FFST April #2 - My Inner Life ch. 4 (but really the beginning)
We read the (very long) Author's Note and prologue for this fan fiction last year. It's great!
Also we know it's not April anymore, sorry. But enjoy this episode anyway!
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I listen to this shit at WORK I look INSANE with the faces I cant help but make 😭
My favorite part of all of this is the fact that link FAMOUSLY does not speak
Why was she considering making this man her husband after meeting him for five minutes and barely having a conversation 💀
This is one of the worst things I've ever listened to, oh my god 😭 For someone who claims to be so in love with Link, she really mischaracterizes him and at the time when this was written, he was a minor in every game so I'm not sure why an adult woman fell in love with him Definitely still gonna listen because the Grumps make it funny at least but I cannot believe someone who actually exists in real life could write this
"he booted the horse in the leg"???? He got off the horse to kick it in the shin and then got back on 😂🤣😂🤣
Listen, this is absolutely something I would have written as a young teen. I genuinely enjoy hearing it. Its so sweet and peaceful. Oh, now I'm hearing the sex scene 😂 Still love it ha
Ok, I just started this and will proceed until I get to the most recent upload... There are two types of people: One, gets all flustered when smut is read to them. Two, laughs their asses off from it.🤣 Which are you? Link placed my hand in his and asked me: "HAAA, HYAHH, EHHH!!!" oh my goddesses~😩
These subtitles have a bunch of errors. There’s a lot, I could try to list them all, but for now the worst one is 10:36, we lapse into the verb *Reading*. They almost look as bad as autogenerated. Pencil in a subtitle proofread on this one ☝️
Ma’am, if there’s shit going on where link is like, 7 years too young for her, and she just became an adult… the evil has NOT been defeated 💀 I can understand why a person would write this down… but I don’t entirely understand the impulse to publish it. AS OPPOSED TO THE NIPPLES OF OTHER THINGS😭 Unfortunately yes how eugenicsy the language gets is a very big part of this era of fanfiction. I mean like it never stopped but this is sorta like, here, too, in this point in the chronology of this art form, the children were taught to think about blonde hair and blue eyes and strong beautiful genes and wanting sons more than daughters.
She’s doth protesting she’s never been here SO MUCH. Jenna has never been to hyrule in her life talking like this. This is amazing. Like you have NEVER been here before ur like this is my best friend. Cat… poster…
Why are we acting like arin didn't write this story to express his desires
33:42 foreshadowing? 😂
This might be the most pure of love written story holy shit, this was lovely
On the day I post this, this story turned my day around. Toxic family problems. Goddesses bless this story and the grumpy mans.
HYAAAAAAHHH! I feel like a women
I fucking died every time Arin said mound and the clip of the mountain top showed up
Relating hard with Dan drifting off with his eyes closed just to try to follow along.
These guys... have never read smut before huh
Oh, this is the Adult timeline. Good to know!
More Birdie please.
Forget My Inner Life, I want a full video of Birdie and the other staff dogs playing together
"Our hoises"🤣🤣🤣
Some of these - Harry Potter comes to mind - it feels like the author knows they're writing something terrible; this feels so earnest I feel kinda bad for the writer
how did the writing get so much more improved on the erotic part??? it was practically stumbling in cadence up until then.
My cats names are Birdie Fish and Mouse
Hello Jenna, I am your friend Zelda and I am a princess. We are such good friends.
Love how everyone has high fantasy names and then there’s *Jenna*. Also every time Arin says “can’t wait to hear about [insert topic]” in such a dread-filled tone- I lose it.
It so weird listening to fanfiction without any music 🙃 Edit: hadn't gotten to the smut yet 🤣
Also as a reader of fanfiction from various fandoms, watching/listening to you guys read some that is not exactly fantastic is always hilarious. I've said it before but I just love fixing myself a drink and putting on these Fan Fiction Story Time episodes. Also I 100% understand Arin wanting more than just "and that's how we spent every night together." Dude I would have liked at least SOME hank panky too after all that... And I love when Dan knows he's the one the camera is focusing on during the moments that are actually kind of sweet...Like dude don't look at ME right now, I'm kind of legitimately enjoying this RIGHT NOW AND YOU'RE RUINING IT. "IT'S GETTING UNTOWARD" is such a "yes I kind of like this currently and would enjoy this if I were by myself but uhhhh I'm also doing a show RIGHT NOW so COMEDY" line... XD
I fucking love the fact that the book Arin is holding is a Zelda book. Clearly this is all extremely canon XD
Please please rerelease this but edit everytime link talks, just put his grunts from the game over it
King Zelda
Dan’s disappointed "Yo..." after the back-to-back "lips of my mound" and "inside of my flower" had me dying omg 😭
I get why people read smut now.
“The nipples on my breasts” kills me because where else might they be??? Nipples on my breasts??? Uh, yea?? I sure hope it does??
On male dogs they're near their penis for some reason
Do yall think he makes the “HYA” “HEH” “HYAAAHHHH” sounds in the sack?
I remember that authors note very well and I genuinely think that this author is bordering on being in psychosis. They’re not there yet, but by god are they uncomfortably close.
Get the boys a magnifying glass or somethin for font that small XD
I need more of this ridiculous nonsense
I’ve only watched the first 12 minutes and I’m more uncomfortable than with the piss kink fics
My office, Peter
dan making link's "hah!hyah!" makes this fic for me
omg pls show Arin some mercy and up the text size, it's hard enough to read as-is 😭
Oh my god this feels like the longest one
When I was in high scho- Hyrule!
i just joined the Patreon a couple weeks ago. Saw the author's note to this story and wanted more so bad. And now this was posted. What amazing timing lol
They almost killed Dee 😂
The gasps of horror from Daniel Sexbang over normal, built-up-to sex are insane. This is awesome.
that was... a lot... of mounds
I hate how she made Link into this... Generic-ass hot gentleman trope.
