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November 27, 2023

Fan Fiction Story Time - Shrek x Obama, Sonic High School Chapter 1

We teased this a little while back - here's the first episode of this NEW, EPIC, PATREON EXCLUSIVE, INCREDIBLY EROTIC AND A LITTLE TENDER show! Please enjoy :)

If you'd like to submit a fan fiction for us to read, you can! Just click this link ► https://forms.gle/b3ig5PEdagX9AxPdA

Comments (193)

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Allyvia · October 10, 2026

I love the image of Sonic just screaming into his locker. Not sure why that got me so good.

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Isaac Lewis · August 23, 2026

Wow rewatching this is like going back in time to witness the big bang

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Travis B · August 17, 2026

I am having an existential crisis at work trying to come to terms with the fact that someone, a real live human being, with a world of possibilities in front of them, took the time to sit down and craft a story about Obama and Shrek breaking up at a baseball game.

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Odin Blaine · April 24, 2026

Worth every penny

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Britt K · April 12, 2026

I downloaded this app just to watch these :)

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The King of Tiny Accidents · January 13, 2026

Wonder how Shrek will handle finding out about Obama’s numerous, numerous war crimes

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Salem Fierstein · January 8, 2026

im so glad ike is here because he clearly knows what the lovelies want

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Nifty.Dingo · December 15, 2025

Oh hell yes, I'm thrilled to know there are 36 more videos I get to watch. I have zero regrets

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Quill386 · December 8, 2025

Here GameGrumps, have 5 more dollars so I can binge Fan Fiction Story Time again

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Mama Symphonia · December 3, 2025

This series is what I pledged for lol. So worth it

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KitVonSnookerz · November 2, 2025

I'm going into some sort of fugue state

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Name · October 31, 2025

Best 5 dollars of my fucking life

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Dallas Ruud · October 22, 2025

The first GameGrumps video I watched on Patreon. Best subscription I have ever bought.

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Mel Theory · October 13, 2025

This is the best thing I've ever spent my money on

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Wigley · September 28, 2025

I am the 1999th like. We must hold the line!

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lordlemming · September 24, 2025

Someone on Etsy is making Shadow the Hedgehog toilet rugs that say "Nice Cock", Arin Hanson needs to purchase one.

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DevilRay-K · September 22, 2025

This is what I subbed for... I'm out at a doctor's appointment laughing & cringing like a fuckin lunatic listening to this. .... $5 bones well spent, would absolutely do again!

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Donovan Bradley · September 13, 2025

The Cupid Shuffle is a line dance that people do a lot at weddings and such. Maybe it's more popular at events with black people because I've never seen anyone that didn't know about it before.

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Hugh G. Recktion · September 2, 2025

I'm in for a wild ride aren't I?

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Sammijoanne · July 5, 2025

I’ve genuinely missed listening to them reading fanfiction😂

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Kathleen Lightfoot · May 27, 2025

I am convinced that Sonic High School is intentionally written badly, because I refuse to believe that anyone could write it seriously 😂

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Poopy · December 11, 2025

I heard it was written by someone kid when they were like 12-13, but this is just so PERFECTLY badly written I can’t believe that entirely. It’s too perfect to just be a cringy fanfic by a young teen. He had to be trolling there’s no way 😭😭 I love it regardless

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The Lonely River Lily · May 12, 2025

I feel like this story could only be told through the characters of Shrek and Obama

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Julia A. · April 18, 2025

I've complained so much that I need this in my life that my best friend gifted me the membership just to shut me up

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FuzzyTriangles · May 1, 2025

Girl same. I've waited 2 years to finally pull the trigger but omg it's so worth it

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Angel Rodriguez · April 13, 2025

I have no regrets paying for this patreon...I love this.

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SUPERSHASHA · April 13, 2025

I think I can speak for everyone when I say that we subscribed just for this series.

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The_Program2404 · April 30, 2026

I know I did 😂😂😂

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Rayden Koser · March 22, 2025

We're so back

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Lord shaxx · March 15, 2025

Best 10$ of my life

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Slikc Gimnp · March 30, 2025

dude fr 😂

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KingFarquaad · March 14, 2025

Dustin me too

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Dustin Forrester · March 10, 2025

I subscribed just for this series...

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KingFarquaad · March 14, 2025

Dustin me too

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Leeanna Hays · March 7, 2025

I paid for this…I happily paid to see this and I don’t want to be here right now. I’m so damn embarrassed. And laughing hysterically.

