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September 11, 2026

Fan Fiction Story Time September 2026 #1 - Light and Dark, Chapters 29 - 31

Sorry. We really did make a mistake and skipped part of this wonderful piece of fiction. But we hope you'll enjoy this story anyways.

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Comments (51)

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CooterLooter · October 5, 2026

Good god. Even if you disregard the missing portions of this story it’s still impossible to follow. Can you even call it a story? It’s more like a sting of consciousness trying to piece together a years worth of fever dreams

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JodyBulldozer · October 3, 2026

Nasbus came so out of left field I almost threw up from laughter

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Gabriel Lopez · October 1, 2026

Im 100% lost

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kertu · September 23, 2026

“hello :)” he roared

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Briana Cunningham · September 19, 2026

Yay I feel represented lol 🇨🇦

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Crescent Minor · September 18, 2026

Okay … I hate how much the story bores me by not being quite followable enough and nothing mattering, Patreon’s phone auto play brings the only Yagami listening experiences I ever have. BUT. 9:05 It’s very funny that Dan is starting to feel a little weirded out and amused about how even normal words are spelled. Treating this text like it’s legible messes with a person’s relationship with English. It is usually the boys’ reactions that I eventually get something out of, even without liking what they’re doing.

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wildestcherri · September 17, 2026

no worries, producer. we have each other. that’s all we can hope for in this pit of hell.

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Franklin · September 17, 2026

For reference, this chapter implies that anytime anyone in the world says the word “chaos” in any context, K’s entire house locks down and goes on red alert

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Joni · September 17, 2026

c-r-i-m-e. "Wait, that's how you spell crime". Really got me....

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KitTheBit · September 16, 2026

Expected better of Danathan and Arnold

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beetledrink · September 16, 2026

I feel like skipping chapters actually improved this somehow lmao

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Clay · September 15, 2026

This fanfic has become such a random mashing of words that I would have no idea they skipped chapters. It's weird dissociating to Dan's voice and getting so relaxed, then realizing the words are a constant whiplash of death and sexing.

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A. F. · September 15, 2026

Oof, probably first time I'm gonna pass on one of these... I'm really burnt out with this Yagami nonsense.

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ThumperDaeTime · September 14, 2026

Hey, its my birthday month; so i just wanted to request that the if your the kind of person who enjoys Fanfictions, Commenting, and Niche GG content, then maybe you would enjoy going to check out the *8 TOTAL * fan fictions in the "Ghost Hunters Adventure Club" tag on Ao3. maybe? please! it would be very kind to those writers, and would make me very happy form my birthday, if we all got some new attention. (and might even be fun for you too.) okay, back to normal comments, sorry for being cringe. 💜

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Nikki-John-Wicky · September 14, 2026

I was so scared that the message at the beginning was saying the fanfiction story time was over!!! 😭

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Doktor Vem · September 14, 2026

My opinion of this story feels very close to the way Dan once described Arins experience of watching that show Real Rob with Rob Schneider, like I'm not at all enjoying this and I just cannot stop not enjoying it but I also cannot stop watching

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Doktor Vem · September 14, 2026

Also good god, I just realised the episode that conversation was from is 10 years old now, where in the fuck is all the time going

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Perrava · September 14, 2026

"Watari forgot what he was doing." Me too dude, me too.

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Walker · September 14, 2026

I'm sorry, but I lost my mind at "evil colors like brown and evil yellow"

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No_Claws · September 14, 2026

The cars crashing because the lights were monochrome like in a nior flim, cause Light's Mom acting like a detective was genius. That's some Nake Gun writing right there.

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Taire · September 13, 2026

dan confidently confusing bad romance and poker face twice in a row did make me laugh out loud..... the second one was also still poker face, dan....

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Benji · September 13, 2026

EVIL YELLOW!

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Nathaniel Varvell · September 13, 2026

Cut Literature

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sponge · September 13, 2026

Skipping the chapters by accident is now officially part of the lore

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hosui · September 13, 2026

Pretty sure dan corrected poker face to a different part of poker face, which is so in line with the khaos that is this story.

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Charlotte Parker · September 12, 2026

Dan's British accent was sounding a bit Australian to me

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Mark Blythe · September 12, 2026

poor chapters imho

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Hunter Huang · September 12, 2026

29:41 Powerscaling versions of Death Notes by having one be digital with keyboard shortcuts is both fucking hilarious and uncannily genius

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Red1derer · September 12, 2026

I hope they realize. This whole fic is written in the rhythm of a 'fairly odd parents' episode. Once you realize it, it all makes sense

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Ria Katy · September 12, 2026

Dan is sat kinda similar to L

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Rai · September 12, 2026

We’re back

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Randi Barnes · September 11, 2026

It’s okay if you “accidentally” skip a few more chapters or one of those many epilogues. 😉 Also I’m always happy when the author lets me know when there’s a twist. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Isaac Lewis · September 11, 2026

Great...NOW I'll never be able to understand what's going on anymore. Only now.

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Elizabeth Biberman · September 11, 2026

If a boob had a boob, that would mean someone would have two chests. So they've stayed pretty consistent.

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Sarahmonster · September 11, 2026

I absolutely never would have guessed there were missing chapters. This is insanity and I'm here for it. What if boob.............................

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It's Hip To Wear Soap · September 11, 2026

They literally went Hot Wheels World Race inside the Matrix it's so ultra 2000s you can visually recreate Sobe on the Quiznos soda machine in your mind just by reading it.

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Jilly · September 11, 2026

What does the verb 'glomped' mean lol

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Elizabeth Biberman · September 11, 2026

It's like a violent hug attack, especially by a smaller person on a larger one. You yelled "glomp" while you did so.

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enderman · September 11, 2026

incredible

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Vmoose · September 11, 2026

Anyone know the name of the sad violin piece at the beginning?

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Crescent Minor · September 11, 2026

Ugh. Fuck. Okay, I’m done being good natured about it, these are the most disappointing updates I get. “Oh, it’s fucking Yagami again …” 🙄

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Mallow · September 11, 2026

I feel that opening message. Thanks boo.

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Třezalka Pelíšková · September 11, 2026

Honestly, without the disclamer at the beginning I probably wouldn't notice that some chapters were skipped. I've never done drugs, but this story feels pretty close to it.

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Kris Gjovik · September 19, 2026

I have, lots, and I can confirm having listened to this story, you've pretty much done drugs too.

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Rennon the Shaved · September 11, 2026

It doesn't matter if you accidentally skip chapters in this story, absolutely nothing makes any sense regardless.

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#1 Buckethead fan · September 11, 2026

Don't worry, mistakes happen, that being said I'm keeping score now.

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Kanavus · September 11, 2026

The way this author talks about "creepy chick" feels like when your uncle tries to be supportive of your trans identity but doesn't quite get it, he's like almost an ally

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Marissa Mason · September 11, 2026

Honestly missing a few chapters of this story actually makes this way more funny. Nothing really made sense before and now it really doesn't make sense and its hilarious.

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Kanavus · September 11, 2026

Let's be real there is absolutely no chance those chapters had important events in them

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Kanavus · September 11, 2026

I'm not gonna lie guys, I drop literally everything for this notification now this is like my favorite show; let's see if the author will change that!

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Lorelei (Plural System) · September 11, 2026

OH THANK GOD needed a pick-me-up. Bless your hearts, skipped chapters or otherwise.