June 12, 2020

What The Fund?

Alright, so, I realized this week that the last time I did this the links didn't work because the Patreon CMS appends a persistent 'http://' to the beginning of the add link field, even if you manually delete it. It ultimately seemed not to matter at all, because you can just search for it yourself, or just click a button and vote randomly, or not vote at all, and nothing about the world will be any different. I'm still fixing the links though, even if it doesn't make anyone's life any better, because I'm a Process-Oriented Gangster according to a personality test my boss gave me one time. I got fired from there really fast though, which almost makes me call into question the entire industry of CEO-targeted, pseudoscientific, employee horoscopes. But then again, that's probably just because I'm a Thinking Ninja with a speciality in Critical Mindbending. 

Anyway after you're done listening to the great episode we just did, please click on these working links and tell us which one we have to send some money to. Then, maybe you'll get it in the mail! A stupid system that we will continue to do until there is a better idea we can steal. 

The Artisanal EDC Credit Card Wallet 

Bobelo: The 1st Self-Carbonating, Healthy Beverage 

Bebird: Smart Visual Ear Cleaning Rod 

Puns of Anarchy: Outrageous Pun-Making Party Game 

Comments (10)

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Marcus Wrightus · August 9, 2020

You need to get John Cullen on the Bobelo thing.

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Eliana · June 15, 2020

I was a LaCroix Bitch but I can tell I'm about to become a Bobelo Bitch

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Chris · June 12, 2020

Currently getting targeted ads for all of these now, is the price of democracy too high?

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YKS · June 12, 2020

It should be about three fifty. South park

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Eric Wiemer · June 12, 2020

Haven't listened to the episode yet and I was the only person to vote for the dumb wallet so now I feel like a REAL piece of shit!

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YKS · June 12, 2020

Hmm..what time is it in Moscow right now Eric

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Jack Knight · June 12, 2020

Too many indiegogos, we are doomed

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Dan Gilbert · June 12, 2020

This was an excruciating decision between bobelo and bebird, they both have everything and even both have stupid ass names that start with B! Do both. B!

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YKS · June 12, 2020

I do kind of want both of them.

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Rob Cottrell · June 12, 2020

Just a thought, you could use the Bebird on your ass too.