Fan Fiction Story Time - March 2025 Part 2

We had front sex is what i'm telling my kids when they ask how they were made

The craziest part of this is that Espio is a chameleon… he can already turn invisible lmao

I don't know what that note is talking about. this is the best sex scene you've read on this series

I thought the comments were exaggerating. This author is a fucking genius

Catching up on some older videos on here. I had a faint memory of the itchy balls thing but i was not expecting this... The pictures they were painting with their words during the sex scene kept killing me. 🤣😝 Italian salad dressing... hot dog windshield wipers... WOW..... it's semen time!

dare i say sonic high is a stroke of penius

Rewatching this and I gotta say, the moment when Arin says "The path to glory begins at the base of your friend's penis" and Dan's eyes just go wide, it fucking killed me.

dans face at 5:44 absolutely did it for me XD. im right there with him

Wow, what an emotional hurricane

it's been over a year and i still can't get balls hurricane out of my head

I don't think I've ever laughed as hard as I did at this just listening to someone read a story on the internet...I was cry laughing. That being said, my kid is a huge Sonic fan with Sonic character posters all over their room...tucking them into bed after listening to this was an experience...

I don't think I've ever laughed this hard I'm fucking dying.

I forgot Espio had been invisible the whole time he was doing sex to Rouge and making WOW on her butt

I cannot remember the last time I cried laughing this much in such a short span of time.

I’m barely half way through and I genuinely don’t think I’ve laughed this hard out loud at something on the internet in years. My wife came over to check on me. Christ I’m tearing up.

my favorite part is when Espio said "It's semen time!" and then saw men all over the place

Awww, you cut out "Amy looked sad and starved like African kids."

I had to keep pausing the video because I legitimately felt like I was going to throw up from laughing so hard. Your patreon is the best investment I have ever made

There is literally no safe time to take a sip of my drink during this.

People say my immortal is peak but they clearly haven’t read sonic high school.

Didn't get around to watching this until now, but omfg I almost blacked out laughing at the sex scene. The fucking "WOW" made me see stars, jfc one of the funniest things I've ever heard

“Shit I don’t know” -Amy

W💢W

Never thought I'd hear Mauve Avenger again for any reason outside of Eugene's Go-Kart on Hey Arnold! This one bought took my soul.

This might be the greatest piece of literature ever written xD

That sex scene actually killed me holy shit - Very education 👍

I just about didn't survive this one holy shit

"Espio thought she was the hottest woman in the world ... that i could see from here." Holy fuck man im dyin 'ere Edit: Holy christ i almost fucking passed out from that sex scene

I chocked on my ice cream that was beautiful😭😂

I remember laughing so hard I cried reading that espio and rouge scene a few years ago. This was a very satisfying reaction. That’s why I wanted them to continue Sonic High School.

This was written by a child

On second thought, listening to this during a zoom meeting wasn't my best move, but damn did my boss think I was into what was being said. Do I remember what she said? Nope. But ill remember this

I listened to this while I was donating plasma for the first time. I laughed in silence while tears were streaming down my face. I hope I can donate again

wow

I was genuinely in pain from laughter

Holy shit is the writer of this like 5 years old??? I'm fucking dying laughing.

I was crying from laughing hahahah

This video nearly hospitalized me

Hey everybody - I hope you have a great baby! Today and always.

8:40 "his brain must have felt like a total idiot"

This author HAS to be competent, I'm almost 100% certain. I don't think ANYBODY can write a sex scene that funny, even by accident. This is the second time in my life that I've laughed so hard I almost threw up

It really seems like the author isn't stupid, just really good at pretending to be in order to mimic old sonic comic house style and poorly localized games. Since the author's notes are so self-aware and the gags are consistent

First few parts of Sonic High School: Wow, this author can't write. The Espio and Rouge Scene: This author is an idiot savant.

Between this and “Phoenix, we fucked,” I have never laughed this hard in my life.

Regarding Dan's MacDonald's comment. Ik it's an American brand but in Scotland and Ireland for names that have Mac or Mc you do capitalize the M and then the first letter after each prefix. E.g. MacKenzie, MacKlennan, MacKay etc.

Never experienced vomit laughing before so that's cool.

Is this where Tommy Wiseau learned about sex? Or perhaps he wrote this...?

I listening while driving, bad idea i could not breathe from laughter

I laughed so hard I legit almost threw up and now have a headache, chapter 6 killed me

This is one of the few videos that I busted out in tears 😂

I had forgotten what was happening when I began to listen to this again, and it picked up at "using his penis as a rolling pin on her face" and I was immediately put back into the story.

