YKS The Mag Issue #14

 
Trump Against Humanity
A game about our great, stable, genius president
Another CAH?? Oh it MUST be another YKS! That’s right! It is! and it is!
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Hey, speaking of shit:

In the game you are the White House press team. As such [it is your job] to provide information and a spin so the general USA citizen can make sense of what the “Trump Card” means.
Each round a new judge is selected, called the Press Secretary. The Press Secretary  draws a new “Trump Card” and whoever has the best “Trump Card” voice reads the “Trump Card”.

You now go counter-clockwise and have each member of the press team pitch their spin, explaining what was meant or why the statement or event was said or done. The Press Secretary then selects their favorite spin and whoever spun the story gets the “Trump Card.” Then you start the next round. 
First to 5 “Trump Cards” wins

• The player that comes in last gets fired by the press team, is then given a book deal with the penguin publishing company for writing about their time with the GOP.

• The player that wins, gets subpoenaed by the congress and must come in to testify.

I’ve only been alive like 30 some years but I wonder if politics was always this fucking annoying. I saw some post tonight that I cannot find, but in the post some lady was talking about Melania’s outfit (who fuckin cares) and how it was similar to a russian military officer’s uniform. (who fuckin caaares) 


“She’s under orders from Mr Vladimir Puting him self!” Yeah dude she’s receiving orders from the kremlin and she almost got away with it, but she forgot about corny fuckin politics dorks stealing time at their office jobs. Russiagate just as embarassing as Qanon. 
Everyone on the planet is dumb as fuck, unbelievably angry, and we're all constantly refreshing the same website.

Mandela Daze
An uncensored, unfiltered adult animated series
We’re all familiar with the Mandela Effect, yeah? If not I’ll summarize right quick: False memories can sometimes be shared by multiple people. It is also the Mandela effect sometimes[7][8] One prominent example comes from a 2010 study that examined people familiar with the clock at Bologna Centrale railway station, which was damaged in the Bologna massacre bombing in August 1980. In the study, 92% of respondents falsely remembered the clock had remained stopped since the bombing when, in fact, the clock was repaired shortly after the attack. Years later the clock was again stopped and set to the time of the bombing in observance and commemoration of the bombing.[8] Other such examples include memories of the Berenstain Bears' name being spelled Berenstein,[9][10] and of the existence of a 1990s movie entitled Shazaam starring comedian Sinbad as a genie.[7] ahh my hands are all cramped up from typing that shiiiit. 

Bologna massacre is what they call it when I leave a deli. Don’t know. Whatever. Do you want to write these fuckin things? 

The Mandela Effect was popularized by Fiona Broome, a well-respected "old timer" in paranormal research. She specializes in paragenealogy, and paranormal patterns of activity that predict anomalies.
In 2009, Fiona Broome launched the Mandela Effect website to document memories that didn’t match our current reality and its history. Today, this website documents those foundational discussions and theories.
The first reported memories included Nelson Mandela’s funeral in the late 20th century. Many people – in several countries –  remembered nearly identical details of that funeral coverage. None of us could explain that coincidence.
Then, new site visitors mentioned other odd memories. The first were about David Soul’s death (still alive in 2019) and 52 United States (in this reality, it’s 50).
Later, topics like Billy Graham’s funeral, the Berenstein/Berenstain Bears, and the color sequence on Pepsi products and the Chevron sign went viral.

Damn I thought his name was Billy Grand. Could be one. Yeah here’s the big fuckin secret about the Mandela effect: Everyone on earth can only retain like 20 things at a time because we're all fuckin stupid.

The Mandela effect stuff is shinfo to me. About as interesting as hearing someone’s dream. Sorry but if i’m not involved in this thing, I don’t care about it. I don’t need to know how insane it was that your 8th grade crush was in your dream.. And he was driving a firetruck?? What could it mean. I don’t know and I could not care less I’m sorry.  I’m happy for u though. Or sorry it happened (meme)

We wanna make the best uncensored adult cartoon ever, called "Mandela Daze".
It's about two regular dimwits navigating a world where a real Mandela Effect happens every day, changing something weird and unexpected.
Think "Rick and Morty" meets "Beavis and Butthead" meets "South Park"

Alright I’m thinking. And I’m thinking it sucks! Just playing. I mean, it does for sure. You’d think the era, or whatever, of offensive cartoons are over but I guess not. I remember my friend having to turn his They Killed Kenny shirt inside out at school and that shit was like 29 years ago. We gotta be beyond that by now, yeah? 
So I dunno. This seems like a very amateurish type proj and i applaud them for creating stuff and actually doing something (its hard!) and the first attempt at doing something always always sucks but its a great opportunity to learn and grow and i applaud that. But you gotta think setting out with intent of “shocking” or offending anyone is about as impotent an idea as you can get. I’m laugheing at this time, imagining what my parents thought when i was listening to slipknot or ICP or whatever. “Damn all your guys wear masks and jump around thats brazy db” (closing door) 

They didn’t call me db I was just saying that for you guys. 