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Tamiah Slaughter · March 6, 2025

I can't download it to my android... I wanna hear your sultry voices while I'm deployed 😔

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Lyric Bertolozzi · March 17, 2025

Justice for Android users

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Schnardo · March 5, 2025

bought the yearly subscription after being a rly long time follower. and listening to this is just proves how worth this was.

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Blizardstar · February 25, 2025

To me there’s two realities for that second fic. Either the author does know and it is joke fic, or some poor kid actually had that happen to him (or is afraid of it happening to him) and is venting about it in his Sonic High School AU Authors First Fanfic. Also in what universe is the Cupid Shuffle a cardiovascularly strenuous exercise?

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Elizabeth Levan · February 7, 2025

As an early birthday present I gifted myself a membership, I can now hear Danny and Arin read me hilariously bad fanfiction while I wind down in the evenings. I really hope they read "My Inner Life" by LinksQueen which is one of the most infamous Zelda fics ever!

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Courtney Lane · January 28, 2025

Kinda crazy the grumps don’t know the Cupid shuffle, I’d love to see them do it lol

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Kai Lucas Zachary · January 17, 2025

The image at 12:30 was super important to the visualization.

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Kai Lucas Zachary · January 17, 2025

Jesus Christ. I'm sorry I didn't pay $5 sooner for an opener of "Obama and Shrek".

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Shy Sheep · January 15, 2025

“If you don’t like it…” as if this isn’t the ENTIRE reason I signed up. 😂

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Ztoxicman · January 11, 2025

Love how Sonic was portrayed as constantly going super fast to do anything but couldn't stop someone from reading his journal entry about his hairy and itchy nuts.

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Liminal Cryptid · January 10, 2025

This alone is worth every cent I pay lol

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Slider · January 1, 2025

I love that they’re using the Hyrule Historia as their story book

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Silver Selkie · November 9, 2024

This was well worth $5 a month!

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PencilParrot · October 31, 2024

YOU DONT KNOW THE CUPID SHUFFLE? 💀😭😭😭

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Andrew Le · October 24, 2024

Well worth the $5!

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mykielmao · October 17, 2024

i can't believe i paid 5 dollars to be able to see this. you guys are fantastic.

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Raichu718 · September 30, 2024

You guys are my first ever subscription and merch purchase and I’ll never regret it this is my absolute favorite thank you guys so much for the amazing comfort content💕💕

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Emily Metz · August 11, 2024

I remember Sonic High School from the Freaky Geeks podcast years ago, what a gem 😂

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ShadowHawk17 · August 8, 2024

I would love to hear the unedited version of the sonic and mario fanfic they read on the sonic games they played.

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Levi M. · July 30, 2024

Bro ill pay so much more for you guys to release once a week please 🙏

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Adversary777 · July 25, 2024

Literally same. Ive never subscribed to ANYONE on Patreon before in my life (stingy and paranoid about saving money). But I feel really depressed, lonely, and burdened so I figured some new content would help since I’m about out :/

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Anon · July 15, 2024

same

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Tiffany Dillon · July 12, 2024

I created my patreon account just to watch these. I am not disappointed.

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Jezzibolt · July 5, 2024

Ike knew EXACTLY what he was doing

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Anabelle Cardona · June 17, 2024

"Knuckles took up two bus seats even though he knew it was against the rules of man and God" 😂 that took me out I can't breathe. That's totally something a kid would write.

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Kyah Fyah · June 21, 2024

Unlike the rest he's independent from the first breath. Unlike the other bus patrons.

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lexi · June 12, 2024

“of course they have their problems.” me: “like any other couple.” please tell me i’m not the only one who thought of that too 😭 also finally watching these lmao

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SheikTheChonk · June 8, 2024

I created a patreon account for the first time today just for this. Best $10 I’ve ever spent.

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Kyah Fyah · July 21, 2024

Flex

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Miralee Jay · June 2, 2024

I'd rewatch this on loop to boost the YouTube numbers

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INCREDABAD · June 2, 2024

oh this is gonna be goood 😂

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Pixeldonkey95 · May 29, 2024

I need this

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Aaron S · May 24, 2024

Gay Ball Problems will be the name of my musical album if I ever learn to play the recorder moderately ok

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Pixeldonkey95 · May 29, 2024

Recorder is crazy

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Memoriam · May 23, 2024

Im sad Ike cut his hair but I forgive him because he gave us this gift

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Kasandra VonGlockner · May 19, 2024

I love this so much thank you both for your work!!