Thought it would be easier to handle on a second watch. BUt nope.

I love how the dialogue switches between robotic alien speak and bluntly human: “What’s that about?”

I heavily doubt that “warning: the worst sex scene ever” was written by the author himself, he is NOT that self aware.

Sonic High School reads like it was made by an 11 y/o boy or a 45 y/o man.

I don't think I've ever seen Arin laugh so hard omfg lmaoo

God is dead and this is the murder weapon. Amazing

"Worst sex scene ever" did not prepare me for how hard I've been wheeze-laughing at this, this is INCREDIBLE

"Like a hotdog windshield wiper" is CRAZY lmao

I actually started coughing from laughing so hard 😂💀

Chapter 8: Rouge is pregnant and has an E.coli infection. Good grief 😬

Sonic High School is a true gauntlet of trying to read with a straight face

Ok, I've been wondering for a long time if there's ANY chance that if I suggest the fanfic "Dipper goes to Taco Bell". Anyone know if there's a limit to how fucked up a fanfic can be before they just say "no" to reading it? Because I feel like that one needs to be forced upon them like a friend of mine forced it upon me, and maybe, just maybe, I am forcing upon anyone reading this right now. Disclaimer: It's fucked up., and dark af. Don't read it unless you have guts of steel. Kinda wish I never read it, or even heard of it, it's legit that bad.

"shit, I don't know" is probably the most real response to anything these characters have said ever

Holy crap, there are so many gems in this story, I am at a coffee shop and trying not to laugh too loud lmaooo

Holy Jesus... Cried so many tears on this one. Holy Hell Dude. Fuck!! LOL

I don’t see the first part of this story on the Patreon, am I dumb, or am I stupid??

Why the hell did it feel like this took 85 years?? Like, I feel older now.😂😂😂

jesus I haven't laughed this much in a while... best episode yet!!

As someone who has simultaneously adored and abhorred this story for almost a decade at this point, I can not truly describe just how joyous I am that they finally got to Chapter 6. As soon as I saw they were reading Sonic High School when this show premiered I couldn’t wait for when they reached this part, and when they kept reading other things I was worried they would never get to it. Man oh man was this so worth the wait.

this was a mistake to randomly decide to listen to at work 🤣 best one for a while!!

"this seems like the perfect time to apologize to our new camera person" LMAO imagine this being your first day at a new job

Never apologize for bringing us more solid gold 🤣

I was scream laughing during the whole second half of this

Probably the best episode yet!

MORE SONIC HIGHSCHOOL! I haven't laughed that hard in WEEKS. I've already quoted the "back 9" part 🤣

I'm going to join in and say yeah I was coughing as well from laughing so hard. Thank you. Like seriously thank you

Who ever recommended sonic highschool thank you I've known about it for years, since like 2014! I think i left a comment on one of their sonic videos asking them to read it? But yeah knew the guys would absolutely lose it , an now the world can know the glory that is sonic highschool truly a modern classic lmaooo

I think Arin's brain might have cross "Frigate" and "Brigantine", which are indeed both kinds of boats

WoW

I learned the "WOW" butt thing in two different languages, from two completely different pieces of media that I've been consuming for over 13yrs now in the same week, and that's how I know my sense of judgement is immaculate

This is the BEST one yet

This has got to be one of the top 10 hardest times I've ever laughed.

I haven't laughed this hard in years oml

IM GONNA CRY

"I hope you have a great baby" came to destroy me out of nowhere

I read the rest of this fic after they did the first couple chapters, and I was constantly thinking "the GGs need to read the rest of this" so im VERY happy theyre doing it. The author has more fics in the highschool series too, so if they need something to replace My Immortal, they have a strong contender 💙

I definitely want more of this. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

this right now is when i decided every cent i’ve spent on this patreon was beyond worth it im laughing so fucking hard

It might be a niché thing, but does anyone remember the webtoon Sonic Kids? Cause this Sonic Highschool is oddly reminiscent of that! 🤣

This show is so wholesome ☺️

omfg almost choked to the maker several times during this... "create a generation in me !!!"

I am SO happy they are finally reading more of this. If they make it through to Chapter 17, my life will be absolutely complete.

Guys, I promise you, the story NEVER loses its momentum from here on out

All I can think of when listening to this is some kid in like 8th-9th grade going through puberty and writing this fanfic and inserting some of his own personal journal entries and thoughts into it under the guides of Sonic

I love how it's never addressed that it's implied that Sonic's mom wrote that weird ass fortune for her son, on the account that she "made Chinese food" instead of ordering it

When Sonic ran into Amy's bedroom I thought for a second she was gonna be hanged and Dan would never emotionally recover.

