comfortable to lounge around in. Plus maybe I get into martial arts and become a huge badass? And start attacking random people in the street? Up to you.

  • Apple Hardware Calendar
    Imagine looking up from your desk and seeing that, in just 3 days, you'll be celebrating the launch of Corel WordPerfect 3.1 BETA on Mac OS 10.2 Jaguar. This is why Gutenberg did what he did.

  • Faith Needs Kids
    Really nasty guys but bible verses doll could be pretty funny to play around with. I wonder if the guy who got the Jon Lovitz doll still has it. I don't think we ever heard back.

  • Nonstandard McDonalds Documentary
    Some of our friends were saying that this guy is actually constantly getting locations and dates wrong on his posts which, if it were a bit, would be very funny. I guess he's just a normal dope though. Which makes me feel really confident in the project! This could be another chance for us to get on IMDB as Production Moron though. 

Comments (16)

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Chloe B · July 16, 2021

I want to see the guys in the jacket. I don’t want the doll guys to get any money because they give me pedo vibes. (Also probably they have a bunch of bad beliefs but that’s a given)

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Theresa · July 14, 2021

okay after listening to the ep i am all in on the jacket 😂 -- VOTE CHANGED!

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yourpaljay · July 13, 2021

i think the nonstandard mcdonalds guy is fine

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doug crap · July 13, 2021

i love voting

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Martyn Hampton · July 13, 2021

I want to fuck that jacket

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Carey Lyncker · July 12, 2021

If the jackets win maybe you should fight each other

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Jared · July 12, 2021

I want the jacket because I am tired of being punched in the buttons

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Oat Bran · July 11, 2021

Jacket.

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Theresa · July 10, 2021

I am shocked by the jacket votes.

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Emily · July 10, 2021

i want to jack it i mean jacket

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YKS · July 10, 2021

the jacket is a big hit...

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Patrick O'Donnell · July 9, 2021

i want that fuckin jacket

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Sam Colburn · July 9, 2021

fuck i want that jacket

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Colin Mahns · July 9, 2021

Too many options. Can we get some Ranked Choice in this???

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YKS · July 10, 2021

we have hired the new york board of elections to oversee the proceedings

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Andrew Flanagan · July 9, 2021

I like that I can vote for all of them. It’s just so hard to choose!