Fan Fiction Story Time - May 2025 #2

I've figured out how to make sonic high school make sense: u gotta be just high outta ur mind. The "like a car full of losers" line made perfect sense to me because I started self inserting as the author in my brain and as that line happened I was picturing the "baby don't hurt me" gif because the "and music" line got me to it because I imagined it to be a meme the author found annoying and needed to vent abt it. I felt like someone finally understood me in that moment

Yeah the racism and slurs make this not funny. What a disappointment.

I think this fanfic might have melted my brain. Cause the story cutting from sonic's ball disease to Shadow looking for the ultra chaos emerald made me think it was in sonic's balls. They would have some kind of showdown at the play where sonic's balls like exploded or something to reveal the ultra chaos emerald. If this happens I did in fact call it. 🤣

Finley knew what was coming and escaped

“A sickness still ravishes my balls” finished me off 💀

I’m still cry laughing from the Legolas episode binging these. I am barely keeping composure yall. What is this about to be

I'm watching this on an airplane and trying to keep it together

We love finley!

Peter, what is this?

Isn't Cream like 8?

I think that Finley should be a re-occurring guest on the show

I love the reference to top 10 hottest female sonic character's I lost my mind

Man, I wish I could make a lot of money being gay...

this is the best episode of Game Grumps

“Tails flew into Cream’s window” I thought the author meant like a bird does.

I love this episode a lot just because you can really see Dan's brain start to break down at a molecular level. Really great stuff

These have got to be the best chapters of sonic high school

Anyone else laugh so hard they lost feeling in the right side of their body? I think I laughed so hard part of my brain became pudding

Sonic High School was 100%% written by like an adult fucking with people

can finley stay the whole time next time

Wow, that “mentally challenged” line was gold.

yea

thank you for guest starring, Finley

"There is something everyone's forgetting" = the author forgot about it until now.

Toasty cackling in the background truly is the icing on the cake

The best part of this episode was Finley, it was all a nightmare after that. 10/10 great job gang

This is so awful please read more

Missed opportunity here... it should have been "gas hole" instead of "trash hole"...

There's so much more to comment on here than a misplaced 'literally,' 11:45, but it's not just that penises aren't known to do that, it's that the misplaced 'literally' made Dan hide his face. The line before of murder did not, but he had to hide whatever reaction he had to whether or not there was a vocal noise coming from that dick.

"he was empowering his p*nis" gonna start using those terms for when i zerk it

6:47 CRYINGF LMFOAOA they did cream dirty with that wording 😭😭

brong finley BACK NOE!!!!!‼️‼️‼️‼️😤😤😤

The "nerection" thing reminds me of the word orange. In Spanish, it's "naranja." Due to this fact and the fact that English words can sometimes lose their initial "n" to a preceding "a," some believed that "an orange" was originally "a norange" - which turns out not to be the case, but it did seem plausible. Um... where was I going with this? Oh. A nerection/an erection.

I couldn't go even 4 minutes before hacking up a lung. "Name the babies so there's no confusion!" "Okay. This one is Knuckles and this one is Knuckles Jr." Actually wheezing.

I could see the numbers and calculations floating around Dan's head when he realized there are indeed humans in the Sonic universe.

I hope Shadow uses his wish to cure Sonic’s ball disease, there by saving the world AND getting Sonic laid.

They only mentioned briefly at the end of the last chapter, but Knuckles actually looks like Espio now

3:39 I duno what it was but naming the baby “knuckles jr” immediately after naming the other baby “knuckles” (who is knuckles) just caught me the right way and I almost did a spit take of my water

arin you should add clips of this to your voice reels i think you would become the world's most famous voice actor

DOGGY!!!

I watch these while eating BBQ in my underwear. My question is: Why is Cardi B in this?

"gay ball problems"

The synopsis of the game Car Lesbians sounds like a fanfic Danny and arin would read lol

Does tayls is bye???! Buy guiz is so haut 🔥

Legalize marowanna!

Is there somewhere that actually shows the playlist? When I click it, it just has the playlist title, and no videos. It does this in both the app and the website.

Like when Santa's coming up the chimney metaphor kills me everytime. Can't listen while I'm driving I'll laugh too hard and crash

……..Does this make Omega a trash dumpster?

“Let my penis murder everything inside you” sounds like something the author overheard his dad saying one night and used it as inspiration.

I haven't laughed this hard since episode 1 with Obama & Shrek. Beautiful voice acting Arin (as usual). 🩷🤣

Every sentence is a new assault on my brain and I'm 100% here for it.

This is obviously about the author battling his/her inner homosexual thoughts and simultaneously being irate about being snubbed for the lead in the school play.

Whoever may be reading this, PLEASE upload a My Immortal supercut so we can watch it all in one place!!!

"I want to be mentally challenged" and "I want to be challenged mentally." Are very different lol

Oh Toasty, your laugh is icing on this phenomenal crap-cake <3 I love when his laughing causes a chain reaction with the Grumps

Now I need a playlist for just the SAAANNNIICCC ones :) Thank you so much for making my day better

If they haven't found the link between Sonic and autism, I think they're a little bit closer now.

I want more Finley!!

Looked up the fic because I could not imagine what the word was they chose to censor at 27:15. Boy howdy I was NOT prepared for that. Learning lots about the author this episode.

The laughing in the background added so much more to the humor haha

I’ve said before but I’m reading along (I found the story online) and my GOD the amount of censoring Arin is doing is astounding.

Hey Grumps team, can we please include the names of the fics in the description? I like going back to watch my favorite episodes but don't know which is which. Thanks! 💕

The thick irony of this author having some weird animosity for homosexuality expressed through the characters looking down on it only to then end a pivotal chapter with Espio & Knuckles making out to the point where a supernatural occurrence rebirths both of them while everyone stands there and watches them is not even close to the most inane thing that happens in this fanfiction. And that's even after Rouge has a child born through her butt on school grounds 🥲

Tails saying "let my p0n0s murder everything inside of you" was not something I expected today XD

Shadow raping his car/Omega was not on my bingo sheet.

The absolutely unnecessary little details and similes in this are what make it go further beyond

Let’s fucking goooo! What a way to cap off the weekend!

I dunno Ashly, Bayonetta 2 was pretty good

So, no one's calling attention to the fact that this person wrote lustful feelings between an 8 year old and a 6 year old?

I am simply asking for the world to come together in agreement that Sonic High School is the pinnacle of human artistic achievement.

Ike’s laugh is my favorite parts of these

this is very attractive

This series makes me so happy to be alive

What's wrong with Dan?

Isn't Tails like 12 years old or something?

Love how open the characters are on their bodily functions.

YEAAHHH

Dan slowly becoming like a Banana man plushie is so funny.

the intro gives me 90's sitcome vibes and im here for it

Shadow is 100% banging silver next chapter.

“Balls are an important part of sex.” Sonic high school really be out here dropping wisdom unprompted.

sonic high school is the gift that keeps on giving

The sexual similies and metaphors in these fanfics are really something special

I feel like this is written by a 9 year old boy whose only understanding about sex is from his older brother who talks about porn a lot

"let my penis destroy everything inside you!" Actually goes so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Not that "Legolas by Laura" wasn't amazing, but man it feels good to be back in school

18:12 I'm sorry, how does one have "Erect Balls"? (Yes, it was "a wreck", but I'm pretty sure that's what they heard, too, going off the laughter)

Someone seriously needs to animate the non-lewd parts of this

This person just learned how to read and write YESTERDAY and they're using their newfound power for evil

I laughed so hard at the unexpected "I have lusted after your rabbit genitals"😂

Dan slowly shrinking into his beanie and jacket during Cream and Tails' study time was so funny lmao

If the government is really spying on my internet usage, I hope they like game grumps reading fanfic because that’s what they’re getting

Ike's laughing (and how he laughs) in the background always completely sends me no matter what im doing

Sooo, I don't have a penis, but I'm pretty sure none of that is how penises work. Just saying...

I feel like i lost some braincells on this one, guys.

Lol imma assume he wrote black peoples

They are spending so much time trying to apply any logic to Sonic High School AU baby genetics. No logic, just let it wash over you, like a tsunami.

I've just spent actual earth dollars on two dudes reading about Sonic's balls and have zero regrets This is the content patreon was made for

Finley!!!!!

No. Knuckles is now a purple baby chameleon who looks like Espio. Knuckles Jr is a red echidna baby.

Im watching this at work. With headphones of course. Will I be able to contain myself with co workers around. We'll see. PS I love Finley

"a sickness still ravages my balls" 🥲

i love finley just blocking the entire camera at the beginning

I've never been more excited and scared for my ears at the same time

Oh Yay! A Tails episode for my Birthday!

hell yeah gamers let's goooo