Arin was thinking of a Brigandine a type of ship from the golden age of sailing

More sonic higschool please, this was WAY too funny to read this far and drop. also more My Inner Life, lol

laughed crazy hard ❤️

Shame this wasn’t the Ben Schwartz video.

I cried laughing at the sex scene, my side hurts now

Thank you for reading my story. 😇

This is your fault, I laughed so hard at ‘big cool boobs’ and ‘took out her vagina’ that I gave myself a nosebleed 🤣

Subscribed to the Patreon solely because I wanted to see Dan and Arin experience the masterpiece that is My Immortal for the first time. But I'm out here discovering such quality fanfics that I'm sticking around! Even in this economy, this is 5$ well spent!

The writer is an absolute gem for giving us the best sex scene I've ever heard. It actually hurt my core by the end

balls hurricane is a phrase that is now etched into my mind.. thank you.

I've read titilating fanfiction sex scenes, I've read confusing fanfiction sex scenes, I've read fanfiction sex scenes that made me nope out, I've read crackfic sex scenes where the whole point is the stupidity; but never in my life have I CACKLED OUT LOUD at a sex scene like this. What fucking brilliance. Whoever this writer is, give them an award for SOMETthing, because that was genuinely hilarious

I need to soak myself in bleach after this one

You're right. This is the best one you've read so far. Please continue. (Also I'm crying and lowkey impressed by the creativity of that ass-WoW. Truly amazing😂😂😂)

This is utterly fucking fascinating, was the person who wrote this 9? Or 38? I legitimately feel like it could be either

This is so insane and I couldn't help laughing at my desk at work, and I was completely unable to explain what I was listening to when my coworker asked!

I listened to this at work am I going to jail?

OH MY GOD SONIC HIGH SCHOOL LETS FUCKING GO I can't even BEGIN to tell y'all how happy I am that they're continuing this

Woke up my roomate after laughing so hard

The similes and metaphors used to describe the yiffing scene were top tier.

I’m SO glad this is back! 🤣

WoW

Balls Hurricane is my new gamertag. 10/10

This fic is way better and funnier than my immortal lol. At least to listen to!

I'm sobbing. This is the funniest thing since Dumbledumb...

This made me light-headed and nauseous from laughing so hard.

im gonna miss toasty losing it in the background

I don't think I'll ever be able to get the Surprised Ghost out of my head. Thanks...

I like how Espio stuck it in and "moved from side to side" like he was parting the red sea

This story may just kill Arin

A brigand is a forest criminal, apparently

Holy shit, did a nine-year-old write this?

I am so incredibly sick right now that I started having an asthma attack at “balls hurricane”

Ah yes, the invisibility hat that makes the USER invisible but not anybody else who interacts with you. So Rouge was basically convulsing on the ground while Espio gave her a classic belly button fuck. And i thought the way I lost my virginity to a former baseball team member from high school was rough 💀

I'm not through the whole sex part yet but omfg this is a literary masterpiece.

Took out her vagina, oh yes cause that's what we do!?! XD

More My Inner Life Please!

THE HAT STAYS ON DURING

All i have to say after that is WOW

This author is... creative.

I am so appalled but I can’t stop listening XD please continue

With some of these, I have to listen to a few times to fully process what's happening.

“Hello, I’m home” is one helluva greeting to dish out at your doorstep.

please read more of the self insert link fanfic omg

Balls hurricane

That warning at the beginning of ch6 wasn’t lying huh 😭

Thank you for returning to this one. Sonic High School might be my all time favorite fanfic

This week it's Arin's turn to cry!

there are so many amazing moments from this i can’t even pick a favorite

The author of this masterpiece is a genius. Who else would combine words in such a way?

I am now deceased. That sex scene killed me.

I can’t believe I listened to this at work 💀😂

Extremely obscure and strange reference to the Mauve Avenger racing go-kart in Hey Arnold. Kind of shocked i remember that.

After all the terrible games they have played over the years it's funny how the thing that's gonna break the game grumps sanity is fan fiction story

WoW 😂😂😂

Watching Arin get taken out as he's saying the words is my favorite thing

Tiny, baby bra and big, cool boobs is amazing 😂😂

This could be the story of all time

Sonifc

THE RETURN!!!! I AM SO THRILLED. I did a scream! Sonic high school is truly a work of genius.

Ahh yes, a bed time story about....sssonic.