Fan Fiction Story Time - April 2025 #1

This story was a lot sweeter than I thought. Since it was on bad fanfiction story time, I was expecting bad fanfiction. Kudos to the author.

Fucking phenomenal. 12/10.

This is so good Jesus Christ 😂 fucking amazing.

"Yeah, who wrote it? I wanna know..."- Arin asked softly as he to began to formulate a plan to track down the author and use his special micro-penising skills to exact revenge.

Pasta dad(dy) merch?

Honestly well done

Arin going with dude is the best

I really wish there was more buy & leave fanfics in my life

I like how Arin seems to have forgotten the micropenising ray, so when the reference comes up he just thinks he's catching strays.

I miss the ol Buy & Leave

I just realized that the MC of this fic had full filled the prophecy. He kissed a dad.

I can’t help but notice Suzy is Arin’s phone background how sweet

Anyone else here post 6/4/25 in mourning?

That was glorious.

why was there a weirdly realistic metaphor for the monotony and misery of retail work

Im sorry but i cant help but notice Arin’s hand or foot movements makes it look like he’s periodically gooning

This is actually a great fanfic

I really hope bruan submits his fan fic of giving Dan a bliwjob

This felt like a fever dream sort of

toes

This is weeeeeeird but I will say this writer earns points for all these references.

Arin's like "but-but I've got a huge c*ck" 🥺

Well...now they're in for it. They just said to send whatever fanfiction...after saying before they didn't want people to write fanfic about them years ago and nearly killing the fandom, but, there were still some who persisted...waiting for this day...Good luck guys. Just a warning, the fanfic...for your own fandom is a product you've created partially yourselves. Though, I don't think you'd ever intended it. It's about to get spicy and weird...and very...very gay. Hopefully it's some of the good ones though. Not all of them are nightmare fuel.

This was gorgeous, makes me want to write a thing myself

"What's the opposite of annoying" asks Arin "the only reason I'm able to do this for a living is because I'm cool" Hanson

Oh my God that was beautiful 😭💖

This is written so well and it has so many references, kudos to the author 👏🏻

Is it even a Fan Fiction Story Time if you arent saying “Arin” in a disappointed tone?

Arin getting defensive makes this so much better

Dear God's ... I'd pay thousands of dollars just for this

This was my first Patreon Story Time and I could not be more pleased. This story was perfection

Arin offering to burp Danny made me go awww, maybe it's cause I just burped my four month old and put him to bed.

This is 19 minutes of “And Arin took that personally” I love it

Awesome, Dan messed up my name! 🤣

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Dude. This one is actually good. lmao

I love Arin's "SHUT UP" once he caught the line about "truth seeking". XD That dad kissing craze is inescapable...

Arin I love you but as a fellow neurodivergent friend who stims you look like you're jerking off in this

3 min in and this is already golden.

I was listening to the story time and tabbed over to look and saw Arin at 11:05. I was like, uhh... until a few seconds later when he fiddled with his hands

omg buy and leave yaoi

Why is this so good?! Also, Arin getting so defensive is adorable. He's so proud of his store!

"What the hell, dude, I've got huge cock" --Arin Hanson, 2025

Goodness, fanfic two days after I just got a subscription, this’ll make my daynight

they need to be sitting right in front of a fire with fuzzy blankies

I love how this fanfic is more like a barely disguised employment evaluation for Arin's inane in-game business practices

This assault on Arin's managerial chops is DELICIOUS.

So this is actually my fic! I made a promise to myself I'd join the Patreon if Buy & Love made it to Fanfic Story Time! I'm thrilled you guys read it and very flattered it came through well! I feel a little embarrassed about all the references I forced in, it was a bit tryhard, but when I'm working with literal NPCs I had to find a way to fill the space without taking it too seriously lol. Also for context, this was written a little early in the playthrough, before Arin boosted his boys all the time, as well as various other updates. Sorry for harshing Arin's vibe so much, that's all on Roy and not my personal beliefs about the video game boy, but you know how minimum wage can turn a person, lol. Also sorry about the tense swap, I like to experiment with present tense and accidentally switching is one of my oopsies when I do fic I guess, lol.

I NEED the link to this, it's not coming up on AO3 search.

Pasta daddy mentioned!

I need fanart of Steve and his Big Jugs. For reasons.

Arin catching so many strays and getting offended by all of them is so glorious.

Didn’t quite have the “WoW” factor the last one had

Arin IMMEDIATELY complaining about Roy and Scott is giving ✨Buy & Leave corporate ✨ 🤣

What a nice palette cleanser, after... Y'know

thank god I get to watch this on my off day hehehe

i guess my name is thekueranik now :')

Arin's "ssshut up" made me laugh out loud

This was much needed after the last fic lmao

This is such a well written story. Great work

Arin and Dan being background characters in a Buy and Leave fanfic added ten years to my life

let fucking gooOOOO

I was hoping they'd read this one! I'm so happy, haha.

Arin's so indignant about Roy's complaits 😂

Will I laugh or will I cry

Just in time for my lunch break :)

So glad I'm not the only person who thought to write fanfic of the Buy and Leave.

No tariff big enough to stop these, thank god.