Fan Fiction Story Time - November #1 - Garfield, Sons of Liberty
Way to go Garfield.
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Why is King George the Third Tim Curry?
This is amazing I love the accents arin does for characters and couldn't help imagining Dr Neo Cortex and N-Gin for the King George and the minion dialogue which was hilarious!
Frankly shocked they didn't see the mention of a third woman (Lady Liberty) as foreshadowing to Garfield fucking her
So happy you went back to the genius that is Shakespeare Hemingway. I had it in the suggestion spreadsheet and I am so just coming to catch up and I'm so eager to hear you read this
Guys we ought to thank this talented and loquacious writer for his intention to educate the American public schoolchildren with this tale. Remember, read this to your kids when they ask what's in lasagna, or why you can't afford to buy them a toy, or ask what Memorial Day is about and why they can't take the day off from school.
I love these so much. 😂 I was feeling down today and this made me laugh so much. Thank you.
When can we expect a story where Garfield has kinky blindfold sex with Lady Justice?
Now I understand why the war of independence ended. It wasn’t because many of the British electorate sympathised with America. It wasn’t because the Conservative Party was voted out in favour of the Wig party (many of whom were friends with Benjamin Franklin), it wasn’t because the British wanted to concentrate their forces on the much closer and looming threat of napoleon. It was because of Garfield. All hail Garfield.
Missed opportunity for Garfield to say Secretary of proState at the end there
I am now filled with national pride
Oh GOD
They really did just gloss over it but "that is right, you founding failures" was the PERFECT first line for Garfield xD
Anyone else catch that he's doing the Liquid Snake voice for King George?
I genuinely want to know what the music is, cuz at multiple points I was thinking I might like listening to it separately lol
The inclusion of the picture of Martha Washington is *MWAH* a chef’s kiss. And Arin’s “fuck yeah” is the perfect response.
40% of this story is after someone talks; said(insert name here) with (discription of action taken)
neeeeeeeed to hear the garfield x la la land and garfield x joker ones so bad
this authors name being ‘shakespeare hemingway’ ….. so perfect 💛
Funniest story ever!! On a historic note I feel like in America it's easy to make George 3rd a villain when actually he really wasn't that much of a villain. He was mentally ill 3 times in his life. Yes but he was one of the nicest kings britain has had and was loved by most however, Yes he did want to keep america with britain, which I don't like but lets be honest even me as english man can admit our monarch's have always be like that with scotland and many other countries.
Very true. He was also the final nail in the coffin for an absolute monarch state. When the wigs got in over the tories and withdrew troops the rule was slowly put in place that exists today; where the monarchy can hypothetically interfere with government but aren’t actually allowed to. One of the reason Victorian governments didn’t like queen Victoria was because she tried to a good few times and got the face on when she was rebuked.
Watching Dan disassociate is my favorite part of the show
I…uh…must have missed this day of history class…
Lasagna cigars need to be a real thing.
I love Patriotica
I am brimming with patriautism
This is the history they don’t want you to know.
Does Gen Z and younger imagine Garfield with Lorenzo Music's voice? If not, whose is it usually?
"George Washington is still alive. There wouldn't be a monument". Arin trying to make sense out of absolute nonsense while losing his shit was my favorite part of this tomfoolery.
26:55 "back me up, other writer in the room" 🤨 i don't usually try to read deep into the boy's personal lives so maybe i missed a chunk of writing Arin has published. but i really do wonder if Arin has gotten into writing as a non-commercial hobby after re-connecting with his Award winning author of an uncle: the revered and award winning Dr Cecil H.H. Mills. I mean it makes total sense, i was inspired to start writing again and Arin got to like BE in a room and interview the legand. I really do like the idea of Arin being a recreational armature writer like me! its always good to have hobbies you don't feel the need to sell. <3
i will admit i waited to listen because i was nervous this was Hamilton(2015) fanfic, but im so glad i chanced it. i particularly enjoyed the incredible use of language when the author implies his erection is a monument to Marsha Washington. i wonder if it inspired the name of that building in DC
I love fan fiction story time I always look forward to it LMAO 🤣
I need the charlie sheen one so bad
Ohhhh, this really helps explain why Washington never had any children!
