YKS Premium S42E05: Jesse Speaks His Truth
I’m sick…and tired of white former rappers only being insanely over the top rehabilitated in the racist public eye and judicial systems when they switch over to country music despite not being able to carry a tune and then getting the smallest conceivable amount of pushback to clearly loving and adoring Trump and angling for closer proximity to power then having a fake emotional breakdown over it and going on a PR blitz during a fake divorce from his fake wife. They should also get respect for their good comedy monologues! My daddy always used to say (tearing up), I really liked that guy’s small penis joke.
And I might hauve covid? Anyway, enjoy Jelly Roll.
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Comments (43)
I liked this one
JF - Sea Fever is, despite the bad generic title, pretty good. Or at least it’s Irish so it’s harder to tell if it sucks
Still cant believe that jesses wife isnt a a thick latina
whenever JF pauses the Jelly Roll monologue you can really clearly hear Mike taking poison damage
Potentially one of your worse eps yet, good job boys!
Blue Lives Matter just disinvited Jelly from its “American Heroes” fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago, specifically citing his Trump jokes during his hosting gig. He was asked in April, said yes, and now this. Kevin Sorbo and Dean Cain are still on as they are real American superheroes.
Dagon genuinely rules, under appreciated later Stuart Gordon movie (Re-Animator, From Beyond)
My dead Dad would be so mad if I was a Jelly Roll ass motherfucker
Jelly roll just asked if he could get serious for a moment and I had to pause the episode. I’m done for now
Just kidding. I’m finishing this garbage
This is really hard to listen to I hope j*lly r*ll d*es
Since Jesse loved American Movie, I think he would really like Hands on a Hardbody. A real showcase of characters.
Goodness gracious, I thought Mike was going to put his backpack over his head at one point. This was agonizing.
That dog is a joy
Picturing Mr roll as the JF/roll sticker from the last drop and that’s how JF sounds off mic
Ya know at some point you’re just listening to a bad monologue.
man this shit pissed me off. Good ep, thanks boys.
Two things. I don’t believe in hell but if it was real this would have been it. I swear to god I heard that lunatic say the same things like 4 times in this episode. It was like a very specific Groundhog Day but it was just jelly roll talking about…nothing. Second, Pandorum is technically an underwater movie.
Oh, so I guess I've been projecting my belief that I should get my ass ate onto Jelly Roll too, huh? EDIT: Ngl, the son of a bitch has timing.
Finally found my line of what I can bear during the monologue 🫡
Hands on a Hard Body is so good in an American Movie way. You should do it for Miketober
pod save jelly roll
sorry but this pissed me off so much that i trimmed my parents weeds and their fuckin hedges before finishing the episode. what a fuckin mealy mouth turd. great veneers tho
can’t believe these guys made me watch jelly roll smh
jelly roll report should become a regular segment
flynn's here? Uh, gemi who???
This might be my favorite episode
Jelly Roll coming out for the monologue and doing the Conan string dance
God this was agonizing lmao
Jellyroll late night segment getting me so pissed off i dont think I can listen to it
If you like movies that are underwater, you should check out the film, “Underwater”. At one point, great guy and hero to women, TJ Miller says the line, “It’s pulling me under water.”
love this movie. great ending also
Nah fam that ain't the real Flynn. They got to him like they got to Gucci Mane and Jim Carrey.
Got em likr the old DB
Miketober came early this year
so did i
Imagine dropping all that sacred knowledge on a daily basis and the kid still turns out to be a Jelly Roll.
I liked the dog
I've been listening to tons of I Hate Bill Maher but being subjected to this shit still got me pretty fucking heated. Thanks guys
There were multiple parts where I unintentionally blurted out "oh come on!" or "oh my god shut the fuck up" while I was getting ready for work this morning & listening to this ep.
I was excited for a generous video episode, but then Jellyroll. He needs hand gesture training. (How to connect hose to exhaust of automobile )
really glad to see the Peak Design case JF, great choice
It's sad that I know this but demi actually wrote a wolf creek musical when she was in high school