Fan Fiction Story Time: May #2 - My Inner Life ch. 5 and 6

I paused at 23:26 to take a shower. After unpausing, I feel like I need to take another shower

Its not even slow burn anymore, this is a fuse leading up to a detonation

I don't know how Arin does it. I don't think I could read this out loud. Especially with Dee in the room. 🤭

Dan looking traumatized, Arin losing his mind, Toasty’s iconic laugh and Dee looking violated is a beautiful sight

Music on this episode is peak

Dude, is Jenna just touring throughout Hyrule like...showing ownership over Link to ALL the girls in OoT?? Like showing dominance? 🤣 When Link nuts, I just imagine him screaming as if he's falling off a cliff... Majora's MEMBER also got me. You can also use: Skyward Shaft Fire/Ice/Sand Rod Boomerwang

"motherfucker was like 'bro just give me a minute'" KILLLLED ME

As a fic writer…I really need to quit beating myself up for accidentally repeating a turn of phrase twice in the same chapter lmao

I felt like a women

This must be some kind of torture

i request that even when Ike returns Dee stays on camera because they are both a joy

Apparently Link has The Triforce of Endurance.

Jenna, you sonovabitch, got you pushing to many pencils huh?!

I'm not sure I get why "I swallowed" floored them—I suppose it was unexpected, or particularly graphic? Idk. It's certainly not an uncommon concept in smut to be so outrageously funny. Definitely laughed at "Jenna!" though.

It's so nice having "D" (Is her name Ditto—is that right?) there; sometimes this "show" feels too much like a "sausage fest"... so it's nice to have a woman in the room to experience this insanity along with them.

Link's "cries of pleasure": Hyah! Haa! Hup! Haaaaat!

While you’re wasting time with mewing and CrossFit, I’m sculpting my jaw and crafting a six pack while listening to this in public and holding in my laughter

I can almost guarantee you the girl who wrote this was Mormon

A total chad move by Jenna would be in "the separation" chapter, the reason for it is because Link goes missing and was kidnapped by Ganon and Jenna has to train herself and go on adventures to go rescue him.

The way he said Jenna during the... tub scene, really reminded me of "Melon"!

JENNA!!!

While listening to this, I like to occasionally go “HYAH” or “EUGH” to remind myself who we’re talking about

I just love how the first chapter of this fic, litteraly gave dan ptsd and he's now like an abused partner about to get another back hand slap 😹

Ya know, they’ve read way raunchier and graphic stuff on here, but just something about the way it’s written and the terminology used makes it feel way dirtier. It’s like how putting underwear on Sonic somehow makes him look more naked.

Jenna’s probably having flashbacks now that that remake of Ocarina of Time is coming out

"Bro, just give me a minute!" would be a fantastic thing for the only line for Link to have in the entire story.

JENNA

HIS TEETH 😟😟

This story is a plot desert interspersed with oases of sex

"NUTSEK."

Man who hates cutscenes reads the most cutscene-esc fanfic ever

Toasty’s giggly ‘oh fuck’ killed me 🤣

How possible would it be to make supercuts of fanfictions once you fully read them? Like one long video of all the chapters so people dont have to jump around to find some of them (IE we can avoid the ET one when wanting to listen to My Immortal LMAO)

This goes from boring as hell to extremely uncomfortable in a single sentence.

I’m just so happy I get to hear more of this story 😭

i started sweating with the effort of not making faces at work bro 😭 this story is truly legendary

“I swallowed.” Dead. I’m dead. Bahahahaha this is gold!

God damn it.

This story is giving us some of the best Dan expressions ever 🤣

So wait, how tall is Jenna? She's human, and the Hylians are on average a shorter race, she also described them as 'child-like'. How is THAT not making it into the superfluous descriptions???

Money grabbing hoe

Arin kinda a hoe

I- am a man who is no stranger to a dirty smutty bit of fan fiction I have not ever had an experience where i actively feel embarrassed like I should turn away like a sex scene comes on tv with your parents in the room The swap from wholesome to strange descriptive filth made me feel like i wanted to hide under my bedsheets and take a cold shower Can we go back to when a chameleon was having lawn sex with a big tittied bat please 😭

For anyone looking for the author's note reading: February 2025 Part 2

I can’t help but imagine all of Link’s dialogue being replaced by the noises he makes in the games. “Do you, Link, take Jenna to be your wife?” “HUT! EHYH! EYEAGH!”