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Code 2 · May 12, 2024

Ike singlehandedly made me subscribe during a move where I'm paying two rents. Never thought anyone could make me do that in a time of the most short amount of money. But then I saw it. My immortal. You guys owe Ike a food of his choice AND a walk on the beach where Ike is in the middle while Dan and Arin are on each hand skipping. I will not negotiate (LOL). -Nurrd.

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Kyah Fyah · May 14, 2024

I second this. When Dan and Arin look back to see only one set of footprints in the sand they ask.... "why did you leave us?" Ike replies: "these were the times when I carried you"

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Kyah Fyah · May 11, 2024

So... the teacher just randomly read their journals or are they part of the assignment? Seems like you wouldn't write about your penis and balls and butthole in a school journal unless you wanted it shared.

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Kyah Fyah · June 21, 2024

No need for thanks. I'm just doing a thesis on the Sonic Fandom thought process.

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Fumpy Dinkle · May 1, 2024

YESSSSS YESSSSSS GOD YESSSS I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR ARIN READ SONIC HIGHSCHOOL FOR YONKS. THIS !!! IS !!! MY !!! JAM !!!!

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Kiwi · May 1, 2024

So fun just seeing them chilling reading absolutely insane fanfiction to each other!!

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N8Nefarious · April 19, 2024

Been tiptoeing around joining the Patreon for over a year, but the fan fic stuff definitely pushed me over the edge. Keep 'em coming!!

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N8Nefarious · April 17, 2024

Wait, is the Cupid shuffle...S. e. X??

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Kyah Fyah · May 30, 2024

Lmao it is a dance. Like the Casper Slide. Very popular at Cape Verdean family gatherings

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Kayla Dennings · April 12, 2024

wAS GUD

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Kat · April 7, 2024

I wasn’t sure I needed to be on Patreon but now I’m sure I’m in the right place. Best $10 I’ve ever spent

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Hunter hall · April 1, 2024

I didn't think they be too old to not know the cupid shuffle but ig it did come out when I was in middle school

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Thomas Garcia · March 31, 2024

I really appreciate that they had to specify that Mrs. Lesson was not hot

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Voltakackackack · March 31, 2024

God I need to write fan fanfic...does Arin Hanson is Handjobbing Danny's Johnson?

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Voltakackackack · March 31, 2024

This was worth every five dollars I paid for this shit.

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snazzy · March 30, 2024

this is maybe my favorite game grumps series ive seen in my entire life

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WaveJam · March 29, 2024

Dan being on opium makes this so much funnier. His chill face makes it all more silly.

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Turner Strait · March 27, 2024

I LOVE YOU, IKE!!!

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Cad Corpse · February 25, 2024

The sonic one is way funnier when you increase the playback speed lol

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ThiccJesusGaming · February 19, 2024

Why does Obama sound like Elvis at 4:15?

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Adam Butschli · February 6, 2024

Can they please have Ben Schwarz on to read some more Sonic fanfic

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Cade011 · February 5, 2024

One might say Sonic was too slow to stop Ms. Lesson.

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Lisuru · January 27, 2024

🥴 hoo boy this gonna be more juicy then my manhwas

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Emi Charms · January 26, 2024

Amazing

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dev!! · January 24, 2024

the most shocking part of this video is dan and arin not knowing what the cupid shuffle is

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chloe · January 22, 2024

i love these

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Elliott · January 20, 2024

That second one sounds so AI generated, in like a bad way lol

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Christian Grimmett · January 19, 2024

I'm begging you to do more chapters of Sonic High School

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Page · January 16, 2024

I love the dedication of reading from a notebook hidden in the Hyrule Historia

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Shrimpy · January 13, 2024

I subbed so quickly when I learned about this.

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Stephnoob · January 13, 2024

but also i want to know where to get the Spoofy shirt

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Anonymous201K · January 12, 2024

It was very worth it.

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nick · January 12, 2024

I will never unsubscribe if these happen for all time.

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Caroline Flansburg · January 11, 2024

This is genius. Also, the fomo from this specific series is why I joined

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David Webster · January 11, 2024

I adore this. Please make an infinite number of episodes.

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eggy_vvka · January 11, 2024

knuckles asking about sonics penis and balls sent me

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L · January 10, 2024

This was amazing

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Steel Plasma · December 22, 2023

They only read part of 'Sonic HighSchool'. Check out "Internet Historian" and his storymode animation of the entire fanfic

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Christian Grimmett · January 19, 2024

Even he didn't do the entire thing.

