Fan Fiction Story Time - September #1 - Love Beyond Circuits, Love Beyond Flesh
Get ready to learn Optimus Prime Butthole, buddy.
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The Star Wars Holiday Special is starting to look like a masterpiece right about now.
Pro tip: do NOT watch this one late at night when other people are trying to sleep. The pain of silencing my laughter became too much, and I had to step outside.
R2 is not a coward, and I resent that description.
As weird as this shit is... it's SO creative, and I respect the hell outta that!!
I just listened to this while mowing my lawn and I was laughing, must’ve looked like a freak in front of my neighbors. If only the knew the audio
Cuc 3PO
Someone has to explain to them how Anne Rice is responsible for the "I do not own and do not make money off of _" disclaimers. I want them to understand that it's not fanfic authors being delusional
This might literally be the most fetishes wrapped into a single fic I’ve ever seen.
I have come to the conclusion that all of these fanfics have so many grammar and spelling errors because the writers are just furiously masturbating with one hand and typing with the other. That really is the only explanation.
R2D2’s picture got put up on the WHAT wall?!?
*listening to fanfic of OP fucking star wars characters in front of thousands* “huh. Okay.” 10:40 - “… im… im sorry. WHAT?!”
Guys that's not a love triangle! A love triangle is A is in love with B, B is in love with C, and C is in love with A! Ya sillies :p
Not c3po being the cuckhold in the group...
I'm just now getting around to watching this, and omg I'm Nic Saturnine, the last name of submitters!!!!
Patreon renewed, off to a great start with misspelling, and Optimus Prime enters the chat. What a time to be a gamer.
this is such an experience, one I did not need
I only have one episode left after this and now I’m disappointed. Came here for ffst and soon it’s over 😢
I am incredibly sad and incredibly happy I missed this episode: sad because I didn't get to hear this a couple weeks ago, but happy because now I can listen to two FFST's at once!
I just got here and I’m already scared.
We just glossing over the fact that primes asshole is a tourist trap
This comment is the reason I read comments before watching the video
Surprised they didn’t shoehorn in Rodimus Prime
Optimus Prime...diddling Leia Organa...with Jar-Jar's... I've had fever dreams more lucid
saw the thumbnail and audibly said "no, please"
does anyone have any fanfic ideas for the ghost hunters adventure club?
I see the clips of these storytimes and ive always wanted to subscribe and finally got to do it. I have to say this was very worth the investment. Been a hot minute since ive laughed so hard 🤣
Of all the monthly nickel-and-diming in my life, this is my favorite $5 to watch go poof.
They done my boy Jar Jar dirty
fingers crossed they get submitted valveplug one day and read some crazy megop fic - wish i knew any weird ones but the only ones i know are too serious for this
This... this was something special. I don't know what else to say
Wait, so Optimus forever has Jar Jar’s junk grafted to his schlong now? 😂
Is Dan gonna be just a set of eyes peeking out of a goose down jacket when winter actually hits?
Theres a really good MCR fanfic written by Stephanie Meyers you guys should check out
Well I wouldn't say good actually
Did five year old me write this in 1984?
Alright this has to be the nuttiest shit they’ve read so far 😭
The weirdest part is how much the author feels the need to justify such an out-there sexual fantasy, both in-universe and in front of the internet. At a certain point, this CANNOT be connected back, and it's odd to justify it in-universe or to think anyone thinks the story would be incomplete as a Transformers/Princess Leia/R2D2 fuckfic if it weren't believable. Yet, I think I get it: the fantasy might feel more complete to the author that way. Jar Jar death and 'resurrection' and ruined finale and it all ties in between the second and third episodes.
I vote for a special episode with Ike and Toasty reading, and Dan and Arin mysteriously laughing off screen.
genius
The amount of times I audibly said ‘HUH???’ Alone to myself in my car. Why do I feel like this was written by the E.T. Author?
Oh no...I haven't started watching yet, but the fact that you mentioned the dreaded E.T. fic is not a good sign. 😰
02:00 in, and I already hate it 😑
love that leia casually calls luke her brother in this. fascinating implications. almost as fascinating as the whereabouts of 3po in the coliseum that whole time...
Honestly, C-3PO and Optimus? J see it.
I imagine Optimus' "experimental anus" looking like a car wash lmaoooo, this was a WILD one
I love the after story chat, we need more of this! More recorded discussion please!
These captions are a bit fucked, they keep getting locked on *intro music*. Even at 18:00, when Leia's doing the phone number thing. I don't want the people with bad hearing to miss that!
Just when I thought they'd reached the bottom of the barrel with fanfictions, R2-D2 is inside Optimus Prime's extravagantly-described anus...
Why does Arin’s laugh after “Autoboys” sound like Elmo?
Arin nails the character voices when doing these eps, while Dan absolutely crushes reading the typos and fucked up spelling mistakes as they are. Both are good in different ways
Very happy that this was posted on my birthday 😭😂
Built 4 Love - TWRP ft.NSP
We need an Ike cam LMAO
I'm so proud to be one of the degenerates to bring this to the Grumps.
I'm one of the other degenerates, and I'm very proud too—elated that I wasn't the only one who submitted this!
Author really missed the opportunity to call it the Colosseamen...
By the time the story ends I don't think the author ever said R2 left (not saying where because of spoilers... and because I'm not typing that lol). So presumably he left with Optimus? That's gonna be one hell of a cameo reveal...
I... I have still been thinking about this like did R2 make it out or...?
why were you advertising garfield fan fiction when there doesn't appear to be a video for that here?
You are looking for Fan Fiction Story Time #3. It came out 2 years ago here and they just released it free on YT.
I don't think knowing about phimosis is necessarily a sign of being well-learned😅
“Autoboys” immediately killed me
Am I crazy or is Jabba’s entertainment plan the villain’s motivation in the original Space Jam? Didn’t he want to make Michael Jordan a game at a theme park?
Oh yeah, especially when Michael Jordan's dick was too big for him to fuck Lola Bunny, so they had to surgically attach Bill Murray's dick to It.
Slug love is slow love
I'm okay with this being Star Wars canon. Sure, why not...
". . . . . . . . Keep going. ."
Goddamn that was an experience.
love is so beautiful…
There is something in the way Dan reads these stories, especially the heavily typoed ones that just sends me. He must be fluent in typonese lol! His delivery is just 🤌🏻
He is fluent in over six million forms of communication.
Y'know, I actually do like that this unexpectedly became a bisexual encounter in this otherwise bonkers fanservice fever dream. I actually don't hate that at all 😆
Lmao the fact that neither knew what phimosis was killed me
"The Penis is Active"
In my office, Peter. Bring Michael Bay and George Lucas.
This is what happens when a preteen boy gets a hormone spike at just the wrong time
R2D2 is the freak of the robot school. Can’t wait for that Disney+ series.
wait oh shit i actually genuinely love transformers fanfiction. can't wait to see why the thumbnail is jabba the hut.
Ah, Poitimus! My fav transformer
I didn't spend the whole pandemic reading transformers porn and learning an entire glossary of absurd fan terms to NOT hear the correct terminology used.
Yesss the weird Leia x Optimus prime one
I love poitimus of the autoboys so much
Any scoundrels in the chat ready to goon for 25 minutes? I’ve always wanted to has did an clanker
It is I: Leader of the Autoboys!
From the title alone, this will be a doozy.
Hooray!
My show is on! Yippee! What horrors await!