Fan Fiction Story Time March #2 - Light and Dark: The Adventures of Dark Yagami ch. 1 - 4
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“Small wrinkly fairy man”?????
Aww my cat Dee and I are watching together! She says hi to a fellow Dee <3
"Light switched on the news. There were lots of evil people on TV so he wrote their names down and killed them." I mean, truly this is the show summed up
So successor of L is in your house. Went through all the effort to eliminate or is trying to eliminate L and you just tell the guy 30 seconds in. This had to be fake.
This is my favorite trollfic of all time and what I credit 80% of my personality to (the other 20% is from the Lego Movie). I'm glad you also noticed the humor really is like the Zucker-Abrahams-Zucker spoofs Leslie Nielsen would show up in wherein all the plot's absurdities are played completely straight to form an internal logic to all the ongoing nonsense, and this story gets even crazier from here in the most beautifully stupid ways, like Fast & Furious 6.
"There are laws against Kira" I would sure hope there are laws against a serial killer killing
I'm crying omg I suggested this one months ago and then forgot I did LOL this is my favorite fanfiction of all time!!! Also, the author has a twitter called RealDarkYagami and they were active on it for a veeery long time and their tweets are as equally nonsensical as their fanfic is xD
RealDarkYagami never broke kayfabe for more than a decade and that's the most incredible part
Isn't Sayu Light's little sister. .? She's like 14? 😨
Feeldese Nutts
My first episode of story time on my first night of being a patreon and I can already say it is so worth the price of admission
I…I just wish I could find my crew that finds these as hilarious as I do.
Small Wrinkly Fairy Man was my nickname in high school
'I knew it was a British car cause the wheel was on the wrong said' ~said by a Japanese person where they also drive on the left side of the road
I mean if I were Arin, I wouldn't be able to keep all the show names straight in my head either. Also this was so funny that I don't even know how many times I had to pause it to laugh before I could move on and actually hear what anyone was saying
Could you imagine changing your last name specifically so your kid can be named Dee Snuttz?
Wait. How do you spell these name?
Beautiful and incredible and I also grab the cock and see it’s 7am every day
This is the only kind of fanfic I ever want in my entire life
I love the fact that Dan just believes everything Arin says all the time.
Arin’s “Jesus Christ” was the same reaction I had about this 🤣🤣
I was worried that I wouldn't be able to understand this story since I've never seen/read "Death Note." But honestly, I don't think it mattered. 😅
I envy your virgin Death Note eyes, because I can only fathom, without a single ounce of what any of these characters look like, how you imagine L to run and dive behind a pile of candy while getting shot at
Arin is looking like a whole snack lately
snack bois
LFG
Deathnoted
Sorry, I think there's something wrong with my account, it keeps repeating my first comment twice! What a great episode of Fan Fiction Story Time
Even better than the last !
Sorry, I think there's something wrong with my account, it keeps repeating my first comment twice! What a great episode of Fan Fiction Story Time!
Ooft, calling Wales a town in ENGLAND. Not a big brain move.
*Whales
I’m so ready
It’s beautiful how easily we all overlook the fact that the red death note apparently works without knowing the name…so what did he write to kill the weather guy
Maybe instead of writing the guy's name, he drew a picture of him.
“ “I have to use stealth instead” said L, and jumped into the broken window, screaming” is one of the funniest sentences ever written this author is a comedic genius
Pure. CINEMA!
Oh lord y'all work on the pronunciation 😭 Also the moms name is Sachiko I believe? Or something similar
coming from the pissolympics, this was a needed palette cleanser
My author assessment: Middle school boy, probably 7th or 8th grade, definitely around the year 2006 -07 (the anime was just starting, but he got ahead of it by reading the manga). He knows that sex involves the penis going into the vagina repetitively, but he doesn't know much beyond that, and he definitely doesn't know how a lesbian couple would make love besides what he's seen on deviantart and the few heavily censored 5 minute hentai vids his friends share. He's lucky his parents don't check his browsing history because he doesn't now about incognito mode yet.
I think this is 100% accurate, there's also probably a good chance he was reading the manga online through an unofficial translation that makes it impossible to follow the plot
“It’s early morning and Light and Dark were in bed together. Only because their parents were too poor to get separate rooms. Not because they were gay or anything.” “Light came all over the bed.” “Dark reached around and grabbed the cock from the table.”
💚💚💚💚💚💚
"Figure it out for yourself lol" Just leads me to ask why is he storing a cellphone in his ass????
One (1) short.
It is difficult to hear the wrong em-fah-sis on YaGa-Mee | Ya-gahmee sounds so weird.
I swear whenever it mentions Misa, all I can hear it as is Jar Jar Binks speaking in first person
HI BRO
Why is Arin always wrong about everything lol Naomi is a character in death note, the bi receptionist is the OC lol
Dunno who any of these characters are, and my first impression is that Arin thinks 'Dark Yagumi' is very funny.
Dee is a great substitute when Ike isn’t around
Those were truly words
Well well, I see the boys got tired of poorly-written cringy male on male fanfic and moved on to poorly-written cringy female on female fanfic instead huh x)
Peter, what is this
I ordered Wendy's to eat while listening to this and Wendy's went on strike......
This story is unhinged in all the best ways XD!
That’s not why he’s called Fieldy. Per Korn’s 1997 documentary “Who Then Now,” Fieldy got his name because as a child he had large, puffy cheeks, leading his friends to call him “Garfield,” which over time got shortened to “Fieldy.”
They’ve given two different reasons for it
I knew as soon as I saw the author's name that this was gonna be peak.
The "They're not gay!" followed up by "Light cum all over the room." and "Dark grab the cock." had me fucking dying. This one's a keeper boys. I hope there's a lot more to read!
Imagine if Light had access to the Epstein Files
What? "Called" is a normal thing everyone uses even in America! "What do they call you?" "What do you call this type of animal?" etc. Is this a very satirical bit or do they actually think called is a weird thing?🤣
Maybe it's that it's a bit sloppy and casual, but in England, it would be fully polite?
✨Flashback: one month ago✨ ✨Flashback: one month ago✨ PS - the lighting/new camera or both is making you boys look fab!
I actually have never seen Death Note, but I get the feeling that doesn't matter in this particular case.
Much like with the Frasier fanfic they read a couple weeks ago, I don't think knowing the show that these fanfics are about really helps hearing the story much. It's gonna be completely unhinged either way and they always seem to be so disconnected from the real thing that it doesn't matter if you recognize the names and words or not
Oh, this is magnificent. I've been stunned into silence by this impeccable writing.
I'm stimming on the phrase "blood banana" now
This is another successor to my immortal, I love this so much, please finish this story!
oh we're reading a lot more 😈
Such a great story. 10/10
I don't know anything about deathnote but I think I get it now.
The fucking doubled up authors note is kiiiilling me 😂😂😂
The fact that Naomi IS a character in death note but only in a couple episodes near the beginning, is so funny to me 😭 why was she included in this masterpiece
YESSSS I was hoping you guys got to my suggestion!!!! Btw, Slash= an old fandom way of saying "shipping" or a non-canon (usually) gay relationship between two characters in the story. Basically the author is saying that the brothers are not gonna have sex.
the slash being a literal / in the title between two characters' names indicating the ship
oh, now this one's a stone cold classic
I knew you guys wouldn’t forget my birthday.
The boys in HD 4K ULTRA 120,000 FPS™️
did y’all get new cameras or adjust the lighting? it looks great!!