Fan Fiction Story Time - July 2025 #2 - Sonic High School

Given the mention of Big, I can guess what was not said. Also, the phrase "vagina crumbs" is a sin.

this is like part 4 of jojo's

The vagina crumbs and fus roh da were great but why is no one mentioning that he's a HEDGEHOG he's covered in SPINES!!!

Listen this shit is funny as hell, guilty pleasures and whatnot as long as I don't gotta read it LMAO

If the other parts weren't "illegal" I'd say filming it does the trick

Yeah you’re welcome

His entire head?!?!

I am one of the freaks enjoying this. The sex scene is unholy and impure and I love watching y'all read it. This is worth every penny

a bad choice on my part to watch this while eating taco bell. But Toasty's laughter makes up for it

I'm sorry, toasty's forced, overly-loud cackling is absolutely nails on a chalkboard-level grating and insufferable. It genuinely spoils listening to most of these episodes for me.

Yall the sandwich Vector was eating was yellow because it was a Charmy Bee sandwich 😭😭

17:50; that's where we'll lose you

I paid for this… I am God’s strongest clown

Let's all remember that Sonic is a hedgehog... Jikes.

I listen to this on my way to work, and I regret everything. That sex scene sent me spiraling and all the worst ways

Are you not supposed to dragon shout into a woman's pussy when performing oral? Maybe that's why I haven't had any third dates...

"Make sure to yell at the vagina" Danny predicted it years ago

I had to poop while Arin yelled "YEAHHHHHHHH" in the story and I legit almost shit my pants from laughter

So if her way of thanks is sex does that mean she asked the "stacks" of people she saved had to have sex with her?

At 19:52, I can say with full confidence I had nothing to do with this! 🤣 •I didn't vote for this. •I didn't submit this. •Hell my ears didn't fully consent to the Lil Sonic fan-fic. I merely paid to be here and laugh my goddamn ass off at it, I'm just an outside observer as God intended 🤣

everything about the lunch lady scene is bad but VAGINA CRUMBS NO THATS TOO MUCH

Billing y’all for therapy after that lunch lady scene

Sonic screaming at the end absolutely destroyed me. I was crylaughing for a good 2 minutes straight.

After that scene I dunno why I laughed so hard at the lunch lady giving Sonic a brisk handshake 🤣

that was the worst way you could possibly describe cunnilingus

I wish...the kissing scene didn't exist...why would Sonic or ANYONE ask to see the kissing...WHY LORD...WHY

Yah know… I wish I wasn’t eating while that sex scene came up…

I am at home, alone, with headphones on and I'm cringing like dan and looking around to make sure no one else is listening to this

The sex part took me out LMFAO.

19:30ish You're welcome guys

What. Why is Sonic in fuckin Jersey?!

"These perverts are loving this" yeah yes, absolutely, and I am glad to pay for it

This is the BEST story

this show is "loose." interesting choice of words Daniel

"this has to be hell" there is not a reality within the bounds of existence that this is not hell

Finally some good fucking fanfiction. Edit: (Wait no not like that please no)

100% worth the price every time I love this crazy stuff

Can confirm. This is the content I pay for, 100%.

Was not expecting the Game of Thrones twist...

5:41: You remember Donald? My son who is two years older than me?

Im gunna go read that paragraph arin was too scared to say. Byyye

I'm Bangladeshi and highly confused...

I'm crying so hard with laughter, thanks Sonic High School

Lovelies: stop with the Kokichi piss stories! GG: You go it. 😂

This shit is so hilarious...I'm sorry Dan (and Ike), but I want to hear the whole crazy ass thing. Every time you guys read more of Sonic High School, I'm so happy because I know I'm going to be laughing my ass off

Another episode of the author's barely disguised fetishes

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAA!

Just to be clear.... this is 100% what I paid to see 🤣 I am the freaks you speak of. I was actually bummed at the paragraph skip, but I've never read it and don't know how bad it was 😆

Had to pause and read the comments so I wouldn’t throw up 😂 that was VILE

It feels like these must be recorded back to back. It's a shame Dan is drifting in and out, but it's clear he's at least following the story. Maybe future episodes should be recorded with breaks inbetween.

I… I paid for this. 😂

Just imagining Sonic’s whole cartoon head in This poor woman and him just yelling “YEAHHH” like in the games fucking killed me in a way nothing has in a long time.

what is the opposite of a boner. I think I am like retracting

We absolutely love this diabolical shit. Mouth gaping like lunch lady vagina 😭

dan constantly dozing off from either sleepiness or disassociation is everything to me

Absolutely peak. I heard someone read the Lunch Lady sex scene like, a decade ago and it's all I remembered from this nightmare. I love it.

"These freaks love this shit." He ain't wrong

Why does it say this video's been removed? 😥Big sad

Anyone else get a big stutter or lag 22:20-22:26?

Danish children bed time story: “Blot en drengestreg” af Villy Sørensen

I think I'm on a list after watching this

Also I deeply appreciate y'all giving us two Sonic High Schools this month to make up for last month's double dose of piss fics <3

Sonic yelling at the vagina, taking Dan's sex tips to heart.

