Fan Fiction Story Time October 2026 #1 - Light and Dark ch. 32 - 34

Before the story, I was thinking the "film i saw" was sure to refer to Inception (or Paprika, iykyk) Then I listened to this entire episode and retained 0 of it. Now as I'm watching again I realized I was right, but it was so nonsensical I forgot what I predicted

I’m still completely stuck on protato Light sitting in class

Delicately: Is that iambic pentameter? Bluntly: I don't know. (continues without missing a beat) I love you guys lmao

" 🎶[Dark] was not invited, because he was a guy🎶"

Loving the affirmation of trans lesbians in this, truly an important cultural corner-store

not the machine bakooka...

The whole sex-powered time travel bit sounds like a legit NSP song premise.

Time to sit back and binge all of these

It's like getting pelted with information that just WONT GO INTO MY BRAIN

I legitimately need someone to draw me a web of characters in this story

man this sexing was so hot, it made me fart.

I get paid from my job bi-weekly. I get two pay days every other Friday. One is a paycheck, and the other is a fanfiction reading lol.

This is by far, my favorite fanfic

I'm just 3 minutes into the video and I have absolutely no idea of whatever the fuck is happening Edit: Also, this is something that started in the beginning of this particular fanfic, but I still really cannot for the life of me tell if I'm actually enjoying hearing this story or not. It's like torture at some points but hilarious at others and they like blend together

Another volley successfully endured. Lord have mercy these chapters are taxing

I still have no idea what is going on and just enjoying the ride. I have no idea how dan has any sort of inkling of what’s happening.

That was excellent. Yeah, I'm following along. It's hard but, I'm getting it.

"This is like the movie I saw" *Proceeds to Naked Gun/Hot Shots up a mishmash of exaggerated homages/references to Nightmare on Elm Street, The Matrix sequels, and Prince of Darkness (it may be a time/dream machine but Khoas using technological advances to reach out and possess people is very much like that movie even if the cliffhanger is so Matrix Reloaded you could literally play the orchestral sting over it) so we can't tell which one* I have never seen someone put so much effort into being so creatively dumb that it's unironic genius

I love 'time machines are gross' lol. Why?? Also this would be the most expensive live action movie to make of all time, with like so many costumes, scene changes, weapons, time travel, monsters, an entire sequence where a satellite blows up and destroys Seattle.... I think we need an animated version

God. I'm so ready.

Out of PROTATOES!!

Byonkles mentioned

So I googled it. MW3 does actually have laser weapons. Author is a prophet

I spit water on my keyboard when Dan read "Machine Bakooka" Edit: I hooked up a backup keyboard and spit water a second time on my second keyboard when Dan Read "Byoncles"

Even with these fanfics, I was always sort of able to follow the...uhm...lets call it plot. But with this, I have no idea whats going on in the slightest. And yet, here I am, coming back for more again and again...

LMFAO my sides hurt

Genuinely this is a masterpiece beyond words.

Cant believe this dropped while im catching up on Light and Dark at work....

This stream of conscious is so funny.

Steven, hold my calls. I have important business to attend to