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Chalkgirl · December 22, 2023

Joined Patreon for this.... As the fan fics say, "Was not disappoint."

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Nick53321 · December 22, 2023

I resubbed to the patreon just for the fanfic. There, now you don't have to read your analytics.

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Melopahn · December 22, 2023

Heck yes.

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Instakill · December 21, 2023

I 100% got patreon just for this. Thank you grumps 😂

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Jesun · December 21, 2023

I recently subscribed to the Patreon, and I didn’t know about this Patreon exclusive series until today. I want to say THANK YOU to Ike for convincing Arin and Danny to read unhinged fan fiction for us patrons! I am very much looking forward to future episodes of Bizarro World Reading Rainbow.

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Alex Corbeil · December 21, 2023

Honestly shocked you cut the Sonic story right before the shit scene

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Anthony Saiz · December 11, 2023

I sent a fan fic featuring Sonic I hope they use it

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SoftJay · December 8, 2023

excellent content sirs

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Zebizenette · December 7, 2023

This is incredible. I am hoping my fan fiction about the boys is read by the bro boys

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Tanner Vinyard · December 6, 2023

Is that the Hyrule Historia??? Lmao

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Mary McCormack · December 6, 2023

i cant get this to play, :(

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Graku · December 5, 2023

Love the episode! could you guys crank the volume up a bit higher? I can turn it down but not up and it's so quiet i can barely hear about sonic's balls and dick and butthole and perineum problem

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Kado Harp · December 5, 2023

I was under the impression that they’d be reading fan fics about game grumps. This was a pleasant surprise though

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Nade · December 5, 2023

I think my favorite part is the second story, where the teacher is reading the journal. It is hilarious that this teacher at no point thought to just stop and read another page - guess they don't pay her enough for that lmao

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Darci Keller · December 5, 2023

Love this! Keep it up!

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Crescent Minor · December 5, 2023

Okay, If everyone else wants them to keep reading these stories designed to be funny, I get it. I'm curious what a more naïve, genuine fanfiction that's bad by accident would sound like.

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MM · December 6, 2023

Like some lil sonic type of fic?

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Ashley Stringer · December 4, 2023

Love this and I'm wanting more!😏

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Sadib Khan · December 4, 2023

I almost forgot to watch this.

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Caffeineleen · December 4, 2023

Can we get a 10MPH where they have to learn/do iconic song dances (like the Cupid shuffle)?

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Mother Duckin · December 4, 2023

I'm sad that this isn't longer

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shamelessawong · December 4, 2023

This is the best $5 I've ever spent in my life

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Anthony Saiz · December 4, 2023

Worth every dollar to see this kind of content from my favorite boys

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TheMangolorian06 · December 2, 2023

i refuse to believe neither of them have heard of the cupid shuffle

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Frog · December 1, 2023

desperately trying to track down my first ever fanfic for this series omg

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Octo · December 1, 2023

Can you play a Mario party where Arin is on a team with a CPU vs Dan on a team with CPU for a true VS. match? or play Cyberball again but remember to repair your super fast quarterbacks after they blow up

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Stephanie Demers · November 30, 2023

I proudly submitted my fanfic. I now only pray that it is chosen by thy Game Gods lol

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Nate Cox · November 30, 2023

This is so dang funny!

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Lauren Dautrich · November 30, 2023

OMG, when you said my name I flipped out-- did not expect mine to be one of the first chosen! That was a blast, thank you! I recently read aloud Sonic High School at a panel I was running at an anime convention and knew Arin had to see this masterpiece. P.S. I am holding you to your promise at the end about kissing

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Nate Cox · November 30, 2023

Yay!

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Rolexsige · November 30, 2023

BRILLIANT 👏

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Kaylee/Kai 🧡 · November 30, 2023

This was fun to watch!! I love it!!

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Kylieee · November 29, 2023

ao3 is about to be flooded with sonic erotica

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Anas Barakaat · November 29, 2023

This is amazing content to fall asleep to

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bananajamboree · November 29, 2023

I resubbed just for this, amazing work and can't wait to hear more

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CSDX · November 29, 2023

I was not too fond of the episodes of Sonic games where they read fanfiction as I felt it distracted from any jokes they could've made about the games kinda, but I'm glad that fanfiction reading has found a new lease on life through Patreon.