Oh my God this suckssss how long is this cheesy ass boring weddinggggggg...

I don't care who you are, this is HOT

After the detailed sex last time, listening to this feels deeply akin to watching a horror movie: once you've seen the first brutal murder take place, no matter what normalcy is happening onscreen, all you hear is the clock ticking toward when the next murder takes place

YO, Starlight Brigade adventure if Neon Odyssey hits 15mil on kickstarter.

I love the way this author describes in great detail things that aren't necessarily needed for a vivid scene yet skips over the things that are needed. Fascinating.

This is the biggest rollercoaster of emotions lol. Constantly switching between wholesome romance and smut

I forgot they were in a bathtub during 😆

Jesus they describe clothing just like the author of my immortal Also Dan saying, in complete earnest, and just entirely over it "He's a skinny little elf!" KILLED me.

Dan "I feel two ways about this." Ok, one is obviously Like a Women, but what is the other one?!

Jenna!

As he nibbled on my nipples

"I SWALLOWED" I can't 😂😂😂😂😂

This is my new "My Immortal", I'm obsessed 😂

She didn’t call his member the master sword?!?! A missed opportunity!

Boy this shit is gold. Can we start a petition for 3 FFST a month? It's just too good.

I’ve been waiting for this one!!!

How untoward is this gonna get? EDIT: Very. Very untoward.

After rewatching the My Immortal and Sonic High School vids, it’s strange hearing the range of people describing sex. This is trying to be romantic, My Immortal sounds uncomfortable talking about it (“he put his thingy in my you-know-what”) and then Sonic High School is talking about grabbing an ass so hard it leaves a “WOW” imprint. I guess we all discover ourselves differently, and some decide to put those thoughts on the internet for everyone to read.

Does anyone else remember the Princess Bride book, where the author keeps mentioning how the original version was too long and detailed about things like Buttercup's luggage? This fic is giving me the same vibes

STORIES NEED CONFLICT

thank you for this birthday gift. I hope my neighbors don't call the paramedics listening to me

romantasy before it was cool

Okay, this may be the most physically and mentally exhausting one yet.

Arin: “I swallowed” Everyone else on set: dies in laughter

Anyone that doesn’t understand why editors are important for books should just read this fanfic

This reminds me of my wedding. But like... how funny it was that my wife was so nervous that she accidentally said "I be wed" and I never let her live it down

Link "The Twink" Everhard

The year tracks. That was my senior year in high school. 😂 I was writing smut very similar just a couple years earlier. A *lot* of Naruto and Hetalia.

I got out of my therapy session two hours ago. Time to totally destroy all of that hard work. (I’m sorry, Desiree.)

This author unquestionably masturbated to their own work at least once. No way they didn't

I love how coy she's trying to be with the smut and then just... "nutsack"

are the grumps selling the blanket dan is using anywhere? i've never seen it before

Nutsack 😌👌

This is why I pay you fellas the big bucks

To be fair, the best relationships (that I'll have one day!) are a mix or sweet and wholesome and the sexy so the tone shifts make sense

Lots of things lining other things, mostly islands lining islands

I didn't expect Dan to reference Drew Gooden with the "road work ahead" XD

It's very important to note that this fic was NOT posted in 2013. "This was written sometime in the late 90s/early 2000s." And was simply reposted in 2013 to prevent this from being lost to time

Swollen organ might be the least sexy way I’ve heard a dick described 😂😂😂

I wonder how Jenna would feel about people that feel um… similarly about link.

Does anyone know which episode was the author's note? I also want to revisit it to see how this started.

I've written a lot of smut fanfic in my life, and it still feels awkward trying to find the right words to describe genitals (ones that scan as sexy within the text and aren't too clinical OR goofy). and I can guarantee you I've never once said "member," "flower," or fucking "lower organ" 💀

JENNUH!

It is an auspicious day

I wouldn't be surprised if this is not just a self insert surrounding the legend of zelda franchise, but also possibly twilight breaking dawn. Bella is basically a self insert character and Zelda is often (perhaps unfairly) also cast as a self insert character, so this kind of reads to me as a person who dreams very vividly and the stories kind of combined. That being said, 10/10, no further notes 😅

YES MY SHITTY WEEK IS SAVED! TAKE IT AWAY JENNA!

I like that Jenna's wedding dress is described in great detail, and then Link is just in "prince clothes."

Hell yeah gamer

Let’s begin