A Note of Interest to All Cherished Subscribers
We've been mentioning it for the last couple months on the show, but if you use YKS primarily as a sleep aid, you might have missed it! So before you zonk out again, here's the "lightning facts":
For new subscribers only, Sporange and Squeeze Louise subscription tiers will be increasing by $2 at the start of Farrarch. (They'll also be renamed).
Current subscribers will keep their current subscription cost for as long as they are continually subscribed. Which may well be forever!
Just reiterating the above, if you just sit there and do nothing, your price does not change.
Unfortunately, switching tiers does count as a new subscription. So after March 1, if you downgrade or upgrade you will be charged the new price (ex. $7 or $10, rather than $5 or $8). The same goes for returning subscribers after that date.
Annual discounts still apply -- get a month free! when you pay for a year up front.
Therefore, if you've been considering an upgrade to get video of every YKS Premium and exclusive mailbag episodes, there's never been a better time! You'll get the old 2017 price forever, realize even more savings on the annual plan, and enjoy an enormous archive of new-to-you content.
Your beloved perks have not changed! The base subscription tier ($5 currently, $7 for newcomers in March) will still be ad-free and receive a weekly YKS Premium. The higher tier ($8 currently, $10 for newcomers in March) will, in addition, still get an exclusive monthly episode, merch discounts, and video of every YKS Premium.
We will continue to make the show look and sound as good as possible, pay our employees and guests, and make sure everyone is getting their money's worth. Or die trying!
Anyway, not to blow shit up your ass, but thank you for making the show possible. (Almost) ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and y'alls clit/brown/taint-areas still pOwns our dicks. Thanks,
-- "YKS" "Mgmt"
Comments (51)
do whatever you want with the price but why change the name
I do use it primarily a sleep aid and this is the first time I’ve ever subscribed to a podcast Patreon because I was tired of skipping ads while I’m trying to fall asleep.
All Bryan voice episode when
No problem boys. Do what you gotta do
would happily pay way more, YKS is the only podcast I never miss. thanks for all the laughs. sorry this isnt a joke comment
love you guys kisses and hugs from australia 🇨🇰
coxy ya mad rooter
I'm going to have to suck at least twenty more dicks a week to keep up with this
if you ever get tired we’ll toss you a gift sub
the content is worth double the new rate at least! and i'd gladly pay it! and i thank her for it!
a steal at twice the price
I upgraded to the Louise tier a little while back when you first mentioned it, and I’m very glad I did. I’ve binged through all the mailbags already and they’re a great addition. You guys are my comfort podcast. My boyfriend makes fun of me because every time he gets in my car, you’re playing.
YKS premium is both a dollar and pound bargain.
Die trying 🤞
very happy to hear your clit/taint/brown-areas are on the up and up
Can you make a tier where I get ad reads but also have to pay extra thank you love you
no, I won't pay it, I'm not covering the cost of whoever's bong hit transplant it is this time.
Ah fuck ya got me
I only subscribe in order to hear Dan chime in every now and then. I also eat my own boogers.
@grok sumarise this
How much more for Dan Free eps?
Thanks for posting this here and not on iwaspoisoned.com and assuming we'd all see it
The reference to the worst tweet ever is gonna make me unsub 😂
Liquidated my son’s college fund and finally subbed
Alright, I can deal with this, but I'm really going to need you guys to get Dan under control.
I can't believe I've been listening to this amazing podcast for almost ten years! Thanks for the laughs (I think there have been a handful here and there, haven't been counting)
Whatever you say, I'll keep drinking this garbage (complimentary)
This is bullshit!! Didn’t read it, just assuming it’s bullshit. Love you guys.
Jokes on you. I’d pay one hundred thousand dollars for you two to goof and guffaw!
I’d pretend to be upset about this but tbh I have no idea what I’m paying to listen to this podcast and I’m not really interested in doing the work to figure it out.
Blatant cash grab. I, for one, will be canceling my subscription… to the doughboys to be able to up my YKS tier.
Yall do video?
Mike’s balls are weird. JF’s are also weird.
Rest now brother, we have to watch, and i will see you in Valhalla
Hey dipshits you should just charge everyone more
Respectfully
my subscription was going to end this month—i canceled, thinking i could do without miketober, thinking just the free eps with ads (!!!!!) would be fine. it’s not! have resubscribed. ty for all you put into this wonderful madness. 💕
Another strategic masterclass from the "sit there and do nothing" contingent
Thanks for all the boning, boys
Thank you for always putting out JF and DB
If you stop paying producer Dan in real money and switch to Canadian tire money, will that keep the tiers the same?
Wow YKS went woke
Been the same price for a long time. I fully support you guys, at the very least, changing with cost of living increases. Helluva deal for what you guys put out every single week. Thanks pimps. (Full disclosure I’m a continuing member who will NOT be paying more…)
People say "recession indicator this" and "recession indicator that", but this... this is it. I'm buying gold and selling everything else. Liquidate all your assets. Buy poison and put your pets and/or children to sleep, forever. May God be with us all.
The tariffs are fucking up podcasts now? I might be starting to regret my votes.
Thanks for keeping it fair to current supporters, much appreciated. The show is as great as ever, the video looks great, you pay your guests, and even producer Dan. Money well spent. As my dear old gran used to say "you're worth your weight in wee tatties!"
Okay but you should blow shit up my ass, to be clear
Love being an oldhead all new newbs we are better than u
Whatever, I'll still listen to that garbage
How much can I pay before you enter a new tax bracket or have to buy a second set of stairs
Charge $500 I don’t care! (I’ll be grandfathered in)