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Reagan Moore · November 28, 2023

This was hysterical lmao, can’t wait for more

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Ben Salvidrim · November 28, 2023

Ah yes, the "Sonic fanfic" chapter of Nintendo's Hyrule Historia

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Kate Bresnahan · November 28, 2023

I like this so thankfully I don’t have to Ike it

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Rudy GK · November 28, 2023

this is the best fucking thing I’ve ever seen oh my god

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VenomBoss · November 28, 2023

As soon as I heard "Obama and Shrek" I already busted laughing.

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Hylian Drumsticks · November 28, 2023

Fan fiction out of the Hyrule Historia 😂

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☆Phantasticgrump☆ · November 28, 2023

The end was so relatable , bless you Dan(almost ). Hilarious fanfics and can't wait for more

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Soupyytwist · November 28, 2023

There's nothing better to get into the holiday mood like fanfiction read aloud by the fire. Thank you Grumps

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Eric Baker · November 28, 2023

How Dan was able to look so unamused throughout Sonic High School is beyond me

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Troy Dackery · November 28, 2023

Oh my god, it finally happened! 😭 I remember recommending Sonic High School to you guys when y’all went on tour years ago! At that time, I thought I’d hear you guys read it during a Sonic playthrough, but it being on the exclusive 1st episode of FFST is an early Christmas gift. 🥹 Shout out to Lauren for submitting it to you guys!

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Sterfri 123 · November 28, 2023

Wow that was beautiful. I will never get tired of my boys reading sonic fan fiction. Lil knuckles/sonic enjoyer

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Emily Reasoner · November 28, 2023

This is perfect in every way and I can't wait for more!

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JumpTrash · November 28, 2023

i would like one billion episodes now please

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Olivia Fletcher · November 28, 2023

i absolutely love this. did anyone else notice arin's audio peaking tho?

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Layla Lovely · November 28, 2023

Excellente

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Mike Z · November 28, 2023

Holy shit more of this please

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sammywhatammy · November 28, 2023

the world just got a bit brighter today

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Alex Speakman · November 28, 2023

In the wise words of Arin: MOAR! MOAR!!

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Jordan Williams · November 28, 2023

This is the best thing that's ever been released on this Patreon. I can't wait for more.

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Sheeshore · November 28, 2023

My pussy aches for more Pokemon! I mean, uh, fan fic!

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Jules Blair · November 28, 2023

The editing was so fucking funny. Love this first ep and can't wait for more!

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Jay P Dott · November 28, 2023

ilu ike

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Sara Dara · November 28, 2023

This was the perfect way to end my Monday, thank you!!

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mars · November 28, 2023

obsessed

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mars · November 28, 2023

i love this oh my god 😭😭💥💥💥

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Stephanie Paich · November 27, 2023

This could easily become an amazing series.

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CannedEli151 · November 27, 2023

i laughed so hard i got a nosebleed. thanks grumps!! <3

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Tyler George · November 27, 2023

This is AMAZING! Pleeeease more of this! Thank you Ike!

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Angelica Bate · November 27, 2023

This is why I’m a patron.

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Hope McDevitt · November 27, 2023

I'm not gonna lie, I nearly died laughing 10/10 start to this series!

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Cael AJ · November 27, 2023

In love with this new series

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Victor Blas · November 27, 2023

This is so cozy, perfect for the winter!

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Naoo · November 27, 2023

This is way too good H O L Y I love it!!

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Dronsie · November 27, 2023

new 10 mph grumps learn how to cupid shuffle

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The Bestiary · November 27, 2023

Oh my god, this is amazing.

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Adrianna Shaw · November 27, 2023

This was hilarious 😂 love it.

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Kitten Arcader · November 27, 2023

This makes me not so grump :)

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Jose Nate · November 27, 2023

This is the fking best, thank you Ike!!!

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Tessa E. Solensky · November 27, 2023

When do we get Shrek's revenge?

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Bonus Commentary · November 27, 2023

why is Ike also Tom Kenny?

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Wes Papes · November 27, 2023

Damn, Lauren and I had the same fan fic

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Maddie · November 27, 2023

i wonder how much it cost to get all that stock footage

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Sean Cavanagh · November 27, 2023

I love they're using a legend of Zelda book to rest the paper on 😂

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Wes Papes · November 27, 2023

This is golden material

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Emerald Ivory · November 27, 2023

God idk if I could watch this without cringing into oblivion. I hope they never do fanfic of themselves lol

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Grace🖤 · November 27, 2023

GG Ike for an amazing show idea😂 Im literally so excited about this

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Skullghost3 · November 27, 2023

Wow wasn’t expecting this so soon! Looking forward to it lol