"The year was 177X"
The slow, patriotic music is killing me
*hand on heart* America! America! God shed his grace on thee!
I thought this was going to be a Metal Gear Solid 2 x Garfield fanfic
Same here
Like John, George Washington was also a fucking cuck
Well he was a slave owner, so it fits.
I love how you can see the progression of US cinematic culture through the Titles of those ten years of Garfield fan fics.
Do not pursue Garfield
Conservative propaganda is evolving every day
With this timeline trajectory, this will become a part of the required reading curriculum. Move aside Catcher in the Rye and Ethan Frome- the new age of literary masterpieces is upon us.
"lounging in throne room of silk and sin" genuinely goes hard 🔥
I’m pretty sure in the entire history of the English language the phrase “Garfield is going to cuck our first two presidents” has never been uttered before this episode.
I am the first person in my bloodline to hear that phrase. What a time to be alive.
Dammit, now I want lasagne… Hold the America though!
it’s reminding me of every arnold schwarzenegger movie
“My fist is a ef6 said garfield as he looked on with destruction “
So the Garfield "Speed" story was in the same universe? This John performed a Amuco blast.
"Garfield is going to cuck our first two presidents" was not a phrase I was prepared to hear today.
Two things I love about this: 1. The constitution is talking. Now I know where where Hoyoverse got the curio idea for the "Parchment that always eats"... 2. **John Fucking Arbuckle** makes another appearance. As soon as he yelled his battle cry, I knew it was him.
00:35 - gonna make a DnD character that's a human warlock named Hans Arin and my patron will be called The Lovely Grump. Thanks for the inspiration.
I really like this particular artist. Beautiful story
It's hilarious that every line of dialogue ends with (verb) (character) with (adjective)
Here I am, enjoying this story with listening.
Arins voice acting make this story 1,000x worse and by that I mean 1,000x better
Sons of Liberty?! Is this about Peacemaker season 2?!
If we get another story from that list, please let it be the one where he defeats Kanye (and please let there be a rap battle).
Im so disappointed that it wasnt a metal gear solid crossover
I thought Sons of Liberty were from Peacemaker season 2 lol
"new ace in our holes" sounds like the exact opposite of what an Ace would do lmao
gotta love sexy music from 178X. fill up those holes with patriotism!
Tracks for American ultra-nationalists to goon to.
"Give me lasagna or give me death" or whatever the quote was
Dan's disassociating deadpan face during this was outstanding. Because wtaf was happening!!! Give me more!!!
Honestly, I know I'd be having an entirely different experience listening to this if it wasn't for Dan's defeated face. It gives me most of my laughter.
does the video abruptly stop at 13:10 for anyone else?
“It was lady liberty :)” “Y’oh my god ” A perfect encapsulation of the tone of this show
ODIE TILL THE DAY I DIE!!!!!!!!!!
This makes me want to play Helldivers so bad XD
Garfield is the only true American 🇺🇲🤣
Gotta love the monument to a guy who hasn’t died yet, and the bedroom to a guy not born yet! 😐
In a house that was not yet built in a city that was not yet founded.
What version of Hamilton is this?
Was anyone else imagining this acted out like in Drunk History?
To be fair to the author, young Martha Washington was rather pretty lol
Abigail Adams too: https://cdn.britannica.com/27/187127-050-BCB2D595/American-first-lady-abigail-adams-portrait-by-benjamin-blyth-of-salem.jpg
I wanna thank who ever edited this to make the bgm louder so I can drown out the horrors of, American history!?
didn't know George Washington's biography counted as fan fiction
Oh noes 🙀, I hate this more than Mondays...
At the beginning of the story I was like "wait... the constitution wasn't written till after the war." Then I reminded myself it's a story about manly Garfield defeating the British. I think the minor historical inaccuracy is the least thing wrong with the story
Oh boy, another surefire Garfield-related banger from two time Pulitzer prize winner ShakespeareHemmingway 🫠
I look forward to this every month. Let's see how much I end up regretting it
Right when I sit down to eat lunch I’m blessed with this notification!