Anti-COVID T-shirt
Designer T-shirts, handmade, with the unique patented COVID-protect technology. They have built-in, detachable, protective face masks.
Hello Kickstarter! We are the Lovin Family and we are friendly and honest with each other! 
Pause bro. 

When our beautiful World was faced with a new challenge for all of us..., COVID-19, the obvious necessity was the widespread wearing of a protective face mask! First, it wasn't easy to get used to carry everywhere on my face mask, then it was not easy to remember that this mask was always on hand when you go to the store, to the gas station or somewhere in public place..., this protective mask is constantly somewhere out of sight, she disappeared somewhere in the car, it was washed in my pants pocket, or was lost among the other things somewhere in the bag... she regularly somewhere were forgotten, lost or just worn!

So these guys identified a need, and created a product to fill that need. Classic business 101 shit what’s the fuckin problem! I’ll tell your ass the problem: the shit sucks! 


These people have taken a regular ass shirt and spray painted it and glued some velcro on it for the mask to stick to and called it a day. Also these photos would lead one to believe the mask is also spray painted, so what the fuck? Step up your COVID grift you shit heads!
Nasty.

My Dog Can Preach: 40 Lessons of God's Love Unleashed
This delightful book teaches godly truths and principles as observed through the nature of my dog. It is full of love and joy

Roooxanne. You dont have to write the book about your dog . parody of that song. Anyway check this one out its about this lady who thinks her dog is preaching to her. 
In 2004, I began to notice the different behaviors and characteristics that my dog portrayed. They seemed familiar as they always led me back to biblical principles and truths that I knew. It finally dawned on me that my dog was preaching a sermon to me without ever speaking a word.
Soon after, I told my mom about some of these snippets and messages that I was learning through the nature and life of my dog. She encouraged me to write them down. It wasn’t long after, that I felt the title of my book come to my heart and mind. That was 16 years ago.
Within the past year, I met several people, many for the first time who said to me, “Roxanne, I hear the Father saying you are supposed to be writing a book.” One friend named Lisa said to me, “How is that book coming along?” This was after I was introduced to her for the first time.
It was too obvious to me that now was the time and the season. I needed to write this book and get it published.
My purpose in writing this book is to let everyone know that God is always speaking and uses many different avenues in which to do so. He has used my beloved dogs to speak very loud and clear to me.

Oh my GOD what I would give! To have the type of brain! That thinks this way! I know the lady doesn’t ACTUALLY think her dog is fuckin talking to her! I know its just a scam to move books like the rest of these guys, but I’d love to be able to shit out some trash and charge money for it with a straight face, instead of the constant shame and embarrassment I feel now. Ripping people off guilt-free: Wouldn’t that be nice! 

Roxanne Worsham is a dear family friend and a remarkable woman who shares her joy and her wisdom freely.  She has done both in her new book, "My Dog Can Preach."  In it, Roxanne reveals how she found God's purpose and love in something as simple as her dog, Scout.  I believe Roxanne's insightful observations will be as great a blessing to you and your family as they have always been to ours.
-Joel Osteen, Lakewood Church (Houston, TX)

Just remembered in 2017 when Osteen didn’t open his Houston megachurch to hurricane victims. That was pretty good.

In an interview on TODAY, Houston pastor Joel Osteen disputed that his megachurch turned away evacuees from Hurricane Harvey and countered a wave of criticism by saying city officials initially didn't ask him to use it as a shelter.
"(The city) didn’t need us as shelter then,'' Osteen said. "If we needed to be a shelter, we certainly would’ve been a shelter right when they first asked.

Total scumbag shit and absolutely what you’d expect from one of these guys.
Also, the Osteen book endorsement sounds huge until you find out this lady was the Osteen’s private tutor for 9 years. 
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