YKS The Mag #28
Hi everyone how are you? I'm doing QUITE well. and if you believe that I got a bridge to sell your damned ass!! The bridge doesn't fuckin exist, by the way! But the YKS newsletter does.
That's right, the YKS newsletter has arrived, and just in time. Please do not look at the date and time on your device! Thank you! This week we had some stupid masks, and a card game! Holky fuck! Its an all new YKS! We’re here for it! And I’m screaming, as well!
Primary Pals is a line of fun plush toys built around the excitement of the primaries.
Hey its some plushies of a bunch of losers (minus Bernie). How cool would these be sitting on your desk! Some guy walking over to ask about them. Could be cool. I guess now of days, the guy walking over would be your husband, or roommate. Or it could be a woman, as well. I don’t know what your situation is. Don’t bother me.
Always at the wrong end of a good tongue lashing? Then you need Banter: A Shit Talking Game.
With their eyes closed, every player points to the person they think is the most sensitive of the group. Once every player has picked one person, every player opens their eyes to see whom had the most votes.
Shuffle each deck then place them in the middle of the table. Place the BANTER deck in the middle and flip 5 BANTER cards face up. Each player then takes 5 BOO cards.
Each player then takes turns taking one card at a time from any of the decks or a face up BANTER card. If a BANTER card is taken, then another BANTER card must be placed face up. If a card from one of the other decks is taken, the player may decide to either keep it or place it face up on the table.
Players then simultaneously flip their cards and then take turns reading out their insults.
Once everyone has finished, players then throw a BOO card at whoever they think had the worst insult. Once every BOO card has been played, the game ends.
Gonna be honest i still do not understand the rules of this game, nor do the insults become any clearer from the video, which has an inexplicable 80’s VHS vibe to it. Do you guys play drinking card games? I mean aside from Kings and the other games you play with normal playing cards, like normal people. Just do that what the hell.
I know I’m not a normal dude but every time we get one of these I just imagine myself playing for five or ten minutes to be a good sport and slinking away outside to chug beer and look at my phone. Party pooper!
An automatic buffet/salad bar - Food dispensed by a vending machine, food that is fresh, not in a package, just like at a buffet.
Fer as I can tell this is an idea for food trucks which are also vending machines. No explanation of where the food is coming from or whatever, seems to be secondary in the grand scheme of things. Also the shit is called Jumbles. Sounds like a fuckin' clown's name. Or the name they give to a talking horse.
“A robotic deli/buffet puts food on your plate, the food you chose on your phone, computer, or the machine's kiosk, provides buffet, deli, and salad bar options all the time, without closing down, except for routine sanitizing and restocking for a brief time during slowest demand.
The goal is to make a lot of people franchise owners so that these machines are dotting the globe and giving people freedoms that come with business ownership. Along with that goal is giving the world a means to healthy, affordable food on the fly.”
The Only Customizable Led Face Mask with True Animations like you never seen before!
Look how big this shit is bro lol im laughing my as s lol
Does that say COD what the fuck does that say
Stylish, soft, and comfortable essential for your daily life. A more enjoyable and convenient alternative to underwear.
“Stylish, soft, and comfortable essential for your daily life. Cock Wear is a worldwide revolution for men. From irritation to discomfort ordinary underwear has always been a drawback for us. Made out of stretchy, breathable, and eco-friendly fabrics will improve your everyday life. Our designs emphasize your preferences, confidence, beliefs, and they’ll put a smile on your face. Cock Wear is a brand new type of underwear.”
Okay I have SEVERAL problems with this one.. The first being these are obviously WAY too big. WAY too big. What the hell. Way too big. Massive!
But freal this is some weird shit. I don’t want my dick and beans in a pouch. I feel like that would exacerbate the bunch up issue. Maybe this guy fixed it though.. Maybe I’m wrong. Just playing this sucks. (and its way too big!)
“Then the idea of funny underwear for men that could serve as a gift was born. After a short while, however, while testing the prototypes and learning about the real benefits of the new underwear, I was amazed at how comfortable and practical it is. Delving further into the subject, I decided to take it seriously and create not only a high-quality product that could serve as a gift but also a real alternative to men's underwear, which I think is very much needed. By creating my brand with this in mind, I found that if I manage to reach a wider audience, Cock Wear would also like to fight the problems that different men around the world have. Starting with the impossible and distant male patterns to which we "should" aspire and which in many cases push us into depression through inequality and lack of tolerance to low awareness of diseases such as prostate cancer. I believe that every man who is a good father, brother, friend, and human, in general, can be called a full-fledged man and a needed member of the global community. With this product, I want to revolutionize the men's underwear market and provide the highest quality product that will be good for the environment as well as comfortable, practical, and healthy for every man's treasure.”
Grow up a family YouTube channel
I will create short videos from 15 sec to 30 min long.
Here is some dog shit.
“We have some of the equipment we need. We have an old GoPro camera, microphone, green screen, etc. All that is left is a laptop, new camera and lights. The old laptop we used to make videos was recently crashed; its video card was overheated and burned out. We plan to buy a specialised desktop to handle video editing. A new high definition camera would allow us to produce high quality video clips in a studio that we plan to set up in a basement."
"We want to improve our channel being as high quality as possible that way we can show off our artistic work and make people happy. We want to raise enough money to purchase a strong desktop, high definition camera and lights so that we can start making videos as soon as possible! And we want to give back. We would be happy to announce through the social media about your contribution to our success.”
Hmm can’t see any downsides to pimping your kids out for views and likes. I know its quar and we’re all bored in the house but you gotta do something else. Get your fuckin kids offline! That’s psycho. Go build a fuckin, model rocket or some shit. The internet is dog shit and soaking your kids brain in it every day is a recipe for disaster. My kid is addicted to youtube and he’d watch it all day long if you let him, but you have to set limits on the shit, not turn them into little content mines. Gross.
Discover the stories and authentic world of the gospel in a high quality video game.
This one has at least one interesting element, in that it touts a “historically accurate” recreation of 1st century jerusalem. I think thats cool so fuckin sue me! There should be more interactive historically accurate media! Ohh db db read a book just read a book. No! I will never read a goddamned book. That’s a promise!
Comments (2)
thanks for the update db
I have normie, middle aged friends and they have made me play cards against humanity twice (including once on zoom- are you kidding me). And they think I hate it bc I’m a prude- which I’m not. I hate it bc it’s so forced. Whenever the boys talk about card games I think of the miserable times I’ve played cah