Pretty boring, where’s the smut? That was just a nice Saturday evening with your imaginary boyfriend.
Anyone feel like eating a Mounds bar after this?
I bet Jenna does
Lovely
The self insert is SO strong 🤣
I don't know what's funnier-the very painfully slow progression or the fact that I legitimately thought the Author's Note and prologue were the only things that existed of this fic
Yeah, it bothered me a bit that they didn't correct Toasti back in the first episode. Maybe it would've undercut his laughter and they didn't want to kill the mood, I can get that, but it wasn't true that the passionate cries to be left alone by trolls were attached to a one-page fic. THIS is what attracted the trolls.
Hearing "mound" be used in this context is, uh, a new experience for sure.
Would that it would be an un-had experience for us all.
oh I have BEEN waiting for more of this one
Honestly we didn't get enough details we need more pointless details that do not affect the story at all
There's just something about having smut read out loud to you... like my ao3 bookmarks would suggest I could handle this, but hearing it in the voice of Arin Hanson of all people certainly hits different. I'm beet red and taking a break for my own safety.
We out here getting some strange new feelings from this one
Let's fucking gooo
You guys HAVE to keep reading this
Do ... they ...? I enjoyed it just fine, but do you really think we'll see something new, in the fic or from the room's reaction?
I'm only three minutes in but already have my head in my hands sweating with anticipation, when and how far will this escalate !?
Honestly... This show already only airs twice a month in spite of being low effort. Then they miss the second April release and don't even feel the need to add like a sentence of explanation. "Yeah we know oops." Don't find that very respectful.
We will have two more episodes airing in May!
WOW what a whole new spin on "plow my mound" from their playthrough of the SAME GAME Also it goes without saying PLEASE finish this story! Thank you!
At 28:11 is a *chef's kiss* editing joke, and a great release of frustration for me every time I read that awful word choice in fanfiction or PRINT publication. Retire. That. Word. We have others.
At 20:40, the author imagines they would get too drunk and their boyfriend would put them to bed worried for them, over and over, every night, until the night they finally have sex. Skipping all the story also means that any details they didn't think about in this flow of constant pleasant, and then saying, "We did that every night!", paints a picture they didn't intend where Link has been worried about their drinking constantly from day one. I'm so bored. I'm looking for something.
What a troubling concept. Almost as worrying as writing Zelda smut fanfiction.
I need that blanket! 🫨
We need more! 🤣
Guys idk what happened in the wagon? Where did Jenna get ready?
STOP SAYING M O U N D
This, but all of Link’s dialogue is “HAH! YAH! HYAH! HNNNRGH!”
"would if I could, bitch"
Dear God, someone get the author a thesaurus.
The second Link spoke everything in me was just like “nah. Out of character” lmao
Sees title: WOOOOO YEAH BABY!
I will say that I appreciate the fact that (so far at least) there isn't a love triangle between Zelda, Jenna and Link. If anything, the relationship between the two female leads is stronger. No love triangles is a rarity in fanfiction.
Funniest moment " Remember this is a character who says "Hyaaa!" and "HEH!"
34:55 duh nuh nuh NUUUUUHHH!
Can't believe the gasps at the straight up vanilla sex that happens here after some of the other shit we've read. This was taaaame
Its the vibe and the wording and the juxtaposition of very innocent, albeit VERY cringey romance to using straight up Game of thrones (the books) language in a very, again cringey, sex scene lol.
*Inhale through the nose... Exhale through the mouth...*
Absolutely do not stop reading this. I have never been more happy than to hear that this story has 21 chapters. That's amazing. Keep going.
Oh, man, there's an infamous erotic Jurassic Park fanfiction I want to submit, but I can't find it for the life of me. It looks like it's been scrubbed from the Internet...
Truly … if velociraptor love Tabasco has been taken down, we have lost a precious piece of history. Surely some readings survive? We may need to submit Ike a transcript if the original is truly gone. It’s violent as well as sexual, they might not go for it … but I hope they would read about how she wanted the meat … intact.
Oh please keep reading, please please, at least until the kinky monk ceremony. (the bonding)
ngl i love that jenna and zelda are friends. it'd be so easy for an author writing a self insert to make the canon love interest/implied love interest into an enemy or actually killed off, but jenna took the time to point out that zelda really does like jenna, jenna feels at home in the castle, etc. idk it's just cute.
The pure, pure innocence of someone who would explain to internet bullies that this story is very precious to them.
CTRL+F CLIT KILLS ME 💀💀💀
Hi g in gibjui
Lips of my mound..................
19:21 "After everyone finished eating all of the Kokiri"
What a nice bday surprise for me! Yay!
Happy birthday, mate ^^
Stop everything. New ear drug just dropped.
Can I pet dat doge?????
Think "its getting untoward" is now one of my favorite Dan quotes...
It's here! It's back again!
Oh my god, this better be actually 300+ pages and not a fucking blueball. (I know already it's going to be a blueball) 🔵🤣
Welp, I'd rather they not read too too much more of it, because yeah, this thing is actually over 300 pages, and I don't think the material is going to stay fresh. Sometimes, when I'm ashamed of how little art I've created, even bad art, I think about the fact that this fic has hundreds of pages.
Ohhh sheet gamy grumpu back with sexy zelder 😂🤟🏻