Fan Fiction Story Time - July 2025 #1 - Sonic High School
We're reading chapters 14 - 15. Hurray. Sonic does have the best morals, I think.
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This story is truly a crime against humanity. Glad they didn't give up on it. Pretty sure the last 3-5 chapters were written by someone else. You can really feel the difference after a certain point in the story. Maybe they just got older and lost that magic Chaos spunk... I mean spank. I mean spooge! I mean spark.
Badass heroic deaf woman from the frozen forests of Mongolia: best character ever? Best character ever.
The way the author is so homophobic but goes into so much detail about penises and cum and butts but writes about boobs in such a detached "boobs are great, right fellow straight totally not gay guys?!" way always kills me.
"Charmy could not control his gay urges like everyone else"
"written by Ike" 🤣
So much homophobia directed at Charmy. Poor bee.
Ah yes, chekhovs turd
arin screaming every time the author speaks in caps has my boyfriend in tears laughing
I know this is from weeks ago but I am loosing it at the fact that Arin is practically reading Dan a bedtime story because he keeps nodding off 😭😭
The real tension of this episode was whether arin was going to notice that dan was falling asleep
I'm so surprised that Dan kept up with how he was about to conk out.
Arin said "on a TRAIN" like Forrest Gump said "Greenbow, ALABAMA" to that white Black Panther. It must have been written like that in the script. That "could not control his gay urges like everyone else" line killed me.
GIMME MY PISS
god how was there ever more to write with this story
Not gonna lie; I thought Sonic High School was done
Dan nodding off during this is so funny to me, it's so insanely written, how could anyone's attention waver lmao, he's just a sleepy dude Him getting a snack to keep himself awake is so real
"Sonic and Amy got to the high school and went to the play... which was at school" Man we're starting off strooong
IMO the "gay but required play" arc is as good as Sonic High School gets. The Author really went ham (hog?) in that chapter written on THE TRAIN!
Can we get a comp of all the Sonic high school clips once they finish the story??? Because I’d watch that on repeat no lie.
Why does it say "written by Ike"?
Yeah I'd genuinely like to know the, you know, author
chao meat sandwiches is so terrible and no one even commented on it 😭😭
Just gotta keep moving at Sonic's High School. Ignore the debauchery and horror around you
"Because he wasn't a woman or a child" is Tails not a child? XD
Literally was just coming here to question that. I do not think these are high school seniors lmao
Choice random close-up of Arin's feet
Best feet in the game
When we needed it most, Sonic High School returned
'Charmy couldn't control his gay urges like everyone else' sent my sides into orbit xD
Listening to this while in public - with headphones of course - and oh my god. I’ve never struggled to hold back laughs before.
Try listening in an office. It's ROUGH.
Fk I missed Sonic High School. It's SO much better than the annoying pee stuff or the ones written to be a joke one off, like the Mario milk thing or whatever.
Ikr? I'd much rather hear about hedgehog penises and their gay ball problems
Out of all the pics for dan to be nodding off to, this is the last one I would have guessed
charmichael beethiew
I can feel this story slowly but surely breaking down my psyche and I'm unsure if I'm enjoying it or not or if it's even a good or bad thing
It was from: Is GG scripted? | supermarket simulator [42]
Arin and Dan, thank you. I have ADHD and OCD, and the way you talk about it have given me so many moments of “god, im not alone” and “I did not know that they are wright”. So thank you for the entertainment in the dark times and the light times, and the knowledge to get the courage to get help. Love you guys.
You absolutely are not alone! You can and will thrive. Its what we deserve
The author has revealed something about himself I don’t think he meant to
I genuinely love the unpredictability of the story. Like there's no point in trying to guess what's gonna happen next, because whatever it is, it's somehow gonna be weirder than what I could come up with.
I love the nativity story, especially when Mary tries to kill Jesus immediately after birthing him
Wasn’t the school on fire that entire time
I love Ike's commentary
Do you think sonic shits?
While running, yes.
Only Sonic High School is where you can instantly go from dedicated theater student/misunderstood queer outcast to bloodthirsty serial killer/robot who's suspiciously immune to the pungent stench of hedgehog feces
And thus the age old question was answered: “do you think Sonic shits?”
FFST gross out leaderboard: 1. ET 2. Kokichi Pee Fetish 3. Sonic Highschool 4. Garfield banging Ralphie’s Mom
He couldn't hide his gayness like everyone else?! 😆
That one sentence pretty much made me question everything that had happened so far, including Sonic's outward homphobia & what appears to be both his testicular & prostate cancer diagnosis
This is delightfully so-bad-it's-good, and way better than the pee fetish story.
Author definitely needs a welfare check lol
I just made cream balls with my mother, sister, and brother. And my dad likes them. And now this…… nice, nice.
Arin finally found out that not only does Sonic shit, but also that Sonic's shit has a very distinct smell. Full circle
I love this so much more than pissgonronpa
Dude. Danganronpiss was RIGHT THERE
Yeah, sonic high school is hands down the best fic they've read 😂 I think it’s even better than my immortal with how unpredictable and bonkers it is lmao. I am so fascinated by this brain of a homophobic, racist, christian(?) child who doesn't understand how sex works 😂😂😂 it's so confusing
It definitely has the trappings of a creative writing assignment that went off the rails within the first chapter, yet the train is somehow still functioning in the ocean & deep below the surface is desperately attempting to drill into the core of the earth
Dan struggling to comprehend this is hilarious! I can’t think of any fanfics to submit because, speaking from experience, a lot of them are a bad time
MOOOORE PLEASE
I agree with Arin, 15 is definitely the best chapter yet. Sonic clogging the toilet had a SHOCKING amount of story relevance
It literally became a vital plot point/chekov's gun, and even though Sonic is apparently being written to be like a self insert character you're supposed to admire, he still somehow has SO many things wrong with his genitals & digestive system that seem to be noted as his only character flaws
I think I ruptured my vocal cords laughing so hard.
Beautiful work of art
I'm holding out for Chapter 17
Sonic High School, my beloved
The greatest freudian slip in all of literature
Oooooooh! Right! The deadly ball disease...
I can't tell how much of this is genuine bad writing or if it actually just is satire at this point with how it's written
I love this
I was just thinking this story needed a little religion
You can't expect to be surprised, otherwise you wouldn't be surprised! But that's my only criticism.
This was my reaction too, but then I thought of a good counter-example. If someone is planning a surprise birthday party for you, but someone let's the cat out of the bag, you will expect to be surprised (i.e. a bunch of people in a dark room saying "surprise!" in unison while turning on the lights).
OH THANK GOD WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK
OH FUCK YEAH LET FUCKING GOOOOOO
I can't wait to see this with my very Caucasian eyes
I was born for this very moment
the third most upsetting work of fiction is BACK
Oh my god I’m so happy we’re past the urine fanfiction (the one that isn’t My Inner Life anyway).
“Hooray said I”, said I.
Yes
THANK GOD we get true artistry read to us this week 🙂↕️