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Dicknado - I can never remember if exploitation movies are good or not. If they're good this would be funny to be be a part of. If not, well, we condemn various things.

Punch Buddy: The Stress Relief Punching Bag Desk Fidget Toy (Canceled) - Ok they fuckin canceled this. But I'm leaving it on in case it does come back and we can buy it at the end of the month. Here's some of their update:

The early feedback and results of our Punch Buddy Kickstarter campaign have been mixed, unfortunately. We've also heard from some of you who have asked for alternate punching bag designs. Lastly, we've also faced some resistance to the Baby Elon and Baby Donald styles. Partially, it's because politics is a very sensitive topic right now and, as a result, virtually all advertising and social media platforms make it hard to get the word out to prospective backers because they consider the Punch Buddy too "political" to be shown to a wide audience. Promotional content and ads get suppressed by the algorithm, as a result. Copyright issues can also potentially arise down the road, whether justified or not.  

As a result, we have made the strategic decision to end this current Punch Buddy campaign today with plans to relaunch a fresh, new Punch Buddy campaign by the end of this month (August). You'll be notified when the new campaign is launched. We're still targeting a ship date of mid to late December 2025 but there's a small chance it will go into January.

Bottle Bottle - I give them a lot of credit for trying to make this look like it does anything at all. But will I give them any money...??

iKoffy Edibot - I'm putting Happy Birthday on a single piece of bread. It's one of the worst birthdays of all time.

Planto - Do you think this will work? I genuinely have no idea. I'm really stupid.

Ooris Nut Butter - Nut butter is like one of the best foods ever. So it's pretty amazing no one has ever invented it until now.