YKS The Mag #22

Oh no they did another YKS The Newsletter! Hey gang, its your old pal db with another weekly roundup of the things we talked about on the show. This one is late this week because I had a lot to do, or maybe it was because of the big election, or possibly some other reason I don’t know. Quit hasslin’ me you fuck!

Let’s check out some bullshit!

Charm. The Easiest Way out of an Awkward Situation

“Charm is a discreet, smart solution that lets you get out of awkward or unwanted situations. With Charm, you can discreetly make a call to yourself without ever touching your phone. “

I would love to press a button and be ejected from some shitty conversation like a fighter pilot, floating down gracefully half a mile away. The next time my stupid ass neighbor  instead of pressing a button and getting an extremely fake phone call and saying “uhhh its my uhh Work” Who’s believin’ that shit!

Also, how many fuckin awkward situations are you getting yourself into that would necessitate the purchase of a device specifically for this scenario. On the upside, there aren’t any subscriptions or anything, and the battery is replaceable but cmon.

I can maybe see if you’re like a lady and you’re dating or something. That shit sucks and guys are psychos so you’re forgiven I guess but if you’re running into freaks every other day I think its probably time to switch apps.

Codor: Stay sharp and perfumed all the time

“Codor is the kind of thing that you always thought it should exist but no one had ever invented it. Well, now we have and it's here to literally help you dress to impress—like no other shirt in the world! It is saturated with quality Cologne scent which lasts for a really long time, regardless of washing and long time wearing.”

Hey! Its a stinky shirt that never loses it’s stink! Someone alert Jesse, these guys are stealing his whole shit!

Chamoa: A Multifunctional Coffee Drink Cup Holder Car Mount

Oh no!

“Chamoa : A Multifunctional Coffee Drink Cup Holder Car Mount is the subject of an intellectual property dispute and is currently unavailable.

I think we thought this one was just some stupid piece a shit, which it is, but also its a scam! These fellers ripped off a pre-existing product from Korea and now they’re fucked! Makes you wonder why they had a 1 week campaign on it!

Description of copyrighted material: I'm Lim Dong-hyun, team leader of Aria, an auto goods manufacturer located in Korea. We successfully carried out crowdfunding at Wadiz in Korea by planning and producing multi-cupholder products for vehicles.

Description of infringing material: While looking at the product at Kickstarter, we confirmed that our product will be opened at UPCOMING PROJECT by a project creator named Kirsten Matijsen. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/chamoa/chamoa-a-car-mount-clover-multi-cup-holder Kirsten matijsen is a person who has nothing to do with our products and has confirmed at the opening that Kirsten matijsen is trying to fund fraud. So we strongly request that this project be handled by Kickstarter so that it does not open. A Copyright Violator: project creator kirsten mattijsen”

https://www.wadiz.kr/web/campaign/detail/73148

Hey they got their own version of Kickstarter over there, thats nice huh. Anyway whats the use case for this? For delivery drivers? A family of four? Strange but not totally stupid but you think you’re gonna get a lot of use out of it? Get your money’s worth? Seems like something you’ll have rolling around in your car for the next hundred days until you throw it away. Just like an old pair of jeans.

Paradox of Morality

“Welcome to our Kickstarter page! We are so excited to share with all of you the next big party game! Are you ready to find out which of your friends are just as messed up as you are? And are you ready to have a ball while doing it?? Well, let me introduce you to Paradox of Morality: The Game!!

It all started with an idea for an entertainment book to spice up parties! Have you ever been to or hosted a party, but found it pretty boring? You don't know anyone, or no one is having a conversation? The idea behind the book to spark conversation of issues, ideas or topics of current events people can discuss and learn more about each other, because let's face it, everyone has an opinion!

The ideas and events comprised in the potential book were so hilarious and current, our creative head, Jorah, was challenged to turn it into a game...thus, the first project of the Paradox of Morality World, the Game, was born.”

We do a lot of games and stuff on here and usually they’re pretty mild, or just a blatant rip of of some other game but this joint is different. This is a game that “makes Cards Against H******* look like child's play…” Buckle up, chuckle fucks. You’re in for a ride.

“Paradox of Morality is a fun, emotionally and intellectually challenging game that is designed to push personal and social boundaries. The gameplay pits single, or group, teams against each other by posing moral & psychological dilemmas which reveal their personal beliefs on subjects ranging from sex, religion, suicide, murder, corporal punishment, virtual reality, technology, same-sex marriage, time travel and so much more…

This game has a personality of its own. It may confuse you, break up your relationship, cause you to question your own sanity, or just simply piss you off. Remember, you've been warned!!!”

It’s not entertaining at all and it looks like a fuckin slog to sit through. Games are supposed to be fun! This looks boring as shit. I’ll save you reading the rules and let you know that this is basically a more boring version of CAH where you and your friends debate the morality of sample questions and shit. Take a look, y’all:

It's Okay to Wish Me a Merry Christmas

Celebrate the true meaning of Christmas thru collectable custom buttons, face-masks & tee-shirts created by local artisans & friends!

Christians have been the most persecuted group on earth since the beginning of time, and contemporary christians are no different, facing issues like uhh that lady who had to make the gay cake, and etc.

“We hired a local artisans to design our 2020 'IT'S OKAY TO WISH ME A ​MERRY CHRISTMAS' product line. These artisans brought their hearts and talents into all the designs you see.”

Absolutely just some impact font on top of some google image search results but I guess The Lord turns a blind eye to copyright infringement? :raised eye brow emonji:

Through The Night

THROUGH THE NIGHT is a song and cinematic music video project, starring the actor and singer David Hasselhoff and Austrian metal band CueStack. As life-long 'Hoff' fans,  the band had the ultimate goal to create a metal project with the most-watched man on TV, showing the world his heavy side. All of this was also captured in an in-depth Making-Of documentary, both in the studio and on the video set.

David Hasselhoff, the guy from the beach tv show in 1990, is (or was) huge in Europe, for reasons I can’t explain and don’t care to look into, and would prefer not to know anything about. He sucks, this is corny and stupid. Ohh db but it has 20k of the 7k goal! Who cares fucker you shouldn’t be giving your money to three rich dicks for their vanity project (which completely sucks, by the way). You should be giving it to me! And you did! Thanks so much for reading the newsletter! I hate doing these! This is pure unadulterated pain for me! But I love you so I do it anyway. (sacrifice) (good person) (kind)

Thank you! See you next week mwah!