Fan Fiction Story Time August #2 - Sonic High School, ch. 18 - 20

I love the insane similes the author comes up with to describe everything.

'Her body, that looked like a beautiful naked man, but with a vagina's so many little ways the author is telling on themselves

31:12 but but Sonic does have powers.

I love that the story keeps forgetting that Sonic has a terminal illness that will kill him any day now

So much genitals in cream....

“angry feelings like bees flying around on fire” is actually lowkey raw and evocative imagery. or maybe im just too far off my meds

I have taken psychic damage listening to this episode… and yet I can’t stop listening. My morbid curiosity is going to kill me one of these days…

That visual for the “secret prostitute” kills me!

Did anyone say "chekhov's balls" yet?

"A beautiful naked man with a vagina" killed me 😭😭

Wait, didn't Sonic have sex with a Mongolian Lunch Lady?

This is crazy especially since Vector is canonically a Christian.

"dodecahedronal gay" is just so good

I wish they did this stuff more often, it’s not like you guys will ever run out of fanfics. There a never ending supply my friends!

I love sonic high school

i thought spit takes only happened in cartoons until i did one just now (listening to this episode) and splashed coffee all over my laptop and wall. not sure how to feel about that

Throwing a baby on a puddle of semen is a new level of depravity...

So Sonic smacks Vex in the face with his balls and he dies 🤣😂🤣 death by teabag

Suzy we got a jiggle jangle on our hands, Tails is goin NUTS!

Man this author sure has absolutely had sex before

For the record I disagree with Dan - this 100% feels like something a deranged and horny 7th grader is writing. Poor kid 🤣

When the intro shows Dan flailing uncontrollably from laughing too hard I KNOW it's gonna be a good episode ☺️

I can’t believe that Sonic, the autism icon, would punch an autistic person. Truly tragic 😔

I love Ikes background giggling

So just to be clear…it was ok for Sonic to give oral pleasure to The Lunch Lady, but not ok for Amy to fist Cream?

"'EAT FROM THESE,' screamed Cream" HAD ME IN TEARS!! XD

This is thee funniest fanfic I’ve heard. It kills me every time y’all post one. Please keep up the good work boys 🫡

The shadow Keanu Reeves voice was spot on Arin😁😁

20:14 “She is a concubine! And a bitch!” had me on the floor

This is amazing! But, can we start getting a "Previously On"? 😊

There's a lot to unpack in this one.

They're laughing. The security goard's throat closed up for a while, and Arin and Dan are laughing.

I’m still trying to figure out if this was made by a 10 y/o boy or a 40 y/o man. I wouldn’t be surprised by either.

19:40 I am stuck in my brain, stuck good, on, "He took the ring and had it." For am I not doing that continuously, with everything I own, and especially when using it? I took a box from the store shelf, but, I didn't have it, until I paid for it. Then I took the cereal and had it. Then I ate it. Then I had no cereal. Then I took the remote control, had it, pushed a button, but DID I still have it when I put it down?

Also like, it would still be UNHINGED but when Sonic was bringing Charmy's head to the drama club I thought "oh ok for them to use his skull in Hamlet" then NOPE texas chainsaw massacre shit lmfao

The juxtaposition of "Sonic has the best morals of everyone" to Sonic absolutely considering assaulting a near dead starving Amy but deciding not to NOT bc Duh but bc he's mad she cheated and THAT'S what's wrong with it 🤣

This is the BEST story

That middle finger image was like a cherry on top 😂

Danny’s legs kicking and giggling this episode had me laughing even harder!🤣

8th grade is too old to be writing like this 😭

This series makes me laugh so hard everytime oh my god

Do you think they'll ever read Ghost Hunters Adventure Club Fanfic?

Is this My Immortal now???

I'm with Dan. TAILS IS 8 AND CREAM IS 6!!! I don't feel comfortable listening to this at all.

Ok, so, the person that wrote this had to have done it knowingly right. Like they are someone that's a good writer and trying to write bad right? Also i am 100% a dodecahedral gay

I want “a loose woman, a concubine, and a bitch” on my grave now

This fan fiction sure is something More please

this fic is a hate crime. naturally, i need more

OMFG this series is priceless ♡

The ben laden part reminded me how old this is.

This is fucking classic

Genuinely in awe and also dead at how Arin said "dodecahedronal gaaaaaaay" in a single smoothly unbroken breath

Hot take but this is wayyyy better and way funnier than My Immortal

VAJEEBEE

It really is remarkable how consistently terrible this fanfic is. It never gets any better, it started at, like, level -50 and has steadily been descending ever since then. I truly cannot wait to see how they end it, not because I want it to be over but because I feel like it's gonna be so dick-kickingly awful that you can't help but laugh your guts out

Arin " im wrong?, nah"

And i have to pee

Dan’s laughing fits and various face shields are always so cute lol

i cant believe we're almost done with sonic high school im gonna cry :'(

I feel so bad for Dan having the hiccups. I recently had hiccups that would come back from eating or other stupid shit throughout the day. Hurts like a bitch.

Y'all reading this beautiful garbage makes me laugh harder than anything else has every single time, please never stop reading this.

"Like a train full of swords" has no right to go that hard

I often speak in a voice like a person who is living poorly

So the government knew Vector was affiliated with Al-Qaeda and sought a deadly robot from them, but didn’t arrest him for doing that. Clearly they also really really hated Charmy too.

She is a concubine…and a bitch!

I'm worried about their next sonic high school episode because its genuinely disturbing and dark. It kinda ruined the rest of the story for me

Dan is just slowly gathering more and more layers of clothing and blankets lol

Do I dare listen to this episode like a podcast on my drive to work?

32:20 Oh my god Tails you can’t just ASK someone why they’re black!!!

Idk if this was established already and I just missed it, but are Tails and Cream supposed to be their normal child selves or aged up high school versions?

Every sentence of this fic is like a punch to the face

You know that a fic is something else when Vector the Crocodile calling up Al-Qaeda asking to be homies so they'll build him a robot double of Charmy Bee is NOT the most insane thing that happens in it.

@17:45 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Ah... yes... the ball disease😐

It's wild to know where this story goes. There are a couple of genuinely upsetting, NOT OK moments coming that i am dying to see/hear reaction to

Once again praying they read the americas next top model fanfic i submitted 🙏

Why is this fanfic formatted like a Truth Social post

Dan really is one of the most pure, naive people I've ever seen this adjacent to the internet

These are just endlessly fascinating cause I can’t help but wonder who the author is

What will we do without Sonic High School? How can we go on?

I did not think the sex scenes in this fic could get WORSE, but here we are.

15:20 Im sorry...What?!

"Say you're sorry to me; FUCK YOU"

Just remember, Dan: you're not a fish! That'll stop the hiccups!

Oh boy HERE WE GO

My show is ON

i was just watching the sonic heroes playthough and them talking about the chaotix when i got this notification. how ironic

The way I RAN here for story time!