YKS The Mag #30

Hello everyone its your YKS newsletter for January whatever the date is. Not sure. Hey check out the things we talked about this week. Not all of them were great. In fact I would go so far as to say none of them were great. Don’t be mad at us about it. It’s not our fault. We don’t come up with them. Its not like we sit around coming up with the campaigns on the Kickstarter website, and then we go back and write a show about the fake campaigns we just made over at kickstarter. Think about how much work that would be and how much time it would take to do something like that and then think about whether that makes any sense at all. Sorry but that’s the single stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.

Or is it? >:)

Anyway what else is in the news. Hey new president, huh? That’s cool I guess. New guy over there. Good for him. I did some dishes today. Helped my son with his fractions worksheet. so, I got stuff going on, as well. Don’t need to throw a big inauguration ceremony about it. Its cool if you do, though lol. Its actually fine if you’re the type of dude who has to throw a huge party every time something happens. 

Museum Cube #2: Magnesium KILO

1 “A solid cube of pure Magnesium with a museum presentation base. Get the matching tungsten cube for a mind-blowing museum set!”

Hey, it's a solid cube of pure magnesium.

Sacred TEK 2021/2077: Game of Alien & Indigenous Sports/Tech

“A preferred reality game of entrepreneurship, futures, and wellness. Be (y)our own sovereign.”

“Sacred TEK 2021-2077: Game of Alien & Indigenous Sports/Tech is a year-long game-based business incubator program. In the space of 2021-2022 players will simulate the 56 years from now to 2077. Together create and gift the most needed Alien & Indigenous technologies on Earth. TEK stands for Traditional Ecological Knowledges, which we honor as primary guideposts in our journey together. 2021 is the year on the Gregorian calendar when we begin this journey. 2077 is the date we have set for envisioning a future Earth that has benefited from the technologies that players create and/or bring to market with the assistance of this game. The live version of this course will then be packaged and made available as an online multiplayer subscription-based game at sacredtek2077.com”

WePic

“An app that'll help you validate your social-bound content before sharing it.”

“We are social creatures; confidence in group confirmation has become inscribed in us. WePic will be the world's go-to app for validating pictures/videos/stories/tweets before sharing them with the rest of the world. How? Easy: our app will give you real-time, crowd-based feedback from specific user-segments and verified social influencers, before taking it to your social networks. In exchange, you'll give other people feedback towards what you think is their best content, creating a mutually dependent eco-system. “

Grumpy Cat® Bricks

“Now’s your chance to get your very own official Grumpy Cat® Minifigure!”

Hey the grumpy cat guys are hoping to squeeze another shit covered egg from the cold rotting corpse of their beloved golden goose. They teamed up with the folks at Crazy Bricks, to make custom grumpy cat Lego bricks. Anyway hey you'd be really grumpy if you stepped on one of these, huh? Can't remember if we said that in the episode. Sorry for recycling it if I said it already. If Jesse said it then he ripped me off. 

Beefy Cups

“You got your Game. Food. Drink. All you need is your Beefy Cup and some ice ftw.”

Hey this one’s really stupid, huh? Its just a big cup? And it doesn’t have a lid, which I have always preferred? Unreal

Cathood Organic Cat Litter Box and Paper Litter

“You don't need to clean cat litter box end of the month. 1 month usage.”

Hey I thought this one was not bad? Good for the enviro? Paper litter? Am I insane? Probably. I’d test this out why not. I guess I wouldn’t. I lied, sorry. I’m kind of just happy with the litter box I have now. I guess thats maybe one of the big problems with this one its like, yeah but mine already works. Cat goes in there to poop, then you clean it out. Easy peasy. I feel like I’d be worrying about the cardboard one. Even though it is billed as “leak proof/waterproof” with some of the shits these cats take..  ya gotta wounder, folks! These goddamn things are nasty. Little shit machines.

Alright that's it for this week. Questions? Comments? Dial 1 800 Kiss My Ass!