To anyone else also eating breakfast now, pause at 17 minutes and finish eating. Digest. Have a glass of water and a nap. … Then hit play to continue to Lasagna Vagina

02:52mins Turmeric?! As if! 😮🫢🫣

This can’t be real

"he fus ro dah'd her pussy dude" I'm so glad I lived long enough to hear this statement be uttered.

Why are we skipping parts I thought this was uncensored,

Alternate theory: The Lunch Lady is an alien from the village of Mongolia, on Planet Bangladesh, and the anatomical details were entirely accurate to her species.

GIVE MY BOI IKE A MIC OR SUBTITLES.

All the sex scenes in this story are appallingly written, but most of them manage to loop back around to being funny. This one, on the other hand...

Dan: 😑

yellow sandwich... ... 🤔

not the-- not the vagina crumbs

I was tricked!!! :P

There's so many loaded things in this; last chapter had "Charmy could not control his gay urges like everyone else", and now "It was okay because they are father and son and also both brothers and that is allowed everywhere, and it is not illegal, even if they are both babies now." Is the author okay, or are they writing deliberate brain rot?

Dan covering his whole head with the blanket is how I felt listening to this, the last half was... something lmao "It was really dark inside her vagina because there weren't any lights" KILLED ME, along with pretty much every line

this is beautiful

The yellow sandwich that Vector was eating! There were clues all along, holly shit.

You got me laughing at minute one... Oh god where is this going.

My face hurts from how much it scrunched in disgust while listening to this. I think this was the most uncomfortable fan fic episode for me. Thanks I hate it.

As a woman, this was painful to listen to. You can tell the author has zero experience with oral sex. But the sex scenes are far more descriptive than the ones in My Immortal, so I'll give them that.

Is it known whether this is a purposely-bad parody fanfic or just a genuinely bad sincere attempt? I keep going back and forth because of sentences like "then Sonic got ready for school and went to the school where he was now and did school things" and then the sudden use of the word "poultices". It seems a little too self-aware and I feel like it has to be a parody, but I really want it to be sincere.

I can only think of the Ghost lunch lady from Danny Phantom and it makes this so much worse

A poultice of WHAT??? Did he use the grass clippings??? XD

This author should've paid more attention in biology class

I just want it to be said that this is my FAVORITE SHOW.

YYYYYEAH!!!

Never thought I’d be wishing for the days of someone dragging a dudes penis around their room like a cowboy

When Sonic asked Knuckles and Knuckles Jr. what they did for fun. My first guess was kissing, and I was not wrong. This author really loves to fit in a kissing scene whenever he can.

Those were some of the most shocking and horrifying descriptions of a vagina I've ever heard... Can't wait for the next chapters.

I really hope the author learned proper anatomy at some point after this. It's so disgusting and awful but it's the funniest thing I've ever heard

I love sonic high school it's so deranged and hilarious

Why do I suddenly want to get tshirts made that say "I Learned How To Do The Sex From Sonic High School"...

The text in the episode says Chapters 16+17, but the description says 17+18.

The YOU DID THIS🤣🤣🤣🤣

"I'm gonna skip this part" "Show me.... ..... Yeah."

Something about Dan pretending to fall asleep and opening his eyes in disgust any time something weird happens makes him look older than he ever has before

Written by Ike ?

I can’t decide which is worse. This last chapter or all the piss stories combined…

Vagina crumbs is the worst combination of words in the English language LOL

This hurt so good. That was up there with one of the worst sex scenes I've ever heard. Can't wait to share with my fiancé! 😆

I like to imagine Knuckles Sr is just normal sized Knuckles in a diaper Edit: holy crap, that lunch lady scene was a tough listen

Much like Dan, I think we all need a nap after this one

I’m really happy Dan’s enjoying himself so much :)

As much as I love sonic highschool I want to get back to the Kokichi pissing himself stories.

Neck hula hoop had me in a state ...screaming YEAH I was doubled over...vagina crumbs...dead, I was done bahahahaa Also, Dan nodding off looking so comfy, such a mood!

Ooohhh. I see. I see now why the description said this one was the worst yet.

Dan needs a nap😭

Man, I can't imagine how bad it must have been to skip a whole paragraph for the patreon content 😬

Whats crazy is I know fuck all about sonic but this still brings me so much joy

if you wouldn't shove your entire head into a deaf mongolian/bangladeshi lunch lady then don't even talk to me

Bro I literally yelled "Let's go!" When I got this notification.

This is absolutely the nadir of the story. Ironic because it follows the school’s creative portrayal of the Nativity. Which is the highlight of the story.

My parents are from Bangladesh.

the most realistic part of this fic is the school being open the day after a bomb went off

How long was this recording session?

Just what I needed to get in the right headspace before my Mid Year Review.

"the biggest boobs in the tri state area" got me holy shit im crying laughing

Also, please please mic up the people off camera, they are impossible to hear without cranking the volume up

my favorite time of the month😁

Christ

This is better than My Immortal

Something tells me Arin watched Passengers recently.

Everybody shut up my shows on

I don’t mean to push you guys past your limits but I love these videos and we only get 2 a month so if you could do what you did before (45+ minutes with more than one story) that would make my month😅

Oh nooooooooooo 🫠

my show is on!

Thank god

Let’s fuuuuuucking goooooo