Fan Fiction Story Time - April 2025 #2

Exactly one bortion

At literally not a single point did I possibly guess ANYTHING that was coming in that story

30:13 what did he say...

"Wondering if they were done fighting, or just taking a break to kiss" is the most GameGrumps shit I've ever heard

I'm so happy the Grumps realized just what a literary gift to the world this fan-fic is, and decided to continue it.

This writing style breaks too many rules with perfect comedy to be anything less than a mid 20's memelord who deserves to be a NY Times Bestseller

These episodes really put my mind at E's

This 100% feels like it's written by an angsty preteen/teen kid who just went from being an only child to having a baby sibling at the same time they're learning about sex.

"I'll have one bortion, please!" "Sir, this is a Wendy's."

Knocked him onto the floor/ground .... knocked me onto the floor/ground 💀😂

I was trying to be quiet late at night, but audibly gasped for air at "E's."

I like that they seemingly knew what a vagina was when they were writing the sex scene, but somehow now that the baby is being born it's coming out the asshole

This sounds like it was written by a 12 year old boy who goes to Catholic school and has a religious family but is curious about sex and has no good information to understand it (or someone who is trying to imitate such a thing. Probably that.)

“A bortion” is great in its own, but Dan saying “one single bortion?” and shaking his head disapprovingly truly killed me

I am now a different person.

Markimoo laughter???

I’ve found this online so I’m reading along like this is a class reading. It makes it even befuddling.

"salad of anger" completely took me out fsr

See, I thought My Immortal was when messy fanfiction piqued but it would seem that I’m sorely mistaken.

Thanks for this one Ike

Thanks for this one, it sets my mind at e's

Kissing breaks need to be mandatory in every sport gah I love this genuinely can't wait for you to keep reading it just keeps giving

Sonic High School is BY FAR the funniest of all these. It's so genuine.

thank you for this story Ike <3

Im rewatching this and just realized that they never named Rouge's baby and that sent me into another laughing fit

I really enjoyed the Inestine matri-infanticide tangent

I fully laughed out loud when he read “they could start to see a baby come out of her butt” omg, this is a masterpiece lmaooo

This Sonic High School reading has been some of the funniest shit I've experienced in a long time <3

"taking a break to kiss" might be my new favorite line to randomly throw in a sentence 🤣

This is like the Sonic version of My Immortal

Look, pro-wrestling would be way better if more matches involved taking a break to kiss.

Paying for this membership is more than worth it because of these. Thank you Ike and the whole crew for making this magic

Thank you so much to the editor(s) for including the eye twinkie I think I had an out of body experience from laughing so hard

“Shadow showed up and said a slur” and just like that we’re off

1 single bortion

This needs to be preserved in the Library of Congress, it's fucking phenomenal. Holy shit.

I am in awe of some of the author’s descriptions. “Their tongues were like two chicken cutlets that were like cats who loved each other” is horrible and yet somehow I understand completely what they were trying to convey. (Also “that dang baby was still crying” had me in stitches)

My biggest laugh every month, consistently. Never ever stop doing this.

Ike is such a prolific writer~

I’m sad not more pause was given to “a romance pasta dinner”

This story has taken some major twists and turns since Sonic's journal about his itchy balls was read aloud in class.

I'm celebrating 4/20 and when they started talking about "body donation" my brain had to hard reset

Espio and Knuckles were pretty much on brand with 'kissing your dad' if you think about it

It's fucking scieeeeence! Just ask Albert Inestine~

Arin and I have the same foot shape.

Oh my god this is phenomenal

EggMan sounding like Elon musk

Nothing like chasing away the existential dread with.. this

After getting home from a concert where my body and voice is absolutely DEVASTATED, this is exactly what I needed....I think?

W👶W

So, this author is capable of making twists and spell words partially correctly but can’t seem to figure out how to coherently make an actual story 😂

tw mentions of a single bortion

Does this mean Ike is confirmed to be the My Immortal true author Tara

It is a fact that if it looks like magic it is not magic it is science so deal with it. -Tails, 20?? * (2003, probably)

This is diabolical, and I need more

The face Dan is making in the intro is making me very worried about what I am about to listen to

I'm having a blast hearing about Knuckles and Espio getting all touchaling and lovingly with each other. (I meant to say fightingly but as I was typing, the story progressed lmao)

Simply amazing

Holy shit, this was incredible! 👏🏻🥹🥲 pure joy and happiness, thank you. i really needed that this morning 💖

This Good Friday just keeps getting better.

Perhaps the author thought that abortion was like a coma. When I was younger I thought it was acoma not realizing it was two words.

great story. thanks Ike!

I like the idea of a kiss break during competitions

Is this episode Arin casually trying to increase his Wikifeet score while reading fanfiction?

Here's hoping they finish the next 15 chapters too

Charmy catching so many strays

It feels like the fanfic version of those mass produced YouTube kid videos, the ones where they would use popular character assets but it would be like Mickey Mouse having an affair with Elsa.

Called it! Though I didn't expect the twist in chapter 9 😂

Listening to Dan and Arin read fanfiction really puts my mind at E's. 😌

sonic high school is a masterpiece and should in fact be taught in high school curricula.

Did ike really write this? It's a masterpiece

I NEED MORE SONIC HIGH SCHOOL PLEase

I maintain my theory that this was either written by someone who is 12 or 42.

Is this mislabeled as #2?

the continual expositional dump is something else lmao

Did they finish Phoenix Tight? If not I beg for more 🙏

They gotta continue My Inner Life when Sonic High School ends. It seems like the copy they read last time only had the author notes and prologue attached to it? So they should really try finding the full version.

you mean written by DarkDoomFireMaster thank you

Was there a part 1 this month?

YESSSSSS

Oh yes I needed this.

LETS GOOOOOO