February 7, 2025

What The Fund???!1?

Lots of things to choose from today. So why bother explaining any of them! You already watched or listened to the episode obviously. so what the fuck! I mean what the fund!

Blu Cloud Foot Therapy: Help us alleviate foot pain today!

World's deadliest and horniest battlebot.


VAYU: The Indoor Liquid Plant

How much fun would this be to kill, huh???

Intelligent temperature control Anti-snoring pillowcase

Snoring during my sleep is somebody else's problem. I don't hear it. I'm asleep!

MATT+ : Most Advanced Thumb Tip

I honestly don't know what this is. And if you say you do I think you're lying.

Slut Tamer

This has raised so much money already it's insane. And guess what I REALLY want to play it.

Magic Number: The Party Game of Wild Guesstimation

I am so sure these people are nice. They look nice. I do not want to play their little game. This is probably the best one for us on this list though. That's a bummer.

Woky Titanium Travel Mug

Due to tarriffs, the wokey mug is now $10,000. Looks good

Comments (17)

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Bob.Net · February 17, 2025

I knew what the results would be but I still laughed very hard seeing them

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Slurpy Beckerman · February 12, 2025

Please make an exception for this month so we can do Slut Tamer AND MATT+

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Alex f_c · February 11, 2025

Dan is going to make a wonderful Slut tamer.

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TheLordsChips · February 11, 2025

I doubt slut tamer is anymore than a made up AI garbage, so I voted for the thumb for the off chance that Bryan sees it.

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Tom · February 9, 2025

Producer Dan in Slut Tamer

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Audrey Beals · February 9, 2025

I’ve never voted for one of these but upon hearing the name I knew I would be voting for slut tamer

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Rob Cottrell · February 8, 2025

I think the French guys should get on the same page. Spelling out MATT+ or just saying the name. Pick one.

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malachy clarke · February 8, 2025

If slut tamer wins will you do it three times so there’s a Mike and a JF and a Dan slut tamer

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Jackie · February 8, 2025

I don't usually vote because as soon as I saw the word Slut I know what has won

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Nick Acosta · February 8, 2025

Does it say my name under my comment that I want Slut Trainer game?

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Nick Acosta · February 8, 2025

shit

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Ethan Dole · February 7, 2025

Does Brian know about the thumb thing?

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David Browm · February 7, 2025

No chance anything but slut tamer wins

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Lauren · February 7, 2025

If they're making slut tamer WITHOUT Dan in it they might as well just scrap the whole thing.

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Jbone · February 7, 2025

not even a contest, boys. not even close.

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Alex Fred · February 7, 2025

Thumb tips will never be the same

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Dave Lavelle · February 7, 2025

It’s the Most Advanced